https://web.archive.org/web/19991117175759/http://smashbros.com/
This is it.
Its a pretty cool website, but not why I made this thread.
The descriptions for characters are damned hilarious.
I'll go over each one.
MARIO:
PUNCH
Flash Mario's fists with a tap of the A Button and make your competition see stars.
FIREBALL
Mario's trademark fireball will bounce across the ground until it finds a target.
SUPER MARIO
Grab hold of your opponent and hit them with the Super Mario, an attack that will hurl them into oblivion.
SUPER JUMP PUNCH
Get in close and pull off a Super Jump Punch, which will hit your opponent where it hurts: the pocketbook.
MARIO TORNADO
It looks like a thousand fists of fury when Mario unleashes his Tornado attack and sends his opponent packing.
Not very funny, but lets get to Yoshi.
YOSHI:
KICK
Yoshi's tiny arms don't pack much of a wallop, but his legs sure do!
Actual image posted on page:
RELEASE EGG
Press the B Button to slurp up your opponents and leave them momentarily encased in an egg.
SLURP 'N' BURP
Lash out with your tongue and swallow your competitors. Then turn to an edge and spit them into the abyss.
This has to be one of my favorites.
THROW EGG
Toss one of Yoshi's eggs into the air and whoever it lands on will get shelled right out of the ring.
HIP DROP
Use the full force of Yoshi's jump on your opponents by executing a Hip Drop directly above them.
Hip drop.
KIRBY:
PUNCH
Kirby's pink flaps don't do much damage, but repeatedly pressing A will unleash a tiny barrage of punches.
VACUUM
Stand near an opponent and press B to suck him up and appropriate his B Button attacks.
PILEDRIVER
Like a huggable Goldberg, Kirby can pick up his opponents, slam them to the ground and toss them out of the arena.
HUGGABLE GOLDBERG
CUTTER
Somewhere in that little pink body, Kirby is hiding a blade that can knock competitors off platforms.
Kirby is hiding a blade
ROCK SHIELD
Kirby goes stone cold! Pressing Down and B will turn Kirby into a rock that fends off attacks.
Link isn't that funny, so I'm skipping him.
PIKACHU:
HEAD THRUST
Pikachu's arms aren't very powerful, so head-butt his enemies with the A Button.
i dont even
ELECTRICAL ATTACK
Pikachu's bolt of energy hops across the platform until it finds an opponent to shock.
i dont even
THROW
You wouldn't think he had it in him, but Pikachu is strong enough to throw his opposition out of the ring.
YOU WOULDN'T THINK HUH
QUICK ATTACK
This little jump lets Pikachu pass through platforms.
this is up b roflmao
THUNDER
If opponents are directly above you or at least close by, call upon the thunder to knock them down.
FOX:
PUNCH
Maybe Fox should stick to attacking with his Blaster Shot, because his punch is fairly weak.
In the picture they show Fox doing a sidetilt so lol
also stick with his blaster shot over jab lmao
BLASTER SHOT
Fox's Blaster Shot reloads faster than Samus's Charge Shots, but is not nearly as strong.
THROW
Fox's throw isn't as flashy as Donkey Kong's, but it is just as effective in hurling players out of the arena.
donkey kong foreshadowing ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
FIRE FOX
Scorch nearby opponents with this red-hot move.
red hot
REFLECTOR
Better than a shield, Fox's Reflector bounces his opponents' attacks back at them.
BETTER THAN SHIELD
DONKEY KONG:
PUNCH
Donkey Kong's stock punch is enough to lay out an opponent, but it's not nearly as powerful as his Giant Punch.
Actual picture:
AGAIN THEY MISTOOK SIDETILT WITH NEUTRAL A
GIANT PUNCH
Press the B Button once to start the ape's windup. Tap B again to follow through with a devastating punch.
much thought went into naming this
MONSTER TOSS
Pound your opponent with a tap of the R Button. Then throw them with a second tap of the R Button.
no words
SPINNING KONG
Use the Spinning Kong move to sweep an arena. If performed in the air, the move will let you temporarily float.
is THAT what up b does?
not even addressing the ridiculous name lol
HANDSLAP
Slap your opponents off their feet with this monster ground slap. It's guaranteed to send them flying.
