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How to troll: A effective guide on how to troll

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THE BASICS


Well, as a starting troll you don't want to get into the business of using alternate accounts to help you along in trolling, but once you've been trolling for a while you should be able to behave differently enough with your accounts to make them distinguishable from your others. First, let me explain what using alternate accounts is done for in trolling, and what it accomplishes. Now granted, as a troll you can get the help of other trolls, as well as others around you to help you accomplish your goal of trolling aboard to submission. However, if you have multiple alternate accounts, and you can type differently enough with the account to avoid the account being tagged as an alt, then you can troll much more effecitvely. If a board feels they are swamped by trolls, they will have a lot less heart. As a matter of fact, some of the best trolls have used alternates and been very effective with it. The LWO comes to mind, which had a number of alts, some under well known troll Latino and others under troll green talons. By pretending to be a number of users trolling the board at once, Latino killed the diablo 2 social board. Now that you see the benefits of trolling using alts, let me show you how to do it effectively.

1. Close post times: Nothing screams alt like when a user post something with 1 account(henceforth account A), and then seconds/mere minutes later post in agreement with account A using account B. The close post times coupled with the agreement indicate that the user is using two alternates. Soloution? Post at broader points apart, to avoid looking conspicuous. Its not hard. Just make a few post with one account, then go and live your life and come back and post with the other account later.

2.) Login times: Watch your login times. If you log in with account A at 7:34, don't post any messages with account B in that topic if its last login time is 7:35. You give yourself away. Make sure that your login times between accounts are apart from one another. This is accomplished by only logging in with an account when you are about to post. This method coupled with the first rule listed above should handle both problems.

3. Don't type the same: Don't use the same gimmick across accounts. If you are "preforming dances" at the end every post with account a (my old gimmick) then don't do the same with account b. On top of that, if you aren't using a gimmick, then do simple things to very the way that your post look. For instance, with account a you could have impeccable grammer while with account b you could always use lower case letters. Better still, with account c, never use periods, and with account d start every paragraph with a *. Always speak with slang or say "peace" at the end of a post with account a? Don't do that with the other accounts then. Throw in false info about yourself, like saying that you have a kid sister with accont b, but with account a saying that you are an only child. Things that will make people see you as a different individual. There are simple things you can do in your posting styles that differ your personality, and make sure to take care to do these to accomplish this.

4. Make sure you're logged in with the right account before posting! I can't stress this enough. Even some of the best trolls blow there cover by accidentally posting as "account b" while logged into "account a". If you don't blatantly do it, you can still fix it later, but really, this is a mistake that you shouldn't make, and won't make if you keep your login and post times apart.

5. Don't post things that could constitute as a flood or an invasion. By posting certain things, you could be breaking a rule in a message boards terms of service by starting a board war. This is bad. It will get all of your accounts banned AND blow your cover. Take special care to make sure that it doesn't seem you are trying to take over a board when posting. Even though you're trying to kill it, they don't have to have proof of that to show the mods, even if they know.

By following these simple do's and dont's you should be good at using alts. As always, practice makes