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[SS4Ricky]

Rude rodents ride racecars rambunctiously 'round racetracks.

And a pizza trophy goes to RedYoshi for that great alliteration!

 

[ultimaiq2]

My pokèmon Master Omega Super Ultimate Mega Oblivion dogdes the rock throw and wastes sudowoodo and attacks the next poster.

 

[Dale]

I see the rocks coming so I duck behind my bar table and the rocks smash into the ground and a bottle of White Creme de Cacao falls inot my hand. I am struck with an idea. I puor it into a glass and add some Green Creme de enthe and some vodka and crished ice and *poof* a Vodka Grasshopper is born. I throw that at the next poster as well as a copy of Typing of the Dead. Hopefully the next poster will drink the Vodka Grasshopper and then attemp to play the Typing of the Dead...and hopefully hillarity will also insue

 

[SS4Ricky]

I drink the Vodka Grasshopper and then attemp to play the Typing of the Dead. I lose all my contunes on the first boss, curse off Kuarl and his little demon buddy, throw up all inside my dreamcast, and chuck my dreamcast keyboard at the next poster....as well as my dreamcast.:******:

 

[FangOfTheRabbit]

I'm a sleeping bag
The people take me camping
They have sex in me

Now haiku aboot Play-Doh

 

[RedYoshiOfDeath]

This is pretty close to what you want...I'm sure.

It desn't appear to be working...well if anyone finds it post it.
Find me a picture of a screenshot of the Rescue Ranger's game for NES

 

[Linkzrath]

Well, you can't speak softly and carry a big stick...you're supposed to carry a lightsaber...that means our team gets 999,999 points

 

[Dale]

^^,

Find me a pic of four horses...one has to be white.

 

[Gaiagamer]

Because that was as high as they could count.

Why is it that fire bird doesn't reach as far as fire fox(falco's & fox's up+b)?

 

[Kid Icarus]

Karnov...

 

[Kid Icarus]

FF:CC -> Nintendo "connectivity" -> Pac-Man VS. -> Namco -> Soul Calibur...

 

[ultimaiq2]

I pull a kid in front of me that gets hit by the Dreamcast, then I hurl an xbox filled with c4 at the next poster

 

[Creature_85]

But because you posted your sig, all those points are voided and Greg the Grim Reaper cameraman comes down and burns you to a heap of ash. I then take the Calvinball and lock it in a safe, then throw the safe into a volcano, giving me more points because I was the last one to touch the ball.

 

[McFox]

Find me a picture of Kevin Eubanks of The Tonight Show band.

 

[CerbKirby]

They're as cute as a button .

Find me a caricature of Conan O'Brien.

 

[Osco316]

Jon Stewart, now.

 

[McFox]

Meh, I couldn't find a real caricature .

How about a picture of George Orwell, author of Animal Farm.

*EDIT* Here's Jon Stewart:

 

[Aurora Grid]

Heres George Orwell

Find me a cool pic of Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Play-doh is sticky,
It comes in many colors,
I really love it.

Haiku about Leprechauns.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Here's Hiei!

Find me a pic of a walrus' skull with the teeth still attached.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Super slithering snakes strike slyly as they slither safely.

 

[ultimaiq2]

I use my incredible IQ powers to drain the vulcano and grab the calvin ball after the safe has cooled down, then I travel to teh north pole and hide at santaclauses place.

 

[Cerebrate]

It happened again! Next up is a guy with two faces.

 

[Kid Icarus]

Cerebrate, we posted at the exact same time with the same picture!

So a guy with two faces.

I'd like a picture of Gunther Wheeler from the Paper Brigade...

 

[C.Sain]

Good: Play along

Bad: Resist and fight back

Sit:You can't log on anymore

 

[beefbutcher88]

1. Mario Kart 64 Figurines
2. McDonalds Mario 3 toys
3. Mario Bros. comics
4. Mario Bros. on tape
5. Mario Bobbleheads
6. Yoshi Plushies
7. Mario hats
8. Mario Racoon pin
9. Mario games (duh)

 

[cheeseguy]

-10 Quick Attack

It's-a me!

 

[McFox]

That was easier than I thought it would be.

Find me a picture of some dogs playing poker .

 

[Dale]

-10 Quick attack

 

[Dale]

Way to easy...

Find me a picture of the Cool-Aid man in a color other than red.
*OHHYEAHHH!*

 

[Kid Icarus]

Argh, I did it again!

There is your man in PURPLE.

Find me a picture of the "face" on Mars...

 

[Dale]

Toontown's Terrible Tiny Tots Tinker Tirelessly Today; Tying Tasty Toast To Tall Tubular Turrets, Totally Toppling The Theatre's Total Tally, Therefore The Two Timid Twins - Twisting Together Their Twiddled Toes - Testifies That They Truly Tried Trimming Trees Toward Taxi Taxes Twice; Turning Twenty Tainted Truffles.

(It's not as funny as RedYoshi's but it is 45 words long....)
Let's see someone topple that. And make it make sense though.

 

[RedYoshiOfDeath]

That almost took me a minute to find.

Find me a picture of Patrick Roy holding either the Stanley Cup or the Conn Smythe trophy. (btw his name is pronounced "wa"...it's french)

 

[RedYoshiOfDeath]

Good: You use an alternate e-mail address to regain access.

Bad: You yell at your comp and get into such a fit that you throw the whole keyboard at the screen and it breaks...=(

Sit: You are about have that first sip of morning coffee
(that's usually the best part of my day)

 

[Dale]

Here he is. The best Goalie ever in the NHL
He's holding the Conn Smythe Trophy, it's given out once a year to the league's MVP. He's receiving this one after defeating the Detroit Red Wings 3-1 in game 7 of the 2001 Stanley Cup Finals. He is also the only person to win this award 3 times. The other two were in 1986 and 1993 when he played for the Montreal Canadiens.

Since we're on the topic of greatest Avs players. Find me a picture of Ray Bourque. You know, a pic of him in the game...not just his face.

Geez Kid Icarus! you found an old pic didn't ya! I forgot he played for the Bruins ^^, I commend you on your fine work!!

 

[Kid Icarus]

Hook me up with the original 8-bit sprite of Pit from Kid Icarus...

 

[Dale]

I grab the x-box and pull out the c4 and eat it because itastes so dang good and I can't get enough. I then sell the x-box on eBay for $325 because I used the false pretense of "once played by Bill Clinton"
I throw Bowser's SHell at the next poster. I also throw an empty shot glass. I'll let the next poster make the mixed drind, if they dare. Then I'll yell at 'm about how they did it wrong ^^

 

[Dale]

Virtual Fighter

 

[Dale]

I realize that the game is going nowhere fast. So I crawl to the North Pole with the one good arm that I have left and I find the CalvinBall. Ultimaiq sees me going for it but he's too late. I pull out my unexcusably large fixed-blade knife and shred the CalvinBall to pieces. With my last breaths I declare that this topic should DIE!
*wheezes some*
*time passes*
*dies*

 

[Dale]

Because that would make entirely too much sense.

Why is it that some chars are copies of other chars? Every char should be incredibly different from the next.