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Kakuna Rattata - (Pokemon Joke Thread)

SkylerOcon

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What's a Pokemon Trainer doing when he has a cold? He's Koffing!

(I made that up right now. I feel so witty)
 

ShuffleTrain

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hehe.

Yeha I used to have like fifteen of these written down, but I lost it somewhere...

Course the steelix one was best, so maybe it was for the better.
 

Ban3

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is fighting for his friends at Sugar Land TEXAS

Mewter

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i laughed for like 30 seconds after reading those
Me too.:laugh:
I just think the*Scary* Avatar just kind of knocked us off our rockers for a moment.

WhyWhat did the man say after the fire pokemon blew down the house?
He told him to Mag- Mar!
.....
(No applause) Oh well, it was worth a shot.
Wait, Shuffletrain, rename the thread the "Pokemon Joke thread" It won't be modded.

What did the racer fans say to the blazing hot car?
Look at that Mag- Car Go!

....
 

ShuffleTrain

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Title has been changed.


On-topic:

It's a good thing Loudred is not Fire/Grass type, or else it will always be screaming.
 

Bowser King

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How do you get pikachu on a bus?

You poke-him-on

Why do you never take a pokemon with you to the bathroom?

He will pikachu

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Yes, I'm very unoriginal..
 

Bowser King

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What are the three pokemon who can speak spanish?

Artic-uno, Zap-dos, Mol-tres

What is meowth's and a person with a jobs favourite day?

Pay Day

How did the boy get the sticker to stick to the fridge?

He put a magneton


Just some I remember my friend told me :p.
 

ShuffleTrain

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What are the three pokemon who can speak spanish?

Artic-uno, Zap-dos, Mol-tres

What is meowth's and a person with a jobs favourite day?

Pay Day

Why did the boy get the toy to stick to the fridge?

He put a magneton


Just some I remember my friend told me :p.
I put my hand comically over my mouth at the last one.
 

Zook

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A noob walks into a bar, and gives Garchomp an oran berry, Dragon Rush, Dragon Claw, Hyper Beam, Giga Impact, 67 Hp EVs, 32 Atk EVs, 182 Def EVs, 1 Spd EV, 87 SpAtk EVs, and 141 SpDef EVs!
 

Bowser King

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A noob walks into a bar, and gives Garchomp an oran berry, Dragon Rush, Dragon Claw, Hyper Beam, Giga Impact, 67 Hp EVs, 32 Atk EVs, 182 Def EVs, 1 Spd EV, 87 SpAtk EVs, and 141 SpDef EVs!
I don't get it. :confused: I'm to stupid to understand a beautiful joke like that.

I get it :p
 

Yaya

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A noob walks into a bar, and gives Garchomp an oran berry, Dragon Rush, Dragon Claw, Hyper Beam, Giga Impact, 67 Hp EVs, 32 Atk EVs, 182 Def EVs, 1 Spd EV, 87 SpAtk EVs, and 141 SpDef EVs!

Ahh, that's a classic.
 

Mewter

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Awesome.
A Banner for the thread.:laugh:
A noob walks into a bar, and gives Garchomp an oran berry, Dragon Rush, Dragon Claw, Hyper Beam, Giga Impact, 67 Hp EVs, 32 Atk EVs, 182 Def EVs, 1 Spd EV, 87 SpAtk EVs, and 141 SpDef EVs!
Is that a good thing?:laugh:
 

Mewter

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A noob walks into a bar and gives Executor(I'm tired)
Leftovers

Confuse Ray
Leech seed
Double Team
Toxic


What do you get when your dog drools on you?
Liki-Tung!
 

Firus

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You (the Pokemon Trainer) walks into a bar. What happens?

PARADOX! When was the last time you saw a bar in Pokemon?
...yeah, I suck at jokes.

This one has to do with Pokemon but you probably won't get it unless you've played Soul Calibur.

Talim started out on a journey to find Soul Edge. Why didn't she ever reach it?

Because Ivysaur.
Hardy...har...har?

What alcoholic drink do people in the Pokemon world drink?

A Dratini.

What kind of Pokemon works in restaurants?

Delibird.

What Pokemon can pigs who are noobs associate with?

Swinoob.

What Pokemon has slain many dragons in its time?

Omanyte.

Which Pokemon loves bells?

Bellossom.

I'll stop spitting out awful jokes now.

If you don't get any of them (or all of them), ask me, I'll explain it. In fact, you can probably be sure you're losing your sanity if you understand all of my "jokes"...
 

M.K

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What is the saddest fat Pokemon in the world?

Wailmer.

A Weedle, Caterpie, and Spinarak walk into a bar. The Weedle is getting married and the bug Pokemon are throwing him a bachelor party. Before they all go to the Strip Club, they wanted to get really drunk.
The bartender asks the bug Pokemon "What will you three have tonight?".
The Weedle replies, "Give me 3 String Shots!"

LAWLZ.
 

Mewter

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You (the Pokemon Trainer) walks into a bar. What happens?

PARADOX! When was the last time you saw a bar in Pokemon?
...yeah, I suck at jokes.

This one has to do with Pokemon but you probably won't get it unless you've played Soul Calibur.

Talim started out on a journey to find Soul Edge. Why didn't she ever reach it?

Because Ivysaur.
Hardy...har...har?

What alcoholic drink do people in the Pokemon world drink?

A Dratini.

What kind of Pokemon works in restaurants?

Delibird.

What Pokemon can pigs who are noobs associate with?

Swinoob.

What Pokemon has slain many dragons in its time?

Omanyte.

Which Pokemon loves bells?

Bellossom.

I'll stop spitting out awful jokes now.

If you don't get any of them (or all of them), ask me, I'll explain it. In fact, you can probably be sure you're losing your sanity if you understand all of my "jokes"...
O_o
Too late.
:laugh:
I don'tget the soul calibur one, that's all.
 

Firus

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Yep, and Ivy's a character in Soul Calibur.

It's still kind of an awkward sentence but I looked at "Ivysaur" and said it in my head and realized I could use it.
 

Mewter

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What did the Bystanders say when the Legendary Green pokemon came out?
Look! There goes a CeleBRITi!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... never mind. I'll just use this.:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

Pika25

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What's the signal that starts a ledyba race?

Ledy, go!
 
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