I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley:《H.P.: 50/50 ; E.P.: 50/50 ; Keywords: Sand, urchin, outdoor grill, tantrum, taking charge 》

Chip:《H.P.: 14/19 ; E.P.: 22/22 ; Keywords: Quip, road burn, e'quip'ped and ready》

Red:《H.P.: 10/10 ; E.P.: 12/12 ; Keywords: Desperation, bent trident, shape-shifter 》

Slicky:《H.P.: 38/38 ; E.P.: 14/14 ; Keywords: Time to sell somethin'! 》

Jack Frost: 《H.P.: 52/52; E.P. 45/45; Keywords: Sand and snow; palm tree; hey, guys!; cool and collected》

(The knights shoot at them with machine guns, hitting the skateboard in the wheels and causing it to launch them into the air)
Black Knight: Trying to bail? This is a boss fight in an RPG, and you can't run from them!

Ashley gets incredibly angry. "No, it isn't! You're just a bunch of lying losers! Get back to your smelly old castle!"

(Jack Frost freezes the Black Knight)
Jack Frost: This isn’t Final Fantasy, ho! Leave us alone!

(Suddenly, an airship appears)
Ship Commander: Engage the targets. (A DJ-Bot begins playing the boss music from Final Fantasy VII before a boss battle begins)
Airship: HP: ????/???? EP: ???/??? Keywords: Flying, machine, empire.

They fall off the skateboard and land near Jack Frost.

Chip: Ouch! (Examines several scrapes) Ugh! I hate chase scenes... Ashley, what should we do? Take stock of all our keywords, and give orders!

 

[alexxxela]

Ashley:《H.P.: 50/50 ; E.P.: 50/50 ; Keywords: Sand, urchin, outdoor grill, tantrum, taking charge 》

Chip:《H.P.: 14/19 ; E.P.: 22/22 ; Keywords: Quip, road burn, e'quip'ped and ready》

Red:《H.P.: 10/10 ; E.P.: 12/12 ; Keywords: Desperation, bent trident, shape-shifter 》

Slicky:《H.P.: 38/38 ; E.P.: 14/14 ; Keywords: Time to sell somethin'! 》

Jack Frost: 《H.P.: 52/52; E.P. 45/45; Keywords: Sand and snow; palm tree; hey, guys!; cool and collected》






They fall off the skateboard and land near Jack Frost.

Chip: Ouch! (Examines several scrapes) Ugh! I hate chase scenes... Ashley, what should we do? Take stock of all our keywords, and give orders!

Ashley's tantrum makes her unable to think straight, and she throws a sea urchin at a guard. "KILL THEM!" she shrieks.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley:《H.P.: 50/50 ; E.P.: 50/50 ; Keywords: Sand, urchin , outdoor grill, tantrum, taking charge 》

Chip:《H.P.: 14/19 ; E.P.: 22/22 ; Keywords: Quip, road burn, e'quip'ped and ready 》

Red:《H.P.: 10/10 ; E.P.: 12/12 ; Keywords: Desperation, bent trident, shape-shifter 》

Slicky:《H.P.: 38/38 ; E.P.: 14/14 ; Keywords: Time to sell somethin'! 》

Jack Frost: 《H.P.: 52/52; E.P. 45/45; Keywords: Sand and snow; palm tree; hey, guys!; cool and collected》

Ashley's tantrum makes her unable to think straight, and she throws a sea urchin at a guard. "KILL THEM!" she shrieks.

Chip: Let's see. What we got in the old pack today? (Rummages through his backpack) Anyone need dental floss? (Explosion nearby)... No? What about... oooh super poison darts! (Throws them at three grunt hostiles, killing two, but missing one.) How many do you think there are?

 

[alexxxela]

Ashley:《H.P.: 50/50 ; E.P.: 50/50 ; Keywords: Sand, urchin , outdoor grill, tantrum, taking charge 》

Chip:《H.P.: 14/19 ; E.P.: 22/22 ; Keywords: Quip, road burn, e'quip'ped and ready 》

Red:《H.P.: 10/10 ; E.P.: 12/12 ; Keywords: Desperation, bent trident, shape-shifter 》

Slicky:《H.P.: 38/38 ; E.P.: 14/14 ; Keywords: Time to sell somethin'! 》

Jack Frost: 《H.P.: 52/52; E.P. 45/45; Keywords: Sand and snow; palm tree; hey, guys!; cool and collected》



Chip: Let's see. What we got in the old pack today? (Rummages through his backpack) Anyone need dental floss? (Explosion nearby)... No? What about... oooh super poison darts! (Throws them at three grunt hostiles, killing two, but missing one.) How many do you think there are?

