Well, some time ago I made a Chris (Sonic X) moveset (first time doing something like this). I just finished some stuff that was missing, though I did rush on it. Meh, I know it's a joke and very unlikely, but might as well post it. Hopefully I made someone laugh with this.
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Christopher Thorndkye
The most important person in Sonic history. Period. Even more important and popular than Sonic himself; without Chris, who knows what awful things could of happened to the Sonic universe. Chris is just a normal prepubescent child, just like you and me. As such, he relates to us, gives us self-esteem, and shows the Smash world that humans can kick butt.
We got to ask ourselves: What makes a hero? Do you have to be powerful and well-known like Mario? Courageous like Link? Or maybe undaunting like Samus, the bounty hunter? Everyone has a different definition of “hero”. However, one does not necessarily need these traits to be a hero; anyone one can, you just need to believe in yourself. And that’s no exception to Chris. Deep down, Chris believes he is a hero. As such, bravery cannot be found in anyone else but in the flawless boy you’re reading about. In the end, we need someone like Chris to be playable. He’s a brave and smart kid, and would spice up the roster. Smash has a lot of children already, but not as important as Chris. I’d say sacrifice Lucas and bring in Chris! I mean, it’s not like I main Lucas and that I’d miss him or anything...
Chris is also a very good mechanic and could have a very unique moveset, especially with his human characteristics. I’ve made a quick moveset that could potentially work. So, without further ado:
Basic info: Chris is 12 years old and roughly taller than Sonic. He’s pretty fast, about the same speed as Mario, and when running, he gets down really low (think Marth and Roy). Well, he has a black belt in karate, so he must be pretty flexible!
Aww, isn't Chris a loving friend? Uh, lets move on, shall we?
Standard Attacks
Jab – A three-hit combo. Chris punches twice then hits the opponent with a very expensive teacup that breaks for the third hit (don’t worry, his family’s rich).
Ftilt – Pulls out a monkey wrench to hit the opponent. It has good reach and knockback.
Utilt – Slashes with an expansive plate overhead that knocks the opponent straight up.
Dtilt – A low kick to whatever direction he’s facing.
Dash Attack – Chris pretends he’s Sonic and rolls into a ball to attack.
Crouch animation:
Crawling animation (or I should say rolling):
Running animation:
Aerial Attacks
Nair – Spins around like a tornado, screaming some sort of battle cry, damaging opponents on either side of him
Fair – Pulls out two monkey wrenches and slashes with them.
Bair – Thrusts his buttocks to smash opponents.
Uair – Pulls out a tea kettle to smash opponents over him.
Dair – Fires a laser gun which makes an explosion right under him, similar to ROB’s Dair.
Special Moves
NB –
Hero’s Scream of Heroicness
By pressing B, Chris abuses the power of his prepubescent voice and lets out an ear bleeding scream kinda like
this. It’s so powerful that it comes out as a shock wave; it has the same speed and distance as Wolf’s Blaster but a little bit bigger. The move can be charged by holding B. Once fully charged, Chris yells out:
“Sonic, Soniiic!” like he’s crying for help. The scream will make ears bleed, to the players and even people around the world. The shock wave travels faster, and does more damage. If it hits an opponent, he/she puts their hands on their ears, like they can’t stand the sound, and is basically paralyzed for a bit.
B> –
Focus Punch!
Coincidence? I think not!
Did you know that Chris is best friends with Ash Ketchum? No, really, Chris loves to visit the Pokemon World and discover Pokemon with Ash. In fact, sometimes Chris tries to imitate Pokemon moves, but this, of course, fails. By using Focus Punch, Chris tries to imitate an Aipom. He flexes his muscles and screams a “hiiiyaaaah!” while delivering punches while making a weird face. This attack is similar to Marth’s Dancing Blade, as it can do some combinations. It can do some crazy punch and kick combos, having vertical or horizontal knockback depending on which combo is used.
B^ -
I’m Just Hovering Around!
Bad, Chris, bad! Not over water!
Chris pulls out a hoverboard to fly up high (just don’t use this thing over water!). The player can control the board in any direction until it runs out of fuel and disappears. The movement is similar to the magic carpets in Super Mario Bros. 2; just hold on the control stick in any direction to move. Once the fuel runs out, however, the player will fall if in the air. Landing on the ground will recharge it.
Bv –
My Balls May Have Not Dropped But This One Will!
...On your head! A large white ball is pulled out over Chris’s head. It’s actually a bomb that will explode on impact. Similar to Link’s bombs, you can throw it in any direction. If the bomb is thrown on the ground and does not make contact with anything, it will bounce for a bit, then detonate for a stronger explosion. There’s a rare chance that a blue bomb will be pulled out. If the blue bomb makes contact, it will do less damage (2-3%), however a Chao will pop out! So, it’s not a bomb, but a Chao egg! The Chao will automatically slam into the nearest opponent, like a homing missile, then disappear. The Chao’s slam does more knockback and damage versus the normal bomb.
Just check out that sexy 12-year-old figure! Perfect for an alt costume. Um, lets move on...
Smash Attacks
Side Smash –
Fist of the Japanese Butler
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Mr. Tanaka pops out of nowhere and delivers crazy punches in whatever direction Chris is facing. No, no, I’m not talking about John Tanaka from F-Zero. I’m talking about Mr. Tanaka, Chris’ butler, who is a martial arts master!
Down Smash –
Ella’s Revenge
Ella, Chris’ maid, pops out of nowhere (now where did I hear this before?) and says, “I’ll use my trusty frying pan, as a fighting pan!” She does a low sweep with the pan, around Chris. Yep, you could say she’s somewhat over protective.
Up Smash –
I’m A Firin’ Mah Lazer!!
Chris fires a laser gun above him, creating a fiery explosion. I don’t know how to explain this, but Chris yells
this as he fires.
Final Smash –
Super Chris
Chris randomly gets all the Chaos Emeralds (again) and cries, “There mine...mine!”...and becomes *drum roll* Super Chris! Similar to Super Sonic, Chris’ hair turns gold and gains a bright aura around him. Chris can fly around, thinking he’s a Super Saiyan, and slam into opponents. Chris can also fire energy blasts, by pressing B, or hold B to charge some sort of super beam. After, the transformation wears out, and he returns to normal.
Taunts
1 – Randomly pulls out a ring and starts to cry:
2 – Chris does a high-pitched squeal and says, “I love my Sonic!”
3 – Chris does a thumbs-up while laughing
Victory animations
1 – Chris does a high-pitched laugh, but his voice cracks in the process
2 –
Pelvic thrust big gif
3 –
Awesomesauce dance with back-up girl dancers big gif, didn't want to post
Songs
Victory Theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXp0GED-Oi4
Character Theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHsOSGJHN0
Ain’t 4Kids awesome?
Thank you for reading this. I hope I convinced you that Chris can be an interesting fighter, and a good choice for another Sonic rep. You just need to believe in Chris, and I’m sure you’ll find this kid will shine...He’ll shine brighter than Polaris, spreading his lovable character to all the Smash fans.
Because you've read the whole thing, have a dancing Link. It's the least I could do since reading this must have been hell.
Merci beaucoup, a la prochaine.
Fyi I had no idea what I was doing when I made this
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