Takumi, the greatest Luigi in the world.

[OF 'til I OD]

Known as The Japanese Whirlwind, Takumi gained this charactereistic name, by his amazing speed, both in Real Life and in Melee. An example, Takumi once finished 3 gallons of Mint Choco Chip ice cream in 21 seconds, then drank another gallon of Strawberry milk. After, he ran 300 miles just to go buy a T-Shirt that says "Foxy Grandma". He is hardcore in every sense.

Alright, this Takumi gangsta is a straight god at Luigi. He can 6 stock you in a 4 stock match. I have personally seen him take down 2403892 enemies on Cruel melee, using sandbag. And you should see him, he has set a match record. 4 stock match, took him an estimated 2.3 seconds. All he did was use Luigi and pressed B once and they were dead.

It is an utmost pride and honor to play Takumi, many people have walked 500 miles (pretender rock my socks) just to play him, and promplty get *****, then die after Takumi-Separation Anxiety.

If you don't know Takumi, I will surely upload some of his videos, though we cannot upload any of his amazing feats, ie 6 stock in a 4 stock, or 2.3 sec victory, as that would simply demorialze the entire smash community.

Takumi usually plays, myslef, and he mostly 30 stocks me, but once i got him down to 29 stock that was a good day. Anyway, I will upload his vids against me, and some of his other victims. You will all be in for a treat.

 

[Sleepyman]

how does taking down 2403892 enemies on cruel melee using sandbag make him a good luigi player

 

[OF 'til I OD]

how does taking down 2403892 enemies on cruel melee using sandbag make him a good luigi player

Well, that in itself doesn't, it shows his skill as an all-around player. Though, you should see him in Cruel Melee with Luigi. Hell, he's still playing, he currently is 434345345955, er....434345345956...7...8..

**** he's good.

Anyway, don't close this topic, I will show u the mite of Takumi with Vids, I just need to find them.

 

[TobiasXK]

They'll eat you alive if these vids suck as much as this topic does.

 

[nublet06]

im actually pretty hungry.

 

[Penguin Commando]

I can hardly wait...

 

[Marth101]

dont doubt the powers of takumi

 

[OF 'til I OD]

They'll eat you alive if these vids suck as much as this topic does.

Sir, the only thing "sucking" is the opposition to good friend Takumi.

 

[iceman48]

Does anyone else get the feeling this "Takumi" is the Chuck Norris of Melee? The only difference is that Chuck Norris is real and is awesome, and I doubt this Takumi really exists.

 

[RAM]

who knows my boy. but whatever. I just want to see some vids, I just feel sorry if Mr Toecutter dose'nt produce anything worthwhile, ppl on the boards are ruthless now a days especially when someones start a topic about someone being the best and dose'nt have anything to show. but if what he says is true should be some entertaining vids ^_^.

 

[Drephen]

japanesse fanboys tsk tsk tsk, dont base things off of vids

 

[OF 'til I OD]

Does anyone else get the feeling this "Takumi" is the Chuck Norris of Melee? The only difference is that Chuck Norris is real and is awesome, and I doubt this Takumi really exists.

Takumi is indeed real, you will be rutlessly beaten by Takumi, he'll do it so fast, you won't even know it happened.

who knows my boy. but whatever. I just want to see some vids, I just feel sorry if Mr Toecutter dose'nt produce anything worthwhile, ppl on the boards are ruthless now a days especially when someones start a topic about someone being the best and dose'nt have anything to show. but if what he says is true should be some entertaining vids ^_^.

Do not feel sorry for me, as I will provide you with concrete evidence of his amazingness. It may just take longer than expected, as I can't get a hold of him, or anyone else of whom I record matches with. I'll check the archives to see who he has played in the past.

EDIT: Wow, it appears Sir Takumi has played Iceman before, and promptly owned his ***. You probably don't recollect it, as he beat you in less than 5 seconds. I will upload that vid, once I find it. AND, it appears that Drephen has also played Takumi! I didn't ever see that match. I will indeed check it out and definetly upload those!

 

[Neo M.J]

Show us the vids !

 

[Tinman]

Vids Or Get Out.

 

[Sars_Pirate]

>_>

I know about a crapload of Japanese smashers, and I haven't heard of anyone going by Takumi yet. <_< I'd expect someone to make a topic like this on gfaqs and then start a fad by posting random Japanese names followed by the greatest _____ in the world but whatever.

 

[OF 'til I OD]

It may just take longer than expected, as I can't get a hold of him, or anyone else of whom I record matches with.

The message you have entered is too short.

 

[VgtPrncfllSyns]

<_<

We all know the BEST Luigi is me. Best at not being best is hard work.

VIDS NOW.

 

[Blind]

Because I've officially concluded this thread doesn't matter, I am content to be off topic.

Penguin Commando has the best screen name that I have seen. That is all.

 

[Gea]

As much as I love eating people, toecutter doesn't sound like he'd taste good, ******* or not.

 

[Lixivium]

I can't believe anyone would take this topic seriously.

 

[Randall00]

I think it's garnered more attention than usual due to the lack of spelling errors and internet abbreviations.

 

[RAM]

I don't shoot any topic down. It make smashboards more interesting just to go along with everything True or False.

 

[cmart]

Speaking of cool names, Ive always though panhandle manhandlers was a badass crew name.

 

[Penguin Commando]

Because I've officially concluded this thread doesn't matter, I am content to be off topic.

Penguin Commando has the best screen name that I have seen. That is all.

Yayuzz!!! Penguins FTW

 

[RAM]

Speaking of cool names, Ive always though panhandle manhandlers was a badass crew name.

You have Mr Mankosuki to thank for that Mr CMART it is pretty bad *** but Glad ya like it.

 

[I T I]

This is why we love the Luigi boards.

 

[WeedLuigi]

Toe Cutter should not really talk about this japanese luigi player without having vids to support his claim...

 

[OF 'til I OD]

Hey WeedLuigi, spell my name correctly. OR no vids for you. </video nazi>

 

[Eggz]

Why are the Luigi boards the most spammed boards on the site? You guys should be ashamed.

 

[Knickknacks]

bcoz Luigi is missing all the love

 

[ZoSo]

Why are the Luigi boards the most spammed boards on the site? You guys should be ashamed.

I think a better question is: "Why the hell is the whole board so uptight?"

He's obviously just having fun.

 

[technomancer]

Lol, look at the Link boards (or the Roy boards in 5150's day)

 

[Marthmaster92]

I think Toecutter had a few too many last night..................just a fact anyway from this topic.

 

[Golddron]

I agree. By the way, is it possible to KO with Sandbag?

 

[Randall00]

I don't think so. However, it is completely possible to KO a sandbag with Luigi.

 

[M.I.L.K]

wow 3 pages and still no vids. rofl i knew nobody could be as good with luigi as me

 

[Mario's Cape]

Cool, he should make a guide to lugi

 

[RAM]

LOL since there's no vids Everyone look at my new SIG!!! this is the true power of the Mario brothers, can you unlock those powers? jk but it looks cool.

 

[lvl9]

well if you really want to know who the best Luigi in the world is just ask RAM he has played me before...

 

[RAM]

lvl9 is the best no doubt.