"IT DOESN'T MATTER! THEY'LL ALL BE KILLED!" Ashley screams. She picks up an outdoor grill with disproportionate strength for her little size, and throws it, killing five grunts.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"IT DOESN'T MATTER! THEY'LL ALL BE KILLED!" Ashley screams. She picks up an outdoor grill with disproportionate strength for her little size, and throws it, killing five grunts.

Chip: Hey, hey! You wrecked a perfectly good grill...(Looks at the incapacitated grunts)... but I'm not complaining... (Pulls binoculars from his backpack, scanning a considerable distance)... Haha! (Bumps Ashley with his elbow) No goons for miles around!... Good thing too. My H.P. was starting to worry me! This all is so unexpected. This game's funny... Heha... ilgh... Okay, what's going on here?...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"IT DOESN'T MATTER! THEY'LL ALL BE KILLED!" Ashley screams. She picks up an outdoor grill with disproportionate strength for her little size, and throws it, killing five grunts.

(ShyHo calls Penny)
ShyHo: Hey, I've got an invention here. This thing isn't a dud like the previous ones, as I designed it for people like you in mind.

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo calls Penny)
ShyHo: Hey, I've got an invention here. This thing isn't a dud like the previous ones, as I designed it for people like you in mind.

"What does it do?" Penny asks.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"What does it do?" Penny asks.

ShyHo: It will make you appeal more to guys.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"What does it do?" Penny asks.

(In the game world, the airship shoots a few missiles at the heroes)

 

[Yiptap]

(In the game world, the airship shoots a few missiles at the heroes)

(Jack Frost creates a giant ice dome to protect the gang from the missiles)
Jack Frost: Hee... Ho... I'm using up a lot of energy...
Slicky: I stole-I mean I legitimately earned this, so I think I'll test it out!
(Slicky pulls out a comically large bazooka from his small backpack)
Slicky: Fire in the hole! (Slicky fires his Bazooka at the airship, creating a giant hole in the dome)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(Jack Frost creates a giant ice dome to protect the gang from the missiles)
Jack Frost: Hee... Ho... I'm using up a lot of energy...
Slicky: I stole-I mean I legitimately earned this, so I think I'll test it out!
(Slicky pulls out a comically large bazooka from his small backpack)
Slicky: Fire in the hole! (Slicky fires his Bazooka at the airship, creating a giant hole in the dome)

(The airship takes 10 damage but fires more missiles through the hole)

 

[Yiptap]

(The airship takes 10 damage but fires more missiles through the hole)

Jack Frost: (Dodges) Ah... I'm safe, ho... (Notices he's missing an arm) Uh ho...!
Slicky: Here's another legitimately earned item of mine! (Takes out a comically large iron shield from his small backpack and holds it up) Ha! Take that! (The missile destroys the shield immediately) Oh, come on!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Jack Frost: (Dodges) Ah... I'm safe, ho... (Notices he's missing an arm) Uh ho...!
Slicky: Here's another legitimately earned item of mine! (Takes out a comically large iron shield from his small backpack and holds it up) Ha! Take that! (The missile destroys the shield immediately) Oh, come on!

(The airship fires some missiles at the heroes)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"What does it do?" Penny asks.

ShyHo: Oh, it makes you more appealing to guys. Would you like that?

 

[Yiptap]

(The airship fires some missiles at the heroes)

(The ice dome breaks)
Jack Frost: Eeeek! (Hides behind a palm tree)
Slicky: I can't be bothered anymore... (Gets on a hammock and falls asleep)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

ShyHo: Man, this sucks. Maybe I should tell Penny of my invention other ways. (A package arrives at Penny's door, containing a machine and a note from ShyHo)
Note: This thing will help you be more appealing to guys. Hope you enjoy it. -ShyHo.
(ShyHo and Lenna take care of Juliana)
alexxxela

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Man, this sucks. Maybe I should tell Penny of my invention other ways. (A package arrives at Penny's door, containing a machine and a note from ShyHo)
Note: This thing will help you be more appealing to guys. Hope you enjoy it. -ShyHo.
(ShyHo and Lenna take care of Juliana)
alexxxela

Penny sends it back with another note. "I'm not into guys," she says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Penny sends it back with another note. "I'm not into guys," she says.

