Post the worst injuries you've had here

[E-Jolteon]

I was at summer camp one year taking wood carving class, and I accidentally slit my fingers horizonally.
Yep, it was emo.

 

[Mrs. Bahamut]

I was 7 years old and I was trying to get my Sunday school dress off the hanger. It came off the hanger a lot quicker than I thought it would and the tip of the metal hanger scratched my eye. I had to wear a patch for a week. But I couldn't open my other eye because every time I'd move my eyes it'd burn. So I was pretty much blind for a week. It was awesome though because I remember things so vividly without sight.

 

[vull45]

Weight Traing at School, Sholder shugs with 402 lbs. Finished with the work out and let go of the bar, had my left foot turned out and it took off my left big toe. On the Bright side i spend less time triming my toe nails

 

[Kix]

Rheumatoid Arthritis, if that counts.

 

[the melon!!!!!]

Once when I was 3 I cracked my skull on while jumping on the bed (I'll let you guys guess on how it happened). Still don't remember a thing from it.

Also, (this next one doesn't count as an injury) last year I went to the hospital around February. I had encephalitis (props to whoever knows what that is). I spent over six weeks in there while they tried to find the virus that caused it and so I could heal. I'll tell you the full story once I get a correct answer for the question. I will give you a clue to the story though. It sucked

 

[simplicityho]

Head to floor.
Internal bleeding.

 

[Jeff_ray...]

Worst that happened? I think it was when that Raphael guy in 1st grade pushed me on the rocky ground. I had bleeding on the left knee. However, I'm glad he forgave me... but it's quite a scar. However, it's gone today.

Actually, I've only been to the hospital twice: The first time, I was a baby, but I had some fever. The next time was to fix up my ears. I wore that round bandage on my head for days.

 

[Nicolette]

I did that too, only I was just standing there (on roller skates) and fell and tried to brace myself but dislocated my elbow.

Sucked so friggin bad.

I was never allowed to see my x-ray. The doctor thought it would be too traumatic for me.. or something o__O

 

[Livvers]

I remember seeing my x-ray, but I didn't keep it. I made bunny ears with my hand, and my 2nd grader self thought that was awesome.

 

[Jacobcc]

lol, Today I saw my cousin wiping the toilet floor with a paper towel, i took a glance and noticed that the toilet lid was open. So i quickly and very quietly sneaked behind him and screamed "YOU MISSED A SPOT" in his left ear, he took the whole thing by suprise and slipped head first down the toilet pan..It was hilairious to watch, i just could not stop laughing. It was just like in the cartoons when people are upside down, head first, stuck down the toilet.. Priceless

 

[Adi]

I really can't remember, I'm lucky enough to never really get hurt, and I've even been in a couple fights.

 

[supersonicdjs]

I ran in the house and slammed my toes on the wall, bending my toe. It was bleeding and I went Pale and nearly fainted.

 

[Infern Angelis]

I scraped my knee going down a hill on my bicycle when i was 5, it was bleeding pretty bad

 

[Jellybelly]

I was cut out of a car once

It got stuck on my little finger

It hurt so much i blacked out for 3 days.

 

[Sandy]

I twisted my ankle when I was seven.

Caught my finger in car door.

Permanent scar on hand from sheet metal incident.

 

[graves]

Just the other day I had a ear infectshin and i had this drops and my dad was taking off the lid and poored it in mys I was Screaming so hard it was 90 percint alchohal

 

[Teebs]

Haha, ear infections. Those are bad, including when you take a flight with one to Denver, where you are still high, and they just keep popping.. painfully.

One other thing I forgot to mention was I fell while doing yard work around my house, and a garden hoe went into my left leg.

 

[Shipe]

I used to climb trees and I fell off of stairs a lot and the worst thing thing that ever happened, was when I brushed my hair. there was something wrong with a muscle in my neck. my head got stuck to the right and I couldn't move my head for a day.

 

[mark.]

one time at spanish camp a spanish person hit me in the head and i was blacked out for three days

loll, no. broke an elbow while snowboarding

 

[Ripple]

I was playing basketball, tripped fell, and I landed on my hand. Not only was the bone sticking out but the bones in my arm had crossed over because I had broken them so bad. it was like this (X)<-- arm bones. I went to the hospital where they tried to sedate me with a shot of morphine which was supposed to knock me out but since I have a fear of sleeping(see my thread a little ways down) they had to give me 4 shots to knock me out and kill the pain

 

[heytallman]

I fell of a skateboard once, and landed right on my tailbone. It left a bump. Then the bump got infected, and I had to have surgery on it this past summer. Tailbone surgery sucks. I played Super Metroid on my Wii and read Wuthering Heights for my summer reading assignment. That book really sucked.

