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[Vash_15]

"i wish wolf had a better recovery"

Granted, Food gives +1 extra % bonus.

I wish Ike had projectiles...

Granted, but they deal no damage or knockback

I wish Mewtwo was in Super Smash Bros Brawl as an uncorruptable feature to the universe. Top THAT

 

[Wyvernkni]

"I wish Mewtwo was in Super Smash Bros Brawl as an uncorruptable feature to the universe. Top THAT"

Granted. He's immune to "corruption" based attacks. (Do those exist? Nah.) Besides that, he's just like he was in melee.

I wish someone would discover something that somehow makes Marth the worst character in the game...

 

[Vash_15]

"I wish Mewtwo was in Super Smash Bros Brawl as an uncorruptable feature to the universe. Top THAT"

Granted. He's immune to "corruption" based attacks. (Do those exist? Nah.) Besides that, he's just like he was in melee.

I wish someone would discover something that somehow makes Marth the worst character in the game...

idc I like him in Melee

And, granted, now everyone but marth has good projectiles and stronger counters. But everyone but marth are all clones of each other.

I wish SSB4 came out for the Wii so we didn't need to wait for next gen

 

[InvincibleAgent]

"i wish wolf had a better recovery"

Granted, Food gives +1 extra % bonus.

I wish Ike had projectiles...

Granted, he throws Team Healers, which heal whoever you throw them to. But this is only in FFAs.

 

[Leahdybug]

I wish SSB4 came out for the Wii so we didn't need to wait for next gen[/QUOTE]


Granted but then we'd have to listen to people ***** for months about how its nothing like melee and brawl.

Wish i wish cuckoo wer an assit trophy in the SSBB.

 

[Vash_15]

Wish i wish cuckoo wer an assit trophy in the SSBB.

Granted, but he can't be used, he's only in the coding

 

[InvincibleAgent]

I wish Bomberman was a playable character.

 

[JawaJedi]

Granted, but he left his bombs at home and can only jab combo.

 

[Xebenkeck]

"I wish Bomberman was a playable character."

Granted but, he self destruces everytime he uses a bomb

I wish items don't spawn at random

 

[tirkaro]

"I wish Bomberman was a playable character."

Granted but, he self destruces everytime he uses a bomb

I wish items don't spawn at random

Granted, they'll only spawn near your opponent.

I wish roy was back in brawl as a high-tier playable character, with a new moveset, can be unlocked by beating classic mode with marth, was voiced by Jun Fukuyama, is selectable, and does exist.

 

[LouisLeGros]

"I wish Bomberman was a playable character."

Granted but, he self destruces everytime he uses a bomb

I wish items don't spawn at random

Granted, now explosives spawn in front of you every time you smash.

I wish captain falcon was faster and a better character all around.

 

[Kinlap]

Granted, they'll only spawn near your opponent.

I wish roy was back in brawl as a high-tier playable character, with a new moveset, can be unlocked by beating classic mode with marth, was voiced by Jun Fukuyama, is selectable, and does exist.

Granted but your wii will blow up after a match with him finishes.

I wish for hitstun and shield lag in the game.

 

[LouisLeGros]

Granted but your wii will blow up after a match with him finishes.

I wish for hitstun and shield lag in the game.

granted, now whenever you get hit you go into a coma.

I wish the replays never screwed up

 

[Xebenkeck]

granted, now whenever you get hit you go into a coma.

I wish the replays never screwed up

Granted now mr. ressetti shows up on all your replays commenteing on how bad it was,

i wish all characters had different final smashes

 

[sn1per13]

Granted. All the final smashes only do 1% damage and have no knockback.

Thanks everyone for making this such a great thread! Keep up the funny comments.

I wish you could Brawl online co-op with your friend sitting right next to you......

 

[DragonRider-ofSmashBros]

Granted. All the final smashes only do 1% damage and have no knockback.

Thanks everyone for making this such a great thread! Keep up the funny comments.

I wish you could Brawl online co-op with your friend sitting right next to you......

granted, but now its a 15 second lag until you move

I wish there was more variety character wise

 

[Xebenkeck]

Granted there is 2 characters who are completely different.

