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[Tyco]

Starving isn't cool

I'm cool because I go on Smash World Forums.

(say that's not cool and your not cool)

 

[Zootematix]

That is definately not cool, why spend so much time facing pop ups?

I'm cool because I have a pop-up blocker (not really ).

 

[Cardzmaster2004]

Why get a pop-up-blocker when you can destroy the pop-ups with a specially designed LASER gun.

I'm cool because i own such a gun, and use it to MINDLESSLY CONTROL THE LLAMA POPULATION!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[Death]

Um, llamas are like the su><><orz!
I'm cool cuz I don't shoot animals.

 

[Death]

Dazed And Confused- Led Zeppelin

 

[Death]

I destroy the world-wide-web. No internet now! Bye SWF!

 

[Death]

Omega Force

 

[Death]

Rattata. (Was going to be in game)

 

[Osco316]

Without shootin animals, the deer will end up controlling you!

I'm cool because I kill deer with a bow and arrow.

 

[bluelion20]

What is more cool, shooting a dear with a sissy bow, or a badass rifle?

I'm cool because I've been doing what I want since I was 2.

And BTW, I don't really think bows are sissy.

 

[Osco316]

The thing that you do when you're doing what you want is playing with Barbies so that's not cool.

I'm cool because I have a computer right by my TV.

 

[DankeKong53]

Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem

 

[choknater]

I'm thinkin' Zoot made this topic while being high...

Too bad on one screen it's beast pr0n and on the other screen it's Teen Titans.

I'm cool because I can predict when my waffles will pop out of the toaster.

 

[Creature_85]

Dude, we cool people use waffle irons.

I'm cool because I have two dogs.

 

[Creature_85]

Arsonist (Roy and Falcon)

 

[Creature_85]

I create a remote server in Africa. Hello SWF.

 

[Creature_85]

Mario Sunshine

 

[Ticadrius]

Yeah, but they're both guys and start humping each other. Defenitelt NOT COOL (unless their names are Crono and James).

I'm cool because I'm a Soviet. Communism's coming back, bitches.

 

[Afrotaki]

In Soviet Russia, cool is not you.

I'm cool because I sing and dance in musicals.

 

[Zootematix]

Singing and dancing reminds me too much of the movie Chicago definately NOT a cool movie.

I'm cool because I watch bad-*** movies like Bad Boys.

 

[Bahamut]

If you watch movies like that all the time, you'll wind up becoming some gangster or something. Not a good way to go.

I, however, am a pacifist. w00t.

 

[Death]

The I make a rule that you can't make a rule that doesn't let ppl make up rules for their username. I then search for it with my ball searcher 500 and run away with the ball.

 

[Death]

Dude, pacifists are the bore! j/k
I'm cool cuz I wage war all the time.

 

[Aurafox]

Ehrgeiz

 

[SakuraPichu]

Turtle shell!

 

[SakuraPichu]

Zayra Vostoka

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Arkanoid(stole this one too. heh heh )

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Light Saber. (my nickname for hte beam sword)

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Can we talk about baseball?baseball is my favorite sport.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

I grab the coins then buy an entry way into banjo-kazooies world. grab kazooi and make her shoot grenade eggs rapid fire at the next poster.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

i wish i knew what that word was... ill guess it like an STD or somehtin liek that but hten why owuld it edit it out?

GOOD: you find it in time and dont get it.
BAD: you dont care get it and then have the disease.
SIT: You are at school and a kid (half your size) slams you against the wall and is screamin "give me your lunch money kid! give me your lunch money!"

 

[CloudKid2k4]

well this is calvinball so NO RULES! i go through knock you out with a hammer and then grab the calvin ball and score 200 points 5 times. (for non math people that 1000 ) (oh yah and i stole all your points too death )

 

[Ace(Fox)]

I catch the eggs and fry them up. But they explode in my face. I them throw the thong from extreme beach volly ball at the next poster.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Africa gets nuked bye Africa, bye SWF. (Tear)

 

[DankeKong53]

Deus Ex: Invisible War

 

[Giygas]

I grab the thong and put it on, then take it off shamefully when I realize I'm wearing women's clothing. I'm too disheartened to throw something, so I just set a mushroom on the ground and it slowly travels toward the next poster...

 

[Bahamut]

With all of your warmongering, there's gonna be a lot of dead bodies. That's bad.

I'm cool because I volunteer to care for the wounded at the Red Cross. How can something like that NOT be cool?

 

[cheeseguy]

You only volunteer there because you have no friends; therefore, you =/= cool.

I'm cool because IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

 

[cheeseguy]

-10 Young Link, because the I'm don't thinking that's really a milk...

 

[choknater]

Without bread? That's ********, and gay, and Jewish.
no, that is NOT discrimination, it is humor

I'm cool because I'm poor so I buy ramen and microwave pizzas like Hot Pockets, except counterfeit ones from Vietnamese Pawn Shops :o.