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[Bahamut]

Paying by minute
for my internet hookup?
AOL, you suck.

Write about King Dedede.

 

[JonBeBonanza]

I maybe a bird
Or an overweight eagle
But i am still king.



ummm...... write about the Giants winning the super bowl

 

[Danielman]

Who are the giants
What they do, tell me Pretty please
God I Hate Football.

Now Write About ROB The robot.

 

[Yaya]

R.O.B. the new brawler,
I can't believe he's in,
Better than nothing.

Write one about Chuck Norris.

 

[camo-man]

It is said that Chuck
Norris is like God. His hand
beats a royal flush.

Write one about MacBeth.

 

[Yaya]

This is so deadly.
This William Shakspere Play
Beware the Play's Curse.

Write one about Brawl.

 

[sakuraZaKi]

Brawl is just too good
It shall own any game out
Don't know about you

Write one of swords

 

[Yaya]

A very sharp blade
In day, the metal glisten
Night, is blood covered.

Just wing it for the next one.

 

[sakuraZaKi]

Brave youth of Courage,
Will you seek to return Light?
Or let Twilight rule?

(lol I was just playing LoZ:TP and thought 'd might make something of it)

Uh... wing it i guess...

 

[platnum]

kupo po kupo
kupo po ku kupo po
ku kupo po

Thats right, Moogle speak.


do one about my use of moogle speak in my haiku.

 

[JonBeBonanza]

i was offended
i thought it was very gay
turns out i was right


do one about what you think of haiku's

 

[platnum]

i was offended
i thought it was very gay
turns out i was right


do one about what you think of haiku's

Yours was offensive
you are a horid poet
and a giant swine.


do one about me.

 

[sagemoon]

i was offended
i thought it was very gay
turns out i was right


do one about what you think of haiku's

Haiku can be fun
But sometimes they make no sense
Refrigerator

write one about hats

Edit:

platnum stole my quote
And should never post again
cuz my word is law

 

[anoshmo]

Where the ****'s my hat?
Has anyone seen it here?
Fine then, go to hell

Do G W Bush

 

[Astronaut Bean]

561. The Smash Dojo updates on 3/9/08 with the news that SSBB is actually a hoax just to get our hopes up while they eat pizza and drink beer laughing at our faces. They wanted to know how much people wanted their game and it will actually come out 12/31/2010.

 

[Astronaut Bean]

I am from Texas
Holding all the nukes with me
Surrender, Iraq

My topic: SPAM

 

[Yaya]

Spam Equals Evil
It is killing our Smashboards,
May spammers die NOW!

Write one 'bout The Legend of Zelda.

 

[sakuraZaKi]

(I just did one :I)

Link is fairy boy
he wields the great master sword
starts with wooden shield

 

[Yaya]

Since you didn't give one:

I am a muffin
I am very delicious
Someone just bit me!

Next one, Write about Mario.

 

[LinkTer]

562. You go to your local game store to pick it up and you have it in your hands...you have a heart attack since your surprised you actually managed to get a copy of it in your hands and wasn't delayed and when you put it in your wii everything is fine.

 

[Link Lord]

563. The world implodes from too much happiness.
Yeah, that's right. It might IMplode.

 

[Sonic-Smash]

564. Aliens invade and take over Earth, demanding for all copies of Brawl.

 

[sakuraZaKi]

The toilet plumber
Mario, throws fireballs
and jumps on Goombas

Next one... write of Marth

 

[JonBeBonanza]

I look like a girl
I told roy to dye his hair
I am strong as hell


lol....srry

ummmmm wtite about baby bowser :D

 

[Sonic-Smash]

Why am I evil?
I am not a happy boy.
Unicorns are cool.

Now write about Sonic.

 

[JonBeBonanza]

im really bored

i make fox look slow
i can go super saiyan
i should be top tier

write about boredom

 

[Sonic-Smash]

I am really bored.
I want DMC4 now.
Stupid Bomberman.

Write about how much I wish I got Devil May Cry 4 instead of Bomberman Land.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

565. Halo 4 suddenly comes out on the same day, and gamestop is so overflowed with people that all the copies of brawl are squashed by the pressure. See what sakurai did there? He hired microsoft to help mindgame us even more.

 

[Ridley FTB!!!]

566. your knob shrinks to 5times smaller of its normal size

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

567. Sakurai takes away the option to use the classic or gamecube controllers, leaving you with only the wii control scemes.

568. Brawl isn't that good.

569. You lose your pre-order receipt and can't buy it until gamestop buys more.

 

[Chasesin]

570. You get Alzheimer's, and forget.....everything

 

[Deleted member]

571. Sakurai
572. Keeps
573. Delaying
574. Brawl
575. Until
576. This
577. List
578. Is
579. Complete

 

[Ridley FTB!!!]

580.That
581. would
582. be
583 bad

 

[Kruton]

584) The dual-layer discs don't work in any American Wiis.

 

[platnum]

585, the box containes a message from M-dawg himself:"dear smasher, I understand you like playing no itemes, fox only, final destination, well geuse what, Fox, Wolf, falco, the ability to turn of items, and FD, have been REMOVED. now if you dont like that, then enjoy browsing the interweb with: NO BOOKMARKS, NO PLUGINS, NO SEARCHING, NO GOOGLE, NO TOOLBARS, INTERNET EXPLORER!"

You:NOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Mega Inkydog]

586: You get Brawl but instead it's really a compliation of the following games:

TMNT2
Zombies Ate My Neighbors
E.T.
Deadly Towers
Hydlide
Shaq Fu
Rise of the Robots
Superman 64
Hey You Pikachu!
Back to the Future

587: Gamestop mistakes Action 52 for Brawl and gives that out instead.

 

[Grandeza]

588: You explode from Brawl's awesomeness.
589: Your preorder comes a day late. NOOOOOOOO!

 

[DH_Ninja]

590: Snake kills you as your opening your copy.

 

[Rock Man X]

591. After arriving home with your Brawl copy in hand, you open it only to find that the disc is broken in two.

592. You take drastic measures in trying to repair the broken disc and put it in the Wii, only to have it rip the Wii's innards apart.

593. Now you have to find a new Wii which is dang near impossible.

 

[Phlemingo]

#?: Brawl has been out since 2008, and it was called Melee.