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[Bahamut]

Let Dick Cheney take it with him as a bird-hunting partner.

(if you don't get it then watch the news)

 

[NinjaFoxX]

heal skull kid cuz he's cool

 

[NinjaFoxX]

give it to a mod and let them close it.

 

[Resting_Fox]

It pumps like blue flame,
I take it to stay up late,
quit it, get headache.

Write a disjointed haiku about joints.

 

[skyfox]

69.you find a girlfriend

 

[skyfox]

135.when you fight elmo and big bird

 

[chansen]

heal skull kid

 

[Okurama]

heal dark samus (cuz nobody hasn't mention other that "skull kid")

 

[Royal Flush]

hurt only dry bones

 

[FireKP1]

Hurt dark samus.

 

[pezaddict]

hurt skull kid.

And please, somebody update the list.

 

[pezaddict]

hurt yoshi

 

[camo-man]

This haiku is not jointed,
It's about joints, they are like
Rubber and move us.

Write me a poem about the SWF Mafia game.

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

The mafia game
Involves lots of dead people
That's just how it goes

Write me a haiku about Carbon 14.

 

[Coo_Too_Tim]

136. When you walk up to every chick and say "Show me your moves!"
137. When you try to teach your pet bird how to short hop laser!

 

[that 1 guy]

138. When you knee someone and wonder why they didn't go flying off the face of the earth.
139. When every time you puch someone you say "FALCON PUNCH!"
140. You can name every characters moves.

 

[that 1 guy]

hurt only fourside

 

[Falcomaster16]

pear...............

 

[Falcomaster16]

Find me a picture of Mario jumping on a goomba.

 

[Plomid]

kill skull kid

 

[NinjaFoxX]

heal dark samus

 

[FlareBlade]

Yay, Skull Kid is dead i think?

anyway...they i hurt dark samus (lol, don´t know any other left ^^)

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

Find me a picture of Peppy Hare saying "Do a barrel roll!"

 

[Ragamuffin Raptor]

Find me a picture of a turtle eating a mushroom.

 

[Falcomaster16]

Find me a picture of Trogdor the Burninator

 

[NinjaFoxX]

141.you can unlock the power rangers

 

[Falcomaster16]

bump................

 

[pezaddict]

142: When you join a forum about SSBM like this one.

 

[MyKo]

143. when you ask to go to the bathroom in school [in college like i am now] and instead you check on swf..sigh

 

[M3ca]

144. you write out all the characters there are in class. (in their tier list)
145. you write out all the stages and stab the banned ones.
146. you keep seeing math as marth.
147. you watch FOX news in hope there are new shine combos.
148. fair will no longer mean just or equal. instead it means forward air.
149. you never knew final destination was a movie.
150. you clean your controller daily.
151. you celebrate when new ssb vids come out.
152. your roommates know the ssbm music by heart because you play 24/7.
153. you say "i need work on my shffls" everytime someone asks you "hows it going?"
154. you write an application essay on ssbm.

 

[poncho_mcshoe]

155: when you're near someone you hate you go to sleep.

 

[supermariopro101]

hurt dry bones

 

[Royal Flush]

Hurt dry bones...Finish Him!

 

[pezaddict]

hurting the yoshi...............now.

 

[camo-man]

Carbon 14 is
Something I don't know so I'll
Just make something up.

Write me a poem about the DS games.

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

You're already on the internet; is it so hard to look things up?

 

[Beeswarm17]

the games

DS games are fun;
They always fill up my time.
I want to play more.

post about your school lunch.

 

[Beeswarm17]

ribs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Dibs]

School lunch is nasty,
I bring lunchables to school,
They taste way better.

post about your hottest teacher.

 

[Dibs]

i block with ddr heavy mode.

i attack with pichu taunt.