In interesting response full of assumptions that, coincidentally, make me seem the cause of your problems. First, I forgot all about the interview. Attempting to get interviewed, as you may have perceived it, was simply an experiment - I tried to see how far I could push you. No, even in Berlin it wasn't on my mind for a single second.
I will explain why I think you're an idiot. My first impression of you was mostly negative. You came across as a pretentious, insecure guy, who tried to impress the crowd - Ramin - by continuously saying this like "Oh ****, get hyped!". There was not a single bit of confidence in your act. Instead, your hyperactive, faked personality only reinforced my preconceptions about you. You are someone who thinks exhausting people on the internet by writing walls of text is your only way of being right, or feeling superior. In reality, as I've witnessed in Berlin, you are simply an insecure guy who wants to feel popular.
Not really much to say here beyond "you're wrong". And maybe "you're ********". As for why I write walls of text... I
really want to make it clear just why people are wrong, and what's wrong with how they're thinking.
Second, it's really classy to call your partners scrubs, when it was you who couldn't get a better one.
You don't know why I'm so salty about KTAR6, do you? Lemme explain it to you, then. In the run-up to the tournament, I was looking for a partner who was legit, and a few people told me that the guy I ended up teaming with was both a) looking for a partner and b) really good. At the tournament, we placed dead last in doubles, and a lot of people responded with "yeah, that guy's free beyond belief. Why'd you team with him?" (he placed dead last in singles, as well, while I went on to get 33rd). In short: I got ****ed. Everyone
knew that this guy was bad. I ended up with him because I was flat-out lied to about his skill. Everyone who knew him knew that he was terrible.
And you know what? When it comes to Nyan and Slay? Yeah. Just because I can't get a better partner is not a sign that I'm bad at teams, or a sign that my partner is
good. In case you haven't noticed, I'm not calling people like Bilo or Faab or Chair or Chozo or
anyone legitimate free – I'm calling people who know that they're mediocre at best free. When I call my teammate free, one of two things is going on: either
they know that they're free, or they're the only people who don't. I don't blame my partner unless I'm sure. If you consider telling the truth a **** move... well, **** off.
You are above average at best, and that is only considering the European scene. I understand you want to prove you're worth something, but you haven't.
Yeah, I'm aware that I'm not a top player. Your point? Guess what:
I don't care. I'm going to ask Ramin, and Orion, and MikeHaze, and anyone else who isn't free if they want to team with me, because I feel that I am legitimately good in doubles, and you butting in to say "BPC is free LOLOLO" goes beyond being an *******.
Regarding your example with Ramin, I don't mind. Whether it's true or not, I haven't played the game more than ten times a year for the last two years. Taking this into account, my teams record is still better than yours.
Yeah, if your metrics are ****ed. You've been to one international, and teamed with the single best player there (and still didn't place first!). I team with a player who is about at my level and do pretty damn well at a whole bunch of tournaments.
Third, you're making johns. Even before the tournament has begun, you're making excuses for not performing well, even accusing your future partner of being the cause of your failure.
Err... No, I didn't. Look again. In no way did I complain about my current partner. I merely said that I really didn't want to get paired off with a scrub again. Or would Ramin be "making excuses for not performing" well if he complained that he constantly had to carry Schtizzel?
You have a lot to learn, my friend. You look like a thirty year old, no offense, but you act like a twelve your old.
Says the guy who doesn't know me, and has met me a grand total of once.
And myself? I am just a guy who enjoys watching people desperately trying to establish themselves. My advice? Take a step back and realise what your attitude towards the world and society is.
You know what I got from this? "Stop trying so hard, you're making yourself look bad." I didn't know that you were the worst kind of hipster, Jumpman. ^_^
But because I like typing stuff, I'm not done yet. I will now criticize your gameplay. You lack the intellectual capabilities and mindset to ever become a good player. And to argue this statement, I will use a method made popular by a Mckinsey consultant, induction. Your style is based on knowing matchups. You don't adapt. If someone knows a matchup better than you, you lose. And considering that the scum across the atlantic plays a lot more than you do, you will lose. By comparison, I don't know any matchups, except maybe the snake one. I also lack the tech skill to consistently win matches. However, I do have the intellectual capabilities to perform well in teams.
I have work to do.
No ****. Here's the thing though:
I'm improving. To claim that I am unable to ever become a good player... I'm sorry, but you're wrong. And, I might add, a complete ****weed. And you know what else? Funny thing... My highly reactionary style works exceptionally well in teams. At least, compared to singles. And it's working just fine in singles, too.
Oh well, I got bored and ****, not finishing this. Brotha, stop raging and start thinking. Your social skills are seriously lacking.
LOL. Says the guy who met me for a few minutes at a tournament almost a year ago. **** off.
Hey SKTAR looks like fun.
WHOBO too.
Maybe I'll go.
If you go to SKTAR I
need a rematch against your ZSS in minus.
