I sort of like what the article has to say, but if you made it a little more serious instead of throwing colloquialisms and pictures of genetalia and such, you'd get much better reviews.
I do agree that banning the CG is a better idea than banning the stages, but I think that the best idea is to leave everything be.
Sure you could just limit it to something like 3 grabs and then you have to F/B/U throw, but aside from that the best idea would be to just leave the character as it is.
Everyone's always trying to ban stuff and fix things and put rules on everything in order to make this game better competitively. The fact of the matter is that Melee wasn't supposed to be competitive, but it had great aspects which allowed it to be so. With Brawl on the otherhand, the creators were able to look at everything in Melee that was overseen by them which turned it into a skill-demanding, competitive game, and did everything they could to try and prevent that.
Although I find Brawl super fun, and I enjoy it a lot, it's a pretty broken game.
-SUP3RCANS1R