Look, here he is. The noble disillusioned Arcadenik riding in to save his beloved Duck Hunt Dog. Oh, what a tragic knight. He does not know that the villainous Sheriffchu's arrows were but a summary of the the tombs of why the Dog of Duck Hunts should not step forth into the realm of Smash. He knows not that if the character had any weight that, he, the knight of disillusion, would make blade of points of his own on the power of the Dog instead of defending against a thousand arrows. A tragic knight he is.
1. He has nothing? He is a dog. Dogs can fight. Not only that, he is a cartoony dog, not a real life puppy like Nintendog. His job as a hunting dog is pointing and fetching ducks AND he is aware he is in a video game (why else would he laugh at you, knowing you cannot do squat about it?). Put two and two together and we got a character who points fingers to direct the person who is playing Duck Hunt where to shoot AND handles the ducks to fly and to swing them like rubber chickens. So, yeah... I took the very gameplay itself from Duck Hunt and made it into a moveset that breaks the fourth wall.
So he is a dog. Big whoop. ROB was a freakin' ROBOT. If we want a dog, let's just add the Nintendog. Their dogs too. You can get hunting dogs in Nintendogs. And more people played it. Or why don't we get characters from the NES days who have moves.
The point you miss is there are better alternatives and at the end of the day you have to make all of his moves. In fact, you never mentioned what he does in game. Just that he is a dog. ROB had moves that weren't made up.
2. Duck Hunt Dog is far more interesting than Sheriff ever will be. Sorry but it's the truth.
3. Oh, better characters? Like who? Sheriff? Diskun? ***** please.
So your counter point is to say that a character that supposedly I defend but haven't talk about in this conversation at all (let alone the last few months) is weaker than your character. It shows that your argument is paper thin. You can't even BS a response.
4. So because Sakurai already has Ice Climbers as a retro Famicom character, Duck Hunt Dog shouldn't get in? Well, then we gotta cut R.O.B. from the next game and Mach Rider cannot be playable either.
Back in Melee, Sakurai wanted to add a character from the Famicom games and he picked Ice Climbers. Do you see Balloon Fighter, Excite Bike man, or Bubbles in Smash? No. He wanted one character to represent those games, Duck Hunt included. ROB was added for history much like Game and Watch. Up till now, there hasn't been a famicom character other than ice Climbers and the Disk characters.
Ok, so he wants to add another Famicom character. Why pick the dog when he could just pick mach Rider, Balloon Fighter, Mike Jones, Takamaru ect ect. Your point doesn't say why Duck Hunt Dog should be in but why one specific point isn't true.
5. This thread is full of hardcore gamers. They generally care about BAMF and OP characters and what they see with their eyes. Remember Palutena during the "Palutena vs. Medusa" debate? Palutena had little support because most people never saw her fight before but after Uprising came out, they now see how she could fight and now her support skyrocketed.
So what does this even have to do with Duck Hunt Dog? See, are you even defending the character any more or trying to say that every characters sucks so yours sucks relatively less. For the rest, see point 1.
6. Not even referenced in a Smash game? I take it you never took the time to read the Ducks trophy in Melee. It described the dog's personality as "faithful" and "slightly clamorous" and listed two things he does as "fetching ducks by the napes of their necks" and "grinning at you".
So he's refernced in the game by a few sentences in another charcaters trophy? This is low even for you. I hope you see how poor your defence was in you had to defend it with ignorable phrases in another characters trophy. Notice how the DUCKS were being referenced by the trophy and not the dog.
I hope you see how this will never happen. After all the points I made, you only could respond to one worth the other 5 being irrelevant made up things to detract the argument.
Again, the dog is a bad character. At least with Diddy's silly characters he could defend them (poorly, sure). There was some reason why people might like them. You don't even have a reason why we should think your fan character is going to get in.
The Dog was slain. Arcadenik, the disillusioned knight was too nonsensical to save his beloved character. Time marches on as the land moves to new and exciting characters to give two pounds of horse manure over. The Knight rides, but to where, none know. Legdens fade and Smash Brothers chronicles were released but none ever heard of the Duck Hunt Dog ever again.