remember this isnt sidesmash
this is down b
So there is ONE more and its for Jigglypuff
but it isnt good
SING
Jigglypuff's lullaby puts the competition to sleep while it gets in a few jabs, but the nap wears off quickly!
get ready folks
SLEEP
Jigglypuff deserves a nap too. While it catches forty winks, any opponent who touches it also falls asleep.
first of all what the **** is forty winks and the person does not fall sleep when he gets rested what the ****
edit*
i looked up what forty winks is im dumb as hell
WAIT SO THERES ACTUALLY MORE
Falcon:
FALCON DIVE
Falcon's devastating dive will drive his opponents out of the ring before they can see the checkered flag.
what ****ing flag what
FALCON KICK
Ness:
PK THUNDER
With this attack, Ness unlocks the power of his mind and brings down the thunder on his unlucky opponents.
PSI MAGNET
When Ness puts his mind to it he can do anything, including this move, which draws players too close for comfort.
TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT
Luigi:
JUMP PUNCH
Luigi's Super Jump Punch works exactly like Mario's. It knocks the enemy both senseless and cent-less!
EXACTLY like marios
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC9wc0JE_Q8
LUIGI CYCLONE
Press Down and B to unleash the Cyclone. Luigi's multiple punch attack will leave his opponents seeing stars.
Another thing about this website is that it has weird 2004 flash animation looking things
take a look for yourself
https://web.archive.org/web/20010203011800/http://smashbros.com/enter.html
Heres a link to all of them.
Yoshi: https://web.archive.org/web/2001081...s/preview.asp?card=templateYoshi,exampleYoshi
DK: https://web.archive.org/web/2001081...shcards/preview.asp?card=templateDK,exampleDK
Kirby: https://web.archive.org/web/2001081...s/preview.asp?card=templateKirby,exampleKirby
Pikachu: https://web.archive.org/web/2001081...rds/preview.asp?card=templatePoke,examplePoke
Mario: https://web.archive.org/web/2001081...s/preview.asp?card=templateMario,exampleMario
Link: https://web.archive.org/web/2003071...rds/preview.asp?card=templateLink,exampleLink
Also my good amigo Bananabolts saved all the images and video from the site and they are free to download here:
This is it.
Its a pretty cool website, but not why I made this thread.
The descriptions for characters are damned hilarious.
I'll go over each one.
MARIO:
PUNCH
Flash Mario's fists with a tap of the A Button and make your competition see stars.
FIREBALL
Mario's trademark fireball will bounce across the ground until it finds a target.
SUPER MARIO
Grab hold of your opponent and hit them with the Super Mario, an attack that will hurl them into oblivion.
SUPER JUMP PUNCH
Get in close and pull off a Super Jump Punch, which will hit your opponent where it hurts: the pocketbook.
MARIO TORNADO
It looks like a thousand fists of fury when Mario unleashes his Tornado attack and sends his opponent packing.
Not very funny, but lets get to Yoshi.
YOSHI:
KICK
Yoshi's tiny arms don't pack much of a wallop, but his legs sure do!
Actual image posted on page:
RELEASE EGG
Press the B Button to slurp up your opponents and leave them momentarily encased in an egg.
SLURP 'N' BURP
Lash out with your tongue and swallow your competitors. Then turn to an edge and spit them into the abyss.
This has to be one of my favorites.
THROW EGG
Toss one of Yoshi's eggs into the air and whoever it lands on will get shelled right out of the ring.
HIP DROP
Use the full force of Yoshi's jump on your opponents by executing a Hip Drop directly above them.
Hip drop.
KIRBY:
PUNCH
Kirby's pink flaps don't do much damage, but repeatedly pressing A will unleash a tiny barrage of punches.
VACUUM
Stand near an opponent and press B to suck him up and appropriate his B Button attacks.
PILEDRIVER
Like a huggable Goldberg, Kirby can pick up his opponents, slam them to the ground and toss them out of the arena.
HUGGABLE GOLDBERG
CUTTER
Somewhere in that little pink body, Kirby is hiding a blade that can knock competitors off platforms.
Kirby is hiding a blade
ROCK SHIELD
Kirby goes stone cold! Pressing Down and B will turn Kirby into a rock that fends off attacks.
Link isn't that funny, so I'm skipping him.
