Con0rrrr
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Sakurai's Cat for Smash Bros 4! You think this is a joke? Read the thread.
I put my heart and soul into this.
im serious mods i worked hard and am not kidding plz dont remove im serious
im serious mods i worked hard and am not kidding plz dont remove im serious
What? It won't happen? Let's run through the facts on why Sakurai's Cat can, should, and will be playable in Smash Bros.
- Sakurai loves this damn cat
- Don't believe me? Check his twitter
- He's already appeared in Smash Bros. So he's already leagues above your c-tier Anime characters
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- Sakurai is a troll. You know he dreams of his kitty in Smash Bros
Question 1: But Connor.... It's Sakurai's cat, a normal cat isn't going to be in Smash Bros
Answer 1: Wrong. This isn't A cat. This is Sakurai's cat. Already leagues above other cats
Question 2: Whatever, what will Sakurai's cat even represent?
Answer 2: Great Question. He would be the perfect choice for a Nintendog+Cats rep!
Question 3: Ugh, this is so stupid, I'm gonna go back to my support thread for *Insert Generic niche JRPG character and/or oneshot Japan only one time release character here* support thread!
Answer 3: That's Not a Question.
There. I answered every hole related to Sakurai's Cat's inclusion. Can't think of anything can you? I bet you're shocked. Let's run through this one more time.
- Sakurai's cat can represent Nintendogs+cats
- Is such a ridiculous idea, no one would hate it
- Has moveset potential even though it's a damn cat
- Has more of a chance than your JRPG waifu
- Has already appeared in Smash Bros on stage. That's more than you can say about your character most likely.
By Connor:
Aight, let's do this
Neutral B: Hairball
-Sakurai's cat gets ready and barfs up a hairball. You can angle the trajectory while charging, and the longer you charge, the larger the hairball
Side B: Pounce
-A Command Grab, but super reach. So long as you hold side b, you will be flying horizontally only going down slightly. When you catch an enemy, you smack them to the ground and claw their face.
Down B: Purr
-Sakurai's Cat does adorable cat stretches and recovers 2% a second.
Screw it, it works like Jiggly's rest too because why not.
Up B: Kitty Scratcher.
-Sakurai's cat summons and crawls up a Kitty Scratcher Pole (look it up) and pounces off the top. After he pounces off, it falls very heavy, like Kirby's down b, just super strong.
Jabs would be scratching. Smashes would be kicks and tail moves, as would aerials.
Final Smash: Sakurai
-Sakurai joins the battle and assists his cat by Laughing at everyone
Neutral B: Hairball
-Sakurai's cat gets ready and barfs up a hairball. You can angle the trajectory while charging, and the longer you charge, the larger the hairball
Side B: Pounce
-A Command Grab, but super reach. So long as you hold side b, you will be flying horizontally only going down slightly. When you catch an enemy, you smack them to the ground and claw their face.
Down B: Purr
-Sakurai's Cat does adorable cat stretches and recovers 2% a second.
Screw it, it works like Jiggly's rest too because why not.
Up B: Kitty Scratcher.
-Sakurai's cat summons and crawls up a Kitty Scratcher Pole (look it up) and pounces off the top. After he pounces off, it falls very heavy, like Kirby's down b, just super strong.
Jabs would be scratching. Smashes would be kicks and tail moves, as would aerials.
Final Smash: Sakurai
-Sakurai joins the battle and assists his cat by Laughing at everyone
Please submit moveset ideas!
Pictures of Sakurai's Cat:
This is the best part of this thread...
This things too adorable.
I've been trying to pick my nose with my tongue since birth. This cat pulls it off.
The cat defies physics. Perfect Smash candidate.
The cat is super smart. Long division? Smarter than me already!
Orange on his head and still doesn't give a damn. He just wants to beat up Mario
Sakurai's obviously teasing how his grab will work in game
ART:
We actually need some of this, create concepts for movesets/whatever and post them here!
FINAL VERDICT:
I leave you, with undeniable proof the cat is playable. Why would the cat be with an E Tank? Megaman isn't getting a game we know that because of Capcom. So the logical answer is Smash.
Sakurai's cat = Confirmed.
But we still need your help! Show your support! Make signature buttons and banners! Make movesets! Let's keep this thread going!
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Con0rrrr
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SmilingMad
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ShrekItRalph
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TheSeanMan
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Andyjoe522
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