Here's some "boring crap" for @
Catana:
His style was beautiful, his techniques shining
His Link rose peerless from the forest floor.
From beating Sheiks to soaring battlements
Cat’s link shaped the boards as no Link did before.
I sang his courage and I sang his pride,
I sang how his skill came from both of these.
I was joyous to be there every turn.
Found in him serenity, as in every tree
In the beautiful, Hyrulian fields
Where now, again, he is long lost to me
For he at once to his vain desire yields:
Oh Catpukee, how will I always miss thee!
He brought me in, I was but a peasant then
An idiot, who dreamed himself a player.
Together we grow to be more than men:
We grew to fine Links, proud in the boards.
Will spectators weep with tried and true tears
When you lose with Meta Knight, and mourn?
Will the Links hear your laments with honest ears?
Will they sound your loss with muted horn?
They won’t. With MK sunk and stupefied
You deepen in your sleep of death.
Links may sleep sounder now that you’ve died:
So it’s as well that now you save your breath.
I am sorry.
