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Shadowwarrior88

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I try to run but it's coming to fast to dodge.After I crawl out from under it I throw a boiling pot of oil(Lords of the Realms II)at the next poster.That's gonna hurt.
 

pokemonmaster01

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Punishment: Getting pimp-handed with the right, then ghetto karate chopped with the left, and then finnished off with a West Side handshake. In no particular order, it's the same thing either way.

Crime: Posing as a thug.
 

choknater

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Oh, yeah I use Internet Explorer. Wolfkin you don't need to worry about me. I'm not bothered by exiting pop-ups with the god-like speed of my comp anyway.

Also, I use Mozilla sometimes. (Is Firefox better?)



Back to business.
Marth is gay. He doesn't need any metrosexual crap. He's straightforward gay. -5
Bowser in a rehab group? No. -5 *kills*
 

Afrotaki

Gay skies today.
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Starting a fire
Thanks Peaches ~ next week is my last week of summer school, and today I have my last performances of my current musical, so I should be able to resume this relatively soon.

Hmmm... It's alright, it's just that since the background I use is dark blue, indigo's annoying to me. Eh, oh well.

-5 Bowser's fat-nasty head ~ DEAD
-5 Zelda because she can't do a **** thing right.

(DEAD) Bowser ~ Insurgent of the Mushroom Kingdom and Abductor of Princess Peach, Bowser is currently the organizer of the support group "Coping With Others' Insolence."

(DEAD) Captain Falcon ~ F-Zero Racer and the Poster Child for the hit new public service stint "Living the Alternate Life" ~ Falcon also enjoys long vegetables.

(DEAD) Donkey Kong ~ The Kongo Jungle's Protector and Number one Banana supplier, DK also enjoys his job as the "guinea pig" for various new cosmetic products.

(DEAD) Dr. Mario ~ The Mushroom Kingdom's top Physician and avid Tennis Player ~ also enjoys his position as the star of the Mushroom Kingdom's Synchronized Swimming Team.

(DEAD) Falco ~ Hired Aide for the Star Fox Team ~ Moonlights as a Professional Heckler.

(40) Fox ~ Leader of the Star Fox team and protector of the Lylat System, Fox spends his time weeping for the future.

(30) Ganondorf ~ Main Antagonist in Hyrule and "World Domination" Hopeful ~ regularly attends Bowser's popular support group.

(DEAD) Ice Cimbers ~ Arctic Ice Climbers... Function as a sort of "Coast Guard" for the Tundra ~ the Ice Climbers are regularly featured in various Infomercials that come on around 2:00 AM or so.

(DEAD) Jigglypuff ~ Amateur Karaoke Singer and occasional trouble for Team Rocket ~ She makes most of her money as an amateur kickboxer.

(30) Kirby ~ Defender of Dream Land and recent icon for the Snickers slogan "Hungry? Grab a Snickers!"

(40) Link ~ Also known as the "Hero of Time", Link is Ganondorf's sole competition for the sacred Triforce ~ on weekends, Link receives intensive treatment for his Tourrette's Syndrome ("YAH! HAH! TSAAAY!").

(30) Luigi ~ Plumber and Director of Homeland Security for the Mushroom Kingdom ~ Luigi also enjoys his job as the Mushroom Kingdom's most-wanted Interior Decorator.

(DEAD) Mario ~ Aside from being the poster-child for the "Little People," Mario mainly functions as a Plumber and the Mushroom Kingdom's One-Man Army ~ is very effective at what he does.

(40) Marth ~ Freelance Fighter for whoever will pay him, and Founder of the successful periodical "Metrosexuals International."

(20) Mewtwo ~ Once a "bad guy", Mewtwo now manufactures Salt Water Taffy on his island home ~ also makes a point of attending Bowser's support group.

(40) Mr. G&W ~ A Professional Entertainer, Game & Watch is nearing retirement age, but far from finished ~ Author of the best-seller "I Can Do Anything (Better Than You)."

(DEAD) Ness ~ Protector of Eagleland from Gigyas, the Ultimation, and Full-Time Student ~ Also enjoys his spot on the Onett Eagles in the Eagleland Pee-Wee League.

(20) Peach ~ Princess and Minister of Foreign Affairs for the Mushroom Kingdom ~ Founder and Editor of the Mushroom Kingdom's popular fashion magazine "Looking Like Me."

(30) Pichu ~ Leader of his Day-Care cult called "The Way," Pichu has a dark history of crime and sex scandals, including the infamous "Froggy Incident."

(DEAD) Pikachu ~ Pikachu, Companion of Ash Ketchum and widely-known Prize-Fighter, also spends his time volunteering at the Kanto/Johto "You're Almost Done" Nursing Home.

(30) Roy ~ Free-Floating Mercenary and Promoter of Vick's Hemorrhoid Cream, Roy spends his free time painting portraits for a modest fee.

(40) Samus ~ Galactic Bounty Hunter and Killer of Metroids, Samus is one of the main figureheads in the public service campaign "Got Boobs? Join the Army!"

(DEAD) Sheik ~ Once an Aide to Link and Alter-Ego of Princess Zelda of Hyrule ~ moonlights as a sideshow Magician and Escapist.

(10) Yoshi ~ Once a valuable aide to Mario in his quests, Yoshi has hit rock-bottom and is currently the main attraction in the Mushroom Kingdom Petting Zoo.

(DEAD) Young Link ~ Also known as the "Hero of Winds," Young Link finally destroyed Ganondorf in the Wind Waker and helped save Termina from being destroyed by Majora's Mask ~ makes extra money on the side by posing for numerous "Got Milk?" posters.

(33) Zelda ~ Princess of Hyrule and love interest of Link ~ Also functions as Editor and Producer of the successful Arts and Crafts magazine "Things to Do for People Who Can't Do Anything."
 

Creature_85

Smash Lord
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Location
Hyrule
I pull out a windbox and blow the oil at a random passing elephant, who goes insane and tries to charge down the next poster.
 

Shadowwarrior88

Smash Ace
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Messages
620
Location
My House
True.You like it so much that the dairy company has to protect it from you in their secret cheese vaults near the Earth's core.

T or F,apples are better than oranges.
 

Zootematix

Artist formally known as ToadBanjoConker
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Toronto, Ontario
I send a mouse to scare off the elephant. Once the mouse finishes his job I start to throw mousetraps at the next poster...
 
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