just some funny things i stumbled across...
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Snake: What's with this guy? He keeps screaming about drills or something...
Col: That's Lord Kamina, Snake. He's the leader of the Gurren Brigade. He also owns a giant robot named "Gurren".
Snake: He sure does like the word Gurren. Wait, a giant robot? Like Metal Gear?
Col: Not exactly. This robot combines with a smaller robot called Lagann, and is fueled by its pilots' fighting spirit.
Snake: Fighting spirit?! That's impossible! It's unreasonable!
Col: Kamina goes beyond the impossible and kicks reason to the curb, Snake.
Snake: What does that even mean?!
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Snake: Colonel, they let a cripple on the battlefield...
Colonel: That's no ordinary cripple, Snake. That's Gregory House, a world-renowned diagnostician. His mobility is pretty low with that cane, but get too close and he might whack you with it hard. If you can take it from him he'll be practically immobile.
Snake: I'm not going to steal a cripple's cane! Anything else to worry about?
Colonel: As long as he takes his Vicodin he's nearly impervious to pain. He won't even flinch.
Snake: So close-range battle is completely out of the question, then.
Colonel: If you steal his cane-
Snake: I'm not going to steal his cane!
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Snake: ... I know this kind of outfit...
Mei Ling: Hm?
Snake: I've fought Ryu and Akuma. This... this is another one of those guys, isn't it?
Mei Ling: ... no, Snake, that's Dan Hi-
Snake: I know his moves!! He's gonna do that uppercut... then... then that fireball.
Mei Ling: The hadoken? Haha... Snake, Dan couldn't -
Snake: I got him figured out... this is gonna be one hell of a fight, but experience is on my side. Martial arts master or not, I could win this...
Mei Ling: ...
Snake: ... Mei Ling?
Mei Ling: Go for it, Snake. You got a hard fight ahead of you... hehee... some say he's more powerful than Akuma!
Snake: !!!
Mei Ling: And one of his attacks... oh, Snake! All he does is flex and roll, but... it's said to be stronger than even Akuma's Shun Goku Satsu!
Snake: ... if I don't make it through this fight... tell Otacon... tell the Colonel... heh... you three. You've been the best.
Mei Ling: ... I'll pass it on.
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nake: Otacon, I... I think Luigi got dysentry or the gout or... scurvy, or something.
Otacon: That's not Luigi, Snake. That's Waluigi, his devious rival!
Otacon: His cunning and speed work in tandem with Wario's brute strength - they're a real dastardly duo, but haven't accomplished much yet - other than a few sports trophies.
Snake: He's loud and arrogant... not like Luigi at all. Still, he seems... I dunno... unnecessary.
Otacon: A lot of people think so, Snake, and he's bitter about it.
Otacon: He's a world-class cheater, and he'll pull out all the stops - bombs, piranha plants, electric traps, sports gear, even construction equipment!
Otacon: Try and dodge him, Snake. He has amazing reach and unexpected attacks, but his overblown over-acting leaves him awkward and vulnerable if he misses.
Snake: Maybe there's more to him than I thought. But... I just can't get over that name.
Otacon: It's an obvious pun in Japanese, Snake. I can explain, it if you'd li-
Snake: Maybe later.
Otacon: I have a diagram and everything...