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[Bigbattle22]

595: you get brawl, but you can't play it on your Wii.

 

[AngelofDemise]

596: You get robbed. You have no money, you revert to stealing a copy, C.Falcon comes and F Punches. You die. No Brawl...ever.

 

[AngelofDemise]

Deozys uses Psychic..

 

[racefreak24]

597. The cover of SSBB has too much lead in it,and all copies will be recalled and delayed for another year.

 

[David94]

598. March 9th is Daylight Savings Time, right? And the game store nearest to you doesn't accept reservations. So you plan to go to the store as soon as it opens. But you forgot about Daylight Savings Time and you got there an hour late. By then all of the copies of Brawl are gone. And then Nintendo announces that they will not make any more copies.

 

[David94]

599. Brawl is delayed to February 31th, 2009 (which is nonexistant)

 

[David94]

600. Only one copy of Brawl is made, ever. You sell everything in your house except your Wii in order to buy Brawl on eBay. You win the auction and get Brawl. Then you put it in your Wii and your Wii falls over and breaks. You take Brawl out of the broken Wii, hoping it still works, and then it disintegrated. Then your house disintegrates, too. So then you have no stuff, no Wii, no house, and no Brawl EVER.

 

[David94]

601. Your copy of Brawl is too thick due to a manufacturing error and it does not fit in your Wii. You cut it slightly to make it thinner, then when you play it, it is horribly glitched. Your Wii refuses to turn off. Then you take out the power cord and put it back in, and your Wii refuses to turn on.

 

[David94]

602. You go to pick up your copy of Brawl, then you touch it and you die from the sudden intense rush of awesomeness.

 

[Seven Sinner]

603: Nintendo surprises us by making SSBB a full-fledged MMO. But you can only play as a toned-down, weak, and Final Smash-less Mario unless you pay for a "Full" account, which is a $29.95 monthly fee.

 

[L-ectrico]

604. Two Japanese Men knock on your door and say, "We would like to play" and... they never LEAVE!

 

[tafutureboy]

605. brawl disk has a knick in it, enough to play through....you come to a saving point, the game freezes, you lose all your memory. You run to the store and everyone's sold out

 

[§leepy God]

606. Your Nintendo Wii will cause a power shortage in the whole U.S. on the same day you got Brawl.

 

[David94]

607. All of these bad things actually happen.

 

[specialsauce]

608 sonic and snake are takin out of the US version and then we find out ridley and geno are downloadable for japan only and all we get is roy!

 

[Deleted member]

609. ^^, Plus Banjo-Kazooie is downloadable in Japan only

 

[tafutureboy]

610. The US version has taken out Marth and replaced him with Roy (noooooooooooooo)

 

[Mega Inkydog]

610. The US version has taken out Marth and replaced him with Roy (noooooooooooooo)

I would actually like that.

611. Due to a swapping error, you get the Halo 3 disk instead of the Brawl disc.

 

[DekuBoy]

612: Europe and Australia go to war with Japan for a release date, kill Sakurai, and the only copy of Brawl dies with him.

 

[handsockpuppet]

613: on March 9th, it gets delayed again. LOL

 

[Meta Jr]

614:On March 9th Sakurai dies on his way to delivery by a man wanting all copys of Brawl, but he opens the boxes and there's just copys of Melee.

 

[L-ectrico]

615. You buy the game, you are about to beat SE, when it turns out, Master Chief was behind it all! Then, after the credits, it shows him marrying SAMUS. The End

 

[Rock Man X]

616. You get mugged right after you get your copy of Brawl from a midnight release, thus your copy getting stolen.

 

[Tristan Fattest of All Kids]

14) You play Brawl, and your mom is playing with you and then pwns you.

 

[Ekul]

618. You buy the game, put the disk in, suddenly, AUTO FIRMWARE UPDATE. You expected this, and wait. While you wait, suddenly, something terrible happens. WiiConnect24 has been hacked by advertisers! Now whenever you play brawl, pop up advertisements constantly block the screen.

 

[Chasesin]

619. People are rping smash at the place you buy it at ( for some strange reason)

and just as you hand the clerk your money one of them smashes the smash ball


the smash ball is your head

 

[SuperSmashX]

Actually on March 8th time will start to slow, until 1/100th of a second feels like an hour

 

[FuryX]

621) a new internet virus is released, thus crashing computers around America which causes internet inaccessible and the need for an online update for brawl doesn't allow you to play.

Joke Reason(do not count): E. coli strikes back in fast food restaurants cause brawl gamers to have explosive bloody diarrhea and makes them unable to get brawl.

 

[Lord Viper]

622. Mario is no longer a Nintendo character.

 

[Rock Man X]

623. All copies of Brawl are recalled at the last minute due to some freak accident involving lead based materials and asbestos.

 

[Deleted member]

Landmaster>All your Pokemon combined

My horse

 

[TheGlitchMaster]

o yeh? O YEH? *grabs a odd shaped head* now GO!
"i'm a chargin mah lazer"!
I'm a firin mah lazer"!
i'd advise you to give me the horse....

 

[Deleted member]

I'm a reflectin' the lazer!

Still my horse

 

[TheGlitchMaster]

*zelda naryu's love* ma horse!

 

[Deleted member]

*Ness's PSI Magnet*
Thanks!
*PK Starstorm*
My horse!

 

[TheGlitchMaster]

*lucas psi magnet* thank you too.
*switches to Olimar* END OF DAY!
MAH HORRRRSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Drclaw411]

624. Landmasters




OH WAIT

 

[Weed]

625. You rush towards gamestop, but trip on the floor, making you careen into a glass window, crashing through it, several shards are directly lodged into your brain, causing permanent damage, waking up at the hospital, you don't even remember what Brawl is.

 

[Droly]

626: George W. Bush announces marshall law, and declares war on Russia and china.

 

[smashbot226]

Vespiquen uses Attack Order!