I need a long, hard single player to satisfy me...

[Pyroloserkid]

It's funny how someone will think that they have the WRONG idea about this thread... when in fact they actually had the RIGHT idea all along.

It's true.

This thread is actually about pen1s jokes.



We just disguise them with Smash.

 

[Blackadder]

Yeah, I actually BOTHERED to read the thread opening right then. It is an innuendo thread after all.

Seriously though everyone...this is immature.
*** ON! Grow up!

I'm going to go and play with my pussy now. Feed it some milk.

 

[kinghippo99]

the question is not if pichu sucks, the question is what does he suck.

 

[Pyroloserkid]

He sux tirez.

But tires don exits!!

Oh noez.
Now, me and Blackadder are going to get intense...soo uhh...do not disturb.

 

[kinghippo99]

Why are the smashed dictater (Blackadder) and the smashed erector (Pyroloserkid) wrestling?

A: cause they like slip'n'slide

 

[Problem2]

looking for a great single player? Play Mario Galaxy..

 

[PaperLink]

or Mario and Sonic. /sarcasm

 

[Ophelius]

Wow... I haven't been on for some time, and this thread is still up. I don't know what's been going on, but it must be good.

Play any FE game. I'm waiting for the next installment. It looks awesome!

 

[WFL]

Wow... I haven't been on for some time, and this thread is still up. I don't know what's been going on, but it must be good.

Play any FE game. I'm waiting for the next installment. It looks awesome!

FE's single player would satisfy me with all of those long swords that I get to play with.

 

[PaperLink]

dont forget the criticals. That one might be a little harder to get.

 

[kinghippo99]

oh yes. the criticals increase the potency of attacks by X 3. not even the best of defences can hope to stop the penetrating power of criticals

 

[Pyroloserkid]

I heard the FE Single Player is slow paced and not very pleasurable.

"I need a long, hard (and fast) single player to satisfy me..."

 

[WFL]

I heard the FE Single Player is slow paced and not very pleasurable.

"I need a long, hard (and fast) single player to satisfy me..."

But those swords are just so long. I'm just amazed by their length and I know that they will be able to satisfy my needs.

 

[Pyroloserkid]

If I wanted a sword in my ***...well...ouch.

I just want to be able to fiddle with my joystick for hours on end without it getting boring.

 

[Prime Time]

i had to re-read the topic title several times to make sure i wasn't seeing things

 

[zurf23]

Lol

Sakurai will give you the satisfaction you desire! XD

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Well, I need a long, hard single player to satisfy me...
And you know what they say about asians...

 

[Darkraid]

Hey not all asian have small single players.

I have a fire hose.

 

[Ophelius]

... What did I start? I've created a monster!

 

[Pyroloserkid]

I wish the single player is monstrous.

I really need it to fill me up.

 

[Ophelius]

... Oh, brother... You people seriously need to get a life...

 

[Pyroloserkid]

SHUN! SHUN THE HATER!

Someone stick a long, hard single player up his arse.

 

[Colenstien]

Pyro don't take him seriously.

Just look at his sig.

 

[kinghippo99]

LOL
look at mine! (that was a post on this topic a while ago)

i also hope that my joystick doesn't become limp with boredom after a few plays with single player. i need instant gratification in single player for it to be any good.

 

[Gilgamesh]

Today's Control configuration update makes my buttons so hard.

 

[kinghippo99]

finally something for those people who are bored with the position of the controls can try some new things to spice up their single player adventure.

 

[Shadowclaw]

I am so going to be using that Shaking Smash to improve my Single Player experience. I'll shake it until I can shake it no more and becomes all wet and greasy.

 

[Paingel]

... Oh, brother... You people seriously need to get a life...

You still use lives? Pfft. Those are for losers.

Around here we call it stock.

 

[Pyroloserkid]

I'm going to shake smash so hard...omg.

Oh please do not shake it.
Oh please do not shake.
Oh please do not.
Oh please do.
Oh please.
Oh.

 

[Bli33ard]

LOOOOOL PYRO!!!!

Yeah, on SMYN they said that it's going to be 10 hours before you complete SE. RUMOUR, though.

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Ten whole hours of shaking my joystick around.

Great.

 

[Bli33ard]

Daymn. I wanted that as my sig. Ah well.

10 hours is LONG! Now you'll have people running around in circles (or triangles) screaming Ike at the topo of their voice because to get their speed run of SE it'll take 32 diff. videos.

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Why can't you just get rid of...whatever your sig is?
Or post it without the massive quote box?
Like:
"dhiushdisdhviuhdviuhl" -Pyro

 

[Lgndknight]

You no hungry for STORY, you hungry for HOT KNOCKOUTS

 

[kinghippo99]

Oh ****! My wife got pissed off now that she saw what I was posting here... a little bit of smash balls and she'll be back to normal.

 

[Ekul]

I hope it doesn't feel awkward. Like, sometimes the controls just don't feel right in single player. Especially if someone's watching you.

I also hope I can take breaks and stuff, because I hate getting interupted. Especially by a girl. They just don't understand single player. Unless they want to do multiplayer, which is ten times better anyway.

 

[Ophelius]

Free for all for the win! No button mashing allowed. No C-stick newbs either. It makes it harder for everyone. But in the end, everyone wins!

 

[Ophelius]

... Aww, See what you just dun made me go do?

 

[kinghippo99]

My wife SUCKS at multiplayer but she is great when playing single player. I often record her because she is so good.

 

[Bli33ard]

What difficulty does she play on?