I wish K.rool was in brawl

 

[DragonRider-ofSmashBros]

I wish K.rool was in braw

granted, but he's a bowser clone

I wish everyone had their own stage and insignia

 

[The Wii Guy]

granted, but to unlock the stage you have to get 10 billion brawl kills


I wish to unlock sonic the hedgehog

 

[DragonRider-ofSmashBros]

I wish to unlock sonic the hedgehog

granted, but you lose everything else

I wish that they would have spent more time on gameplay than extra crap that wasn't needed

 

[Vash_15]

"I wish that they would have spent more time on gameplay than extra crap that wasn't needed"
Granted only they publish it as a GC game called Super Smash Bros Melee

I wish Lucario never existed

 

[Vash_15]

"I wish that they would have spent more time on gameplay than extra crap that wasn't needed"
Granted only they publish it as a GC game called Super Smash Bros Melee

I wish Lucario never existed

 

[True Sonic]

Wish granted but Pokemon doesn't exist either.


I wish that this wish wont have a downside.

 

[InvincibleAgent]

Wish granted but Pokemon doesn't exist either.


I wish that this wish wont have a downside.

You already gave it a downside, it's a crappy wish.

I wish that Brawl could penetrate the homes of every American family.

 

[True Sonic]

Wish granted but they don't have a Wii.

I wish knuckles was in brawl and that this wish didn't have a downside.

 

[PiSToLZ]

wish granted but knuckles's attacks are patheticly weak and he punches himself

i wish that megaman was in brawl

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

wish granted but knuckles's attacks are patheticly weak and he punches himself

i wish that megaman was in brawl

Granted. Every time you play as him, your parents get struck by lightning.

I wish K. Rool never existed, and he was never in any game, be it Donkey Kong, Smash Brothers or Scrabble... And that SpeedySonicToonLucarioTrainer would have a different username.

 

[DTKPch]

Granted.

DK's enemy is no longer K. Rool, it is Richard Simmons. And SpeedySonicToonLucarioTrainer's new username is:
HiMyNameIsSpeedySonicLucarioTrainerWhichIsKindOfALieOrAParadoxAndItsLongerThanJustNormalSpeedySonicLucarioTrainer.

I wish Snake had a knife in Brawl.

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Granted.

DK's enemy is no longer K. Rool, it is Richard Simmons. And SpeedySonicToonLucarioTrainer's new username is:
HiMyNameIsSpeedySonicLucarioTrainerWhichIsKindOfALieOrAParadoxAndItsLongerThanJustNormalSpeedySonicLucarioTrainer.

I wish Snake had a knife in Brawl.

Granted. When you use him, he stabs you in the eye.

I wish Link was faster.

 

[Magadei]

Granted. He is now so fast that as soon as you tilt the joystick you're off screen.

I wish Tails had come in along with Sonic.

 

[Mobbin]

I wish Tails had come in along with Sonic.

Granted, he now carries Sonic into battle as an On-Screen-Appereance

I wish Captain Falcon's name would be changed to Chuck Norris.

 

[Giga Hand]

Granted. There we go, corrupted already!

I wish Master Hand and Crazy Hand had an FS, where they grow a body.

 

[Zema]

Granted, but they would fall off the stage because they are so big.

I wish Geno was in Brawl as a DLC.

 

[Frown]

Granted, his size is 45 terabytes.

I wish there was a Bowser stage.

 

[sn1per13]

Granted. It is the stage where you fight bowser in the original mario games. Every 4 seconds Bowser jumps on the button and you all fall into the lava and die.


I wish Kirby actually had a useful final smash....

 

[DragonRider-ofSmashBros]

I wish Kirby actually had a useful final smash....

granted, he commits suicide (u didn't say who for)

I wish that there would be less landmasters

 

[Magadei]

Granted. There are now none.

I wish Yugi was in Brawl. He's been in countless Nintendo games, so it would work.

 

[DragonRider-ofSmashBros]

I wish Yugi was in Brawl. He's been in countless Nintendo games, so it would work.

Granted, hes a sticker

I wish that I had more wishes to use XD

 

[sn1per13]

Granted. You can now use as many wishes as you want, but they can only be about getting more McDonald's Chicken McNuggets.

I wish Brawl had as good gameplay as melee.....

 

[Giga Hand]

Granted. You can wavedash and stuff, but items are always on very high and only Mario Bros. is the only stage you can play on.

I wish tiers didn't exist.