(ShyHo sends another note to her)
ShyHo: Really? You're not?

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo sends another note to her)
ShyHo: So, you're gay?

"Yeah, so?" Penny responds.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Yeah, so?" Penny responds.

ShyHo: It's fine, great even. I totally respect your life choices. I might be heterosexual, but I totally respect the fact that you're not.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: It's fine, great even. I totally respect your life choices. I might be heterosexual, but I totally respect the fact that you're not.

"That's good. I'm not very interested in dating right now, though," Penny responds.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"That's good. I'm not very interested in dating right now, though," Penny responds.

ShyHo: But, it's good to know who you're interested in. I only started dating when I was 207. Actually, maybe you can help me with something. That thing is how I feel of a lack of gay recognition laws in the imperial states and also to repeal the laws that discriminate against homosexuals. Will you help me? I can't do it because I don't control the legislature. I'll see you then.
Lenna: Hello, ShyHo. What are you doing?
ShyHo: Penny told me she's gay.
Lenna: Good for her. She's allowing herself to be different.
ShyHo: I know, it's pretty cool.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Chip: Hey, hey! You wrecked a perfectly good grill...(Looks at the incapacitated grunts)... but I'm not complaining... (Pulls binoculars from his backpack, scanning a considerable distance)... Haha! (Bumps Ashley with his elbow) No goons for miles around!... Good thing too. My H.P. was starting to worry me! This all is so unexpected. This game's funny... Heha... ilgh... Okay, what's going on here?...

(The airship fires more missiles at them)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley:《H.P.: 42/50 ; E.P.: 50/50 ; Keywords: Sand, outdoor grill, tantrum, taking charge 》

Chip:《H.P.: 10/19 ; E.P.: 22/22 ; Keywords: Quip, road burn》

Red:《H.P.: 7/10 ; E.P.: 12/12 ; Keywords: Desperation, bent trident, shape-shifter 》

Slicky:《H.P.: 29/38 ; E.P.: 14/14 ; Keywords: Time to sell somethin'! 》

Jack Frost: 《H.P.: 40/52; E.P. 45/45; Keywords: Sand and snow; palm tree; hey, guys!》

(The airship fires more missiles at them)

The group takes extensive damage from the attack.

Chip: Hey, what did we ever do to you?... (looks down) You ruined my favorite sweater!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley:《H.P.: 42/50 ; E.P.: 50/50 ; Keywords: Sand, outdoor grill, tantrum, taking charge 》

Chip:《H.P.: 10/19 ; E.P.: 22/22 ; Keywords: Quip, road burn》

Red:《H.P.: 7/10 ; E.P.: 12/12 ; Keywords: Desperation, bent trident, shape-shifter 》

Slicky:《H.P.: 29/38 ; E.P.: 14/14 ; Keywords: Time to sell somethin'! 》

Jack Frost: 《H.P.: 40/52; E.P. 45/45; Keywords: Sand and snow; palm tree; hey, guys!》



The group takes extensive damage from the attack.

Chip: Hey, what did we ever do to you?... (looks down) You ruined my favorite sweater!

Airship: HP: ????/???? EP: ???/???
(The airship shoots bullets at them)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley:《H.P.: 27/50 ; E.P.: 50/50 ; Keywords: Sand, outdoor grill, tantrum, taking charge 》

Chip:《H.P.: 8/19 ; E.P.: 22/22 ; Keywords: Quip, road burn, emboldened》

Red:《H.P.: 2/10 ; E.P.: 12/12 ; Keywords: Desperation, bent trident, shape-shifter 》

Slicky:《H.P.: 15/38 ; E.P.: 14/14 ; Keywords: Time to sell somethin'! 》

Jack Frost: 《H.P.: 29/52; E.P. 45/45; Keywords: Sand and snow; palm tree; hey, guys!》

Airship: HP: ????/???? EP: ???/???
(The airship shoots bullets at them)

Chip, in pain from his road burn, becomes frustrated with the bullets.

