Rock. Paper. Banana!

[Grizzlpaw]

This is a fairly simple game.

I'm sure we've all done it as kids. You're playing a simple game of rock paper scissors when BAM, somebody shouts out "God! hah I win"

Same concept, try to think up some random person/object to beat thing the other person listed.

Ex:

I list a rock

Next person:

Hah, Hammer crushes Rock

Next Person:

Ocean erodes hammer

...

Rules:

Keep it appropreate

Refrain from vague or broad answers (e.g. God, infinity, black hole, ect.) That can be used to beat almost anything. Try to be creative.

Every 5th person has the option of reseting the scenario and listing something new. If they decide not to then the next poster can, and so on.
Have fun!

 

[Grizzlpaw]

I'll start.

I list a Pencil

 

[smashfan666]

Sharpener reduces Pencil to a stump

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Peter Griffin uses sharpener on a pen because it ran out of ink.

The sharpener is ruined.

 

[Pyra]

Alcohol Poisoning does Peter in.

 

[Muhti]

Water mixes in with the poison and vanquishes it.

 

[Pyra]

Algae covers water

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Plankton eat algae

 

[Pyra]

Spongebob annoys Plankton.

Ahyahyahyahya

 

[Grizzlpaw]

A heat lamp dehydrates SpongeBob

(Anyone get the refrence?)

 

[Pyra]

(The Spongebob Movie)
A voltage surge burns out the lamp.

 

[smashfan666]

unplug lamp to prevent surge.

 

[Pyra]

Electrical shock to the person unplugging the lamp sends them to the fiery pits of Hospital Bill Hell.

 

[Mypantisgone]

Plastic Man stops the electricity.

 

[smashfan666]

lighter burns and melts plastic man

 

[Muhti]

Big birds foot stomps on the lighter.

 

[Mypantisgone]

BBQ creature chomp the birds.

 

[Pyra]

A grill barbeques the BBQ creature.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Goddard eats the grill

 

[Link2thelost90]

Magneton scrambles Goddard's circuits.

 

[Pyra]

Bad stats ruin Magneton's chances of being in my team.

 

[Shorts]

Shadow's machine gun ruins you and he throws your Pokeballs into the ocean.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

The very same Magneton from earlier causes Shado's Machiene gun to malfunction and explode.

 

[Shorts]

The very same Magneton from earlier causes Shado's Machiene gun to malfunction and explode.

Said Magneton was easily bashed by Donkey Kong's extreme double handed smash.

 

[smashfan666]

heavyweight characters like DK all seem to have slow recovery moves, a well-placed Meteor Smash would do him in.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

heavyweight characters like DK all seem to have slow recovery moves, a well-placed Meteor Smash would do him in.

My man Charizard revovers anyway.

 

[Pyra]

Fire fighters destroy charizard and end this silly pseudo pokemon battle you guys are having.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Do I need to say more?
Electric beats water, srry fire fighters

 

[Pyra]

A SWIFT KICK TO THE JAW SENDS PIKACHU FLYING.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Chuck Norris grabs your leg & long story, short
YOU HAVE NON

 

[Pyra]

Old Age gently caresses Mr. Norris.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Fire fighters destroy charizard and end this silly pseudo pokemon battle you guys are having.

Keep in mind, its been much longer than 5 posts. That means, if you dislike the direction in which things are headed, you may list something new.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

I Choose Your family who ever posts next
Now beat that

 

[Pyra]

Poor income puts my family in a hard position.
( )

 

[Shorts]

I choose Giovanni of Team Rocket, his money and Ekans army kills the family easily. (Sorry!)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

A flamethrower burns both Ekans AND the money. You're welcome for the image I may have put in your head.

 

[Pyra]

Pyrovision goggles turn your flames into RAIIIIIINBOWS

 

[Shorts]

Emo kids cut themselves and turn your rainbows to a dark black smudge in the now gloomy sky

 

[Pyra]

The Gulf of Mexico devours the black sludge

 

[Mari]

The Dark Void Devours the Gulf of Mexico.