Missouri Facts

[Kit Cal-N]

MO Fact: Missouri listens to David Bowie's "Young Americans" when they want to get pumped up!

MO Fact: Missouri's favorite fast food joint is Sonic!

MO Fact: Missouri thinks the following about Wichita: BoJangles is frickin' Yoshi, but he can be a total Dedede sometimes.

MO Fact: The flowering dogwood is sexy.

MO Fact: Legan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MO Fact: The power of Jordan and Kit's Team Real Team comes from hangovers.

MO Fact: Nicole once slept in a Cameron's bed!

MO Fact: Andrew's hair has made a mistake.

 

[BoJangles]

MO Fact: Andrew's hair has made a mistake.

For some reason, I 'd hard when I read this one. Anywho, nice job Kit!

 

[MetalMusicMan]

Mo Fact: **** PINTO BEANS! lol drunk dials

 

[Nicole]

MO Fact: Missouri thinks the following about Wichita: Laser Tag is frickin' gay, but it can be a total group activity sometimes.

MO Fact: Mr. Game and Watch is sexy.

MO Fact: Legan sometimes needs the locations of watermelons pointed out to him!

MO Fact: The power of Jordan and Kit's Team Real Team comes from sharing toothbrushes.

MO Fact: Nicole once ate a piece of pizza!

MO Fact: Andrew's hair has made women cry and his mother kill herself.

MO Question: Why does BBBOOOOOOOWWWW Jangles rock so hard?

 

[Cook]

BOW JANGLES, <3 for keeping this thread alive, and with style, too!

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Spoiler

<3 BOW JANGLES.

 

[Kit Cal-N]

MO Fact: Kit has killed every snake that has ever died.

 

[darkatma]

i don't understand why people are all over your **** legan
you're okay, but not THAT good

 

[Legan]

i don't understand why people are all over your **** legan
you're okay, but not THAT good

<3
10LovesforMissouri

 

[Cook]

i don't understand why people are all over your **** legan
you're okay, but not THAT good

MO Fact: Legan is a bamf irl.

MO Fact: Anybody who has ever met Legan has felt an irresistible urge to jump all over his ****. One of nature's mysteries.

MO Fact: Kit's weapon of choice for combating snakes is calculus-c-c-c-c.

MO Fact: Kit has also killed a dragon.

 

[BoJangles]

MO Fact: Anybody who has ever met Legan has felt an irresistible urge to jump all over his ****. One of nature's mysteries.

Fact.

<leaves>

 

[GMo]

Current Status of all Missouri Players: Missouri Status

 

[Cook]

MO Fact: MO players are bell weather players, just as MO is a bell weather state.

 

[Cook]

Current Status of all Missouri Players: Missouri Status

I don't know who you are or what your post means, but I love you for posting here!

 

[Nicole]

Missouri Fact : Missouri is the only state with a National Anthem.

Missouri Fact : Here is the Missouri National Anthem

"Missouri Missouri
We Kick ***
Missouri Missouri
Other states aren't very good!"

 

[Cook]

Missouri Fact : Missouri is the only state with a National Anthem.

Missouri Fact : Here is the Missouri National Anthem

"Missouri Missouri
We Kick ***
Missouri Missouri
Other states aren't very good!"

I thought the national anthem was:

**** pinto beans
I like black beans
**** pinto beans
I don't like pinto beans

 

[Nicole]

Missouri Fact : **** Pinto beans.

(I'm pretty sure you and I are the only ones that think that song is funny)

 

[Cook]

Missouri Fact : **** Pinto beans.

(I'm pretty sure you and I are the only ones that think that song is funny)

Metal liked it!



But maybe only because I drunk-dialed it to him at like 5 AM...

 

[MetalMusicMan]

Metal liked it!



But maybe only because I drunk-dialed it to him at like 5 AM...

lol that was so funny and random

 

[LouBega]

Metal liked it!



But maybe only because I drunk-dialed it to him at like 5 AM...

you guys are lucky i was still awake when this happened.

 

[Fino]

Mo fact: arkive and 8bit are quitters

 

[Stealth Raptor]

mo fact: fino needs to stop *****ing and get a life

 

[LouBega]

don't kill our thread with your anger stealth. fino is upset because he misses arkive and 8bit. we all do.

 

[Cook]

don't kill our thread with your anger stealth. fino is upset because he misses arkive and 8bit. we all do.

MO Fact: So true...

 

[Stealth Raptor]

MO Fact: i dont miss him cause i play melee with him lol

 

[Nicole]

Missouri Fact : In Missouri, Melee players and Brawl players hold hands, sing songs, and eat ice cream together in perfect harmony

 

[Stealth Raptor]

missouri fact- i wish that were true in KC, MO lol

 

[Cook]

MO Fact: KC is an outlier, MO Facts do not always hold true in this area.

 

[MetalMusicMan]

MO Fact: I often take dumps in people's cereal.

 

[Kit Cal-N]

MO Fact: MetalMusicMan poops marshmallows.

 

[Nicole]

Missouri Fact : That's where the marshmallows in the knock-off brand lucky charms come from!

 

[MetalMusicMan]

lol that went so much better than i ever expected it to

 

[Nicole]

Missouri Fact : lol that went so much better than i ever expected it to

fixed

10fixeds

 

[kingcobra9]

MO Fact: missouri is the only state that has more than 48 mottos

 

[Bonehimer]

Is MO looking forward to that new teenage mutant ninja turtles smash game

 

[-Tempest-]

MO Fact: Tempest was born there. That makes it even more OK.

 

[LouBega]

MO Fact: Tempest was born there. That makes it even more OK.

how does that make it even more oklahoma?

and yes bone, kit and i are pretty excited for it.

 

[-Tempest-]

... I meant okay. Not Oklahoma. My bad.

 

[LouBega]

i know.

 

[-Tempest-]

Rofl. Alright. Just making sure.

 

[Stealth Raptor]

MO Fact: Jordan always be bringing them mindgames