Chip: Stop shooting! (Holds up a white flag)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley:《H.P.: 27/50 ; E.P.: 50/50 ; Keywords: Sand, outdoor grill, tantrum, taking charge 》

Chip:《H.P.: 8/19 ; E.P.: 22/22 ; Keywords: Quip, road burn, emboldened》

Red:《H.P.: 2/10 ; E.P.: 12/12 ; Keywords: Desperation, bent trident, shape-shifter 》

Slicky:《H.P.: 15/38 ; E.P.: 14/14 ; Keywords: Time to sell somethin'! 》

Jack Frost: 《H.P.: 29/52; E.P. 45/45; Keywords: Sand and snow; palm tree; hey, guys!》



Chip, in pain from his road burn, becomes frustrated with the bullets.

Chip: Stop shooting! (Holds up a white flag)

(The airship hovers over them and it sucks them up like a ufo into the airship)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley:《H.P.: 42/50 ; E.P.: 50/50 ; Keywords: Sand, outdoor grill, tantrum, taking charge 》

Chip:《H.P.: 10/19 ; E.P.: 22/22 ; Keywords: Quip, road burn》

Red:《H.P.: 7/10 ; E.P.: 12/12 ; Keywords: Desperation, bent trident, shape-shifter 》

Slicky:《H.P.: 29/38 ; E.P.: 14/14 ; Keywords: Time to sell somethin'! 》

Jack Frost: 《H.P.: 40/52; E.P. 45/45; Keywords: Sand and snow; palm tree; hey, guys!》

All: 《Keywords: On edge》

(The airship hovers over them and it sucks them up like a ufo into the airship)

Chip: (Completely dazed by the occurrence, he looks around) Where are we?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley:《H.P.: 42/50 ; E.P.: 50/50 ; Keywords: Sand, outdoor grill, tantrum, taking charge 》

Chip:《H.P.: 10/19 ; E.P.: 22/22 ; Keywords: Quip, road burn》

Red:《H.P.: 7/10 ; E.P.: 12/12 ; Keywords: Desperation, bent trident, shape-shifter 》

Slicky:《H.P.: 29/38 ; E.P.: 14/14 ; Keywords: Time to sell somethin'! 》

Jack Frost: 《H.P.: 40/52; E.P. 45/45; Keywords: Sand and snow; palm tree; hey, guys!》

All: 《Keywords: On edge》



Chip: (Completely dazed by the occurrence, he looks around) Where are we?

Commander: You’re in the airship. You’ll be needing this to get to Pagoda Cliff, a place where our enemies are fighting us. We mistaked you for the enemy, if you head there, we’ll give you a boat needed to cross this lagoon. Got it?

 

[Doc Monocle]

Commander: You’re in the airship. You’ll be needing this to get to Pagoda Cliff, a place where our enemies are fighting us. We mistaked you for the enemy, if you head there, we’ll give you a boat needed to cross this lagoon. Got it?

Chip: What? (Scratches his head) What enemies? I'm confused. What am I supposed to do exactly?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Chip: What? (Scratches his head) What enemies? I'm confused. What am I supposed to do exactly?

Commander: We’re at war with the Hung Wang of Pagoda Cliff, you guys need to defeat them by destroying their cannons. Do that, and we’ll ferry you across the lagoon to get to where you need to be.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Commander: We’re at war with the Hung Wang of Pagoda Cliff, you guys need to defeat them by destroying their cannons. Do that, and we’ll ferry you across the lagoon to get to where you need to be.

Chip: (Noticing the others are lethargic) I don't think they're quite up for it, and I couldn't do that alone!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Chip: (Noticing the others are lethargic) I don't think they're quite up for it, and I couldn't do that alone!

Commander: They can rest here.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Commander: They can rest here.

Chip: I'm not exactly hero material, y'know.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Chip: I'm not exactly hero material, y'know.

Commander: Don't care.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Commander: Don't care.

Chip: Alright then... (Looks at the sleeping others) What's in it for me?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Chip: Alright then... (Looks at the sleeping others) What's in it for me?

Commander: The boat.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Commander: The boat.

Chip: Yeah, I think I wanna little more than a boat--maybe my own land, and a castle to go on it. You got connections, right? I don't think it'd be too much.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Chip: Yeah, I think I wanna little more than a boat--maybe my own land, and a castle to go on it. You got connections, right? I don't think it'd be too much.

Commander: Wake up your friends, we're approaching where you need to drop.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Commander: Wake up your friends, we're approaching where you need to drop.

Chip pokes Ashley ( alexxxela ) and Jack Frost ( Yiptap ) on the shoulders.

Chip: Hey, everybody. These folks want us to do something for them-- something about Pagoda Cliff. You hear? They have enemies for us to combat.