PIKACHU:
HEAD THRUST
Pikachu's arms aren't very powerful, so head-butt his enemies with the A Button.
i dont even
ELECTRICAL ATTACK
Pikachu's bolt of energy hops across the platform until it finds an opponent to shock.
i dont even
THROW
You wouldn't think he had it in him, but Pikachu is strong enough to throw his opposition out of the ring.
YOU WOULDN'T THINK HUH
QUICK ATTACK
This little jump lets Pikachu pass through platforms.
this is up b roflmao
THUNDER
If opponents are directly above you or at least close by, call upon the thunder to knock them down.
FOX:
PUNCH
Maybe Fox should stick to attacking with his Blaster Shot, because his punch is fairly weak.
In the picture they show Fox doing a sidetilt so lol
also stick with his blaster shot over jab lmao
BLASTER SHOT
Fox's Blaster Shot reloads faster than Samus's Charge Shots, but is not nearly as strong.
THROW
Fox's throw isn't as flashy as Donkey Kong's, but it is just as effective in hurling players out of the arena.
donkey kong foreshadowing ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
FIRE FOX
Scorch nearby opponents with this red-hot move.
red hot
REFLECTOR
Better than a shield, Fox's Reflector bounces his opponents' attacks back at them.
BETTER THAN SHIELD
DONKEY KONG:
PUNCH
Donkey Kong's stock punch is enough to lay out an opponent, but it's not nearly as powerful as his Giant Punch.
Actual picture:
AGAIN THEY MISTOOK SIDETILT WITH NEUTRAL A
GIANT PUNCH
Press the B Button once to start the ape's windup. Tap B again to follow through with a devastating punch.
much thought went into naming this
MONSTER TOSS
Pound your opponent with a tap of the R Button. Then throw them with a second tap of the R Button.
no words
SPINNING KONG
Use the Spinning Kong move to sweep an arena. If performed in the air, the move will let you temporarily float.
is THAT what up b does?
not even addressing the ridiculous name lol
HANDSLAP
Slap your opponents off their feet with this monster ground slap. It's guaranteed to send them flying.
remember this isnt sidesmash
this is down b
So there is ONE more and its for Jigglypuff
but it isnt good
SING
Jigglypuff's lullaby puts the competition to sleep while it gets in a few jabs, but the nap wears off quickly!
get ready folks
SLEEP
Jigglypuff deserves a nap too. While it catches forty winks, any opponent who touches it also falls asleep.
first of all what the **** is forty winks and the person does not fall sleep when he gets rested what the ****
edit*
i looked up what forty winks is im dumb as hell
WAIT SO THERES ACTUALLY MORE
Falcon:
FALCON DIVE
Falcon's devastating dive will drive his opponents out of the ring before they can see the checkered flag.
what ****ing flag what
FALCON KICK
Ness:
PK THUNDER
With this attack, Ness unlocks the power of his mind and brings down the thunder on his unlucky opponents.
PSI MAGNET
When Ness puts his mind to it he can do anything, including this move, which draws players too close for comfort.
TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT
Luigi:
JUMP PUNCH
Luigi's Super Jump Punch works exactly like Mario's. It knocks the enemy both senseless and cent-less!
EXACTLY like marios
LUIGI CYCLONE
Press Down and B to unleash the Cyclone. Luigi's multiple punch attack will leave his opponents seeing stars.
Another thing about this website is that it has weird 2004 flash animation looking things
take a look for yourself
https://web.archive.org/web/20010203011800/http://smashbros.com/enter.html
Heres a link to all of them.
Yoshi: https://web.archive.org/web/2001081...s/preview.asp?card=templateYoshi,exampleYoshi
DK: https://web.archive.org/web/2001081...shcards/preview.asp?card=templateDK,exampleDK
Kirby: https://web.archive.org/web/2001081...s/preview.asp?card=templateKirby,exampleKirby
Pikachu: https://web.archive.org/web/2001081...rds/preview.asp?card=templatePoke,examplePoke
Mario: https://web.archive.org/web/2001081...s/preview.asp?card=templateMario,exampleMario
Link: https://web.archive.org/web/2003071...rds/preview.asp?card=templateLink,exampleLink
Also my good amigo Bananabolts saved all the images and video from the site and they are free to download here:
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