Also, once I caught my finger when I was opening a window on my school bus in 7th grade. I couldn't play games for a couple days

 

[espio87]

I have six scars on my head. all of them happened at different times, but I think the worse is the one in my forehead. It is the latest and I think I was 11 when it happened. I got cut with the sharp side of the bathroom door.

 

[Airgemini]

When I was about 11 or so I tried shooting staples out of the stapler and ended up having one in my thumb and I had to get it out myself..(I never told anyone about it)

 

[DeadtoSin]

When I was really young I cracked my head pretty hard on the wooden barrier surrounding the swings. I'm sure it wasn't a really deep cut, but my head bled horribly..

 

[Mega Inkydog]

I broke my ankle doing tricks with my board.

 

[Vinnie275]

... played Super Metroid on my Wii and read Wuthering Heights for my summer reading assignment. That bo...(

dude I'm sorry you spent summer in the hospital, that mega-blows

I was getting laid a whole lot

 

[Zombie Lucille Ball]

I was playing basketball, tripped fell, and I landed on my hand. Not only was the bone sticking out but the bones in my arm had crossed over because I had broken them so bad. it was like this (X)<-- arm bones. I went to the hospital where they tried to sedate me with a shot of morphine which was supposed to knock me out but since I have a fear of sleeping(see my thread a little ways down) they had to give me 4 shots to knock me out and kill the pain

when I dislocated my elbow they gave me morphine first as like an appetizer and then actual anesthesia... like I had to sign a form and everything, and woke up like an hour later.
morphine feels so weird.

 

[Aaryk]

Morphine? Please.

When I cracked my head open, and they had to staple me back together, they gave me Coke.
That was a journey.

 

[Kyari]

one time at jesus camp a crucifix hit me in the head and a blacked out for three days

 

[Arcanejazz]

one time at jesus camp a crucifix hit me in the head and a blacked out for three days

This explains why you likea da boys? :D

My worst injury? I got punched out by a thug at thug camp and blacked out for three days.

Actually... It wasnt a thug camp so much as it was an alley, and i didnt black out for three days so much as i bled effing EVERYWHERE XD He had on a ring, and it disfigured my lip pretty bad, and if you know anything about soft tissue like that, it bleeds A LOT.

10 Stitches
60% Blood Loss before arriving at hospital
Looked like a Walrus-Face while it healed

 

[Jellybelly]

I got hit by a baton at cheer camp and i blacked out for 3 days.

 

[Insane-Contrast]

I did a one handed cart wheel over a horse (the equipment) in PE and I think I broke my hand... but I never told anyone because nobody really cared.

 

[ConeZone]

i played roller hockey, as a goalie and someone crashed into me and gave me a concussion haha. it was awesome

 

[Insane-Contrast]

i played roller hockey, as a goalie and someone crashed into me and gave me a concussion haha. it was awesome

That reminds me of the time I played hockey and someone smashed the small ball very hard against my left knee and then it rebound off his stick and hit me in the exact same place.

But at least I saved the shot and continued to limp for the rest of the week. Boys are so violent at sports >_>

 

[heytallman]

dude I'm sorry you spent summer in the hospital, that mega-blows

I didn't spend my summer in the hospital, I got to go home later that day, I just couldn't do anything for about a week, I had to lie in bed the whole time.

 

[frankisvital]

Cracked my sternum with my own chin when I was in fifth grade. I was still all awkwardly proportioned and... well never mind. Just know it hurt A LOT, and they couldn't do anything for me.

 

[NotaModerator]

i just recently fell snowboarding and broke my clavicle bone, which is in the shoulder. that wasn't fun

 

[antimatter]

broke my left wrist and right thumb while ice skating at a friend's birthday party.

 

[Andromeda]

When I was six, I fell of a slippy log lying on the ground, landing with my left elbow on a rock. The elbow got crushed and I broke my arm on two places.

 

[-Risky-]

Split my head open on a radiator, then after sitting in the emergency room for like ten hours, I finally got stitches, but when I was getting back into the car I smacked my head off the door. Pretty funny, looking back

Also, not sure if it counts as an injury but I gave myself alchohol poisoning drinking a litre of sambuca, that was baaaaad