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Scorpion Master ... MYSTERY SOLVED!

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Pi

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wat
man i hate the internet now
i can't ask anything w/o fear of getting trolled
i'll juss wait till others ask and i'll judge the responses
 

jugfingers

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can someone explain why mango was banned?

everybody and the three billy goats gruff loves mangoes trolling. (except europeans)


banning the undisputed champion of the game your site is devoted to is as brandon might say,
lightweight ********.
 

Pengie

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It's probably because he was trolling and mods decided to ban him for trolling instead of other, worse trolls as a way to make an example or something.
 

Animal

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he started at the wrong spot, listen closer to the end of the match and they say it.
 

Pi

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lol@banning mango
again

srsly
you don't ban the rank 1 player in the world for anything short of posting porn

sorry but i do believe being that **** good grants you special immunity on a forum around the game you're that ****ing good at
 

strawhats

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who r u mysterious scorpion master ?

r u mango ?

or r u a genius mario player who came out of nowhere ?

I think i'll lean towards the mango theory.
 

joeplicate

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this just in:


man uncovers smash mystery
"scorpion king actually mango!"
thanks god, wife, mother

used powers of deduction and
youtube to make critical discovery

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see Scorp-A-Dorp, A8
 

ScorpEhDorp

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I dont understand why they would ban mango from this site when hes the best at the game this sites about.. Freaking mods haha

Edit - Im not mango I wish I was I played that guy and man is he so GOOD!
 
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Scorpion is not Mango

People are wondering if Scorpion (Josh) is Mango Marquez... well he isn't

"MANGO WAS BANNED AND SUDDENLY SCORPION APPEARED"

Mango was banned by the dumass admin named Ace because Mango told him to suck his **** for a really legit reason, generally being a ****

Mango after being banned pretty much never went on smashboards again.

I'm Mango's current roommate in the legendary Dunk's house and he has since "retired" from Melee and is devoted full time to playing World of Warcraft with one of his best friends, Rombo. Not once have I seen him go on smashboards since then, he seems to have lost interest, but according to him "I know I am the best and nobody can challenge me" and "*** u kage"

Now Josh, a long time friend of Atlus (spiralflame88 on youtube) came over with Atlus on his weekly trip to Dunk's house. Here we recorded vids of him and me and I challenged him to a 5 dollar money match, thinking that I would hustle them but it turns out he hustled me instead (two sets in a row).

He joined smashboards when he found out about it and posted his videos of him ****** me and lovage even though I asked him not to

Because Scorpion created his account at Dunk's house, Admins who want to think they have a big **** immediately jumped to ban Scorpion because they thought there was a 25% chance he was Mango based on old IPs. Are the gay mods of smashboards on Mango watch or something? Scorpion is a victim of dumass moderation, aka the Mods who aren't actually good at the game and feel they have a purpose in life by banning players way better than them


Josh ISN't MANGO!!!!!!! I am willing to bet any amount of money on pokerstars, willing to take a perma ban if i'm wrong, willing to do pretty much anything if I'm wrong because I'm right

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P.C. Jona

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sorry but

that never fooled anyone

WC keep insisting

but

atleast try to make it believable

once again i pull out this quote

he's either gonna retire, or go all mario

he said cuz with mario he actually has to try against people lol
GG west coast

also

lol @ mystery solved

its been known for a while
 

Archangel

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I know its Mango lol. I talked to mango about it a few days ago:laugh:. I sent him a random msg about..apex or something and he was raging about not going and **** because ppl are gay and he got super banned or something. Then he said he was going to go all Mario like he did at GREV - 10 and he was going to place top 5 with Mario. If you guys want to believe these stories about "Josh":chuckle: You are more than welcome too though.
 

joeplicate

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wtf are you some kind of faaggot

joshua's loaning me 70$ for gsg
i've met the guy
are u telling me that my own eyes are wrong and lieing to me and are stupid azses

plus, do you really think mango would lose to zhu? even with his mario, mango's the best in the world, and zhu is a washed-up tryhard who got his **** pushed in by lovage and lucky at the last tournament (sorry zhu LOL)

granted he was playing good here, but the gap between top 5-10 in the world and top 1 is absolutely enormous, you guys will get this once u get better :laugh:


edit: i mean it's only natural for someone with such apparently vast natural talent to draw comparisons to mango, but he is a completely different person and physical entity. you guys just don't get it. if you hear someone calling him mango, it's like a nickname cause he's already so good. like duc jr. for dark prince. how ******** can u get ppl

and mango didn't enter singles at that tourney mhenlo
 

Bob Money

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wtf isnt this joshua kid some geeky young white kid , i played him hella long ago like before brawl came out when norcal housed at atlus's place. he fu<king sucked pretty bad back then.(no offense, just saying) ****, times change.
 

TheZhuKeeper

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plus, do you really think mango would lose to zhu? even with his mario, mango's the best in the world, and zhu is a washed-up tryhard who got his **** pushed in by lovage and lucky at the last tournament (sorry zhu LOL)
**** you. That was Lovage and Alex19 for your information.

And Josh first set of GF. I hate having to try so hard against new people. Makes all my work / effort seem worthless.

But yeah, banning the world's best player is the dumbest idea anyone has ever thought of. No trolling = no hype = dead forum. Mods need to lighten up and stop taking themselves so seriously.
 

INSANE CARZY GUY

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really that's like saying , oh wait police are above the law, hmmm yeah but wait what about those who make the laws him nope above. ok I geuss should be above the law because in real life that s*** happens a lot.
 

Grim Tuesday

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really that's like saying , oh wait police are above the law, hmmm yeah but wait what about those who make the laws him nope above. ok I geuss should be above the law because in real life that s*** happens a lot.
I agree with ICG. Every player should be treated equally when it comes to banning...

...But if what I have heard about how Mango was banned was true, then that is just stupid.
 

mers

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It doesn't make sense for Mango to get special treatment. If you start giving the best players special treatment, where does it stop? Can Armada say whatever he wants? Amsah? Hbox? You get the point. Luckily these players don't seem to ever push the limits, or there would be much more of a controversy.

If what Mango said/did would get me (a scrub with ~100 posts who still hasn't been to a tourney) banned, then he should be banned. That's the only way to maintain a fair and equal community.

That said, I feel like the phrase "suck my ****" gets thrown around a lot on Smashboards, and that by itself shouldn't warrant a ban. Maybe there was more to the situation, or maybe this ban was unjust. I think that's a more important thing to debate.

Oh yeah, everyone knows Scorpion Master is Mango. Everyone knew immediately. Nice try WC.
 
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Wait, was Mango also banned from Apex? That would suck.
 

ArcNatural

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I'll close it because this isn't the place to discuss reasons of banning.

Bottom line is this entire site is rated an E for Everyone site. Even though by this point most of the players are older, the site still keeps the E rating. Despite how funny Mango and everyone who follows him thinks his posting and trolling is. He should simply just try to stay within the rules and it would happen to him less.

It isn't too much to ask is it?

Idk maybe you guys have gotten too lenient because of me being less strict. Maybe I should start raging.
 
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