Looking for some lols

[MojoMan]

There may have been threads like this before, but I'd like to make one for myself. What are some stupid things your friends, family, or people on this site have said about brawl? Here I'll start us off. A friend of mine said "yo, captain falcon got SO much better from melee to brawl!"
Now your turn!

 

[Genghis Krahn]

That it sucks.

Those people deserve some lols (up their ***).

 

[PiSToLZ]

my brothe got 3 stocked to me and said i suck and shouldnt play.

 

[The Dinkoman]

There may have been threads like this before

Ya lost me there.....*cough*SEARCH BUTTON!*cough*

 

[NoobCake]

A conversation with a friend of mine who thinks he's amazing at brawl.
Me: Samus isn't as good at she was before.
Friend: Oh yeah, well when I use her, Samus is good.
Or
Friend: SAMUS IS AMAZING! ZERO SUIT SAMUS SUCKS.

I-I'm just not sure what to say.

 

[SmashFusion]

Lol!

There you found your lol no go post somewhere else

 

[Biosage X]

numerous people: "sonic is a good character!"

 

[Kraut]

Guyz I kno this haz been asked many times but ILL ASK AGAIN

mic covers it in the masterchief sticky

 

[MojoMan]

Lol!

There you found your lol no go post somewhere else

Dude, please don't flame me. It's not like I've posted a enormously stupid question. I'm just looking for a little comic relief in this heavy competitive atmosphere. If you're going to be obnoxious, just don't comment.

 

[Darkurai]

Person: *upon losing to me* You know what? You're a ***.
Me: Meaning you just lost to a ***. What does that make you?

 

[MojoMan]

That's a good one!

 

[Wiz]

"Fox sucks cuz he's slow and weak"
I can only say one thing: n00b

 

[Liovidal007]

I bet you if toon link didn't have any projectiles, you probably wouldn't win with him... (and this person really meant what they said)

 

[Zodiac]

Me:Dude why do you play zamus so much
Friend :Cause she's hot.
Me :*Facepalm*

 

[OmegaXXII]

numerous tourney people on this site saying "Brawl Sucks because of tripping" while others say
"Brawl is the best game i've ever played!", while I say "Bowser is the the best **** character in the game!, especially when he turn intop Giga Bowser!, how awesome is that"

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

my brothe got 3 stocked to me and said i suck and shouldnt play.

What a terrible username.

 

[MojoMan]

What a terrible username.

Okay. It seems that the only reason you ever comment on my threads is because my firend SpeedySonicToonLucario trainer posts on most of them, and you enjoy flaming him a lot. It's his name. He doesn't want to change it. get over it. And on a side note, your name isn't exactly the shortest on the site either, so you shouldn't be talking.

 

[Crizthakidd]

my friend tells me i take the game way to seriously everytime we play. and hes never beat me since brawls release and now he quit T______T

 

[Negi-Kun]

I beat my friend with Mewtwo. Before the match I said he was the lowest character on the tier list. After I 3 stocked him, he said "The list is broken." He wasn't even joking.

 

[Kraut]

I beat my friend with Mewtwo. Before the match I said he was the lowest character on the tier list. After I 3 stocked him, he said "The list is broken." He wasn't even joking.

i have been trying to figure out exactly what that means for a few minutes here. i think my brain may be melting

 

[m0dredus]

tires don exits


Though we all knew that one, I'm just surprised nobody else said it.

 

[MojoMan]

Oh, here's another. I was playing Brawl at my friend who I mentioned up there's ^ house, Speedy said that his Yoshi was an anti-pit. After getting three-stocked, no offense SSTLT, but you looked rather dumbfounded (although he has a habit of being great with timing spikes with Yoshi, but often suiciding). No intention to embarrass you!

 

[jakeadactyl]

1 timez, i wuz playin naked nd my m0m came in nd wuz liek i c ur weiner d00d. nd so i sed ya i no iz play b3st in da nudezzz lolzzzzzz

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Okay. It seems that the only reason you ever comment on my threads is because my firend SpeedySonicToonLucario trainer posts on most of them, and you enjoy flaming him a lot. It's his name. He doesn't want to change it. get over it. And on a side note, your name isn't exactly the shortest on the site either, so you shouldn't be talking.

My name doesn't ridiculously stretch the page.

 

[MojoMan]

NO, it doesn't. But I'm asking politely. Don't flame my buddy's name, please.

 

[PiSToLZ]

^^
im changing my name and maybe i like to be different.
I AM AN INDIVIDUAL AND N?O CAN STOP ME MUHAHAHAH
and i do suicide with yoshi a lot. Also i got 2 stocked not 3

 

[Mic_128]

Use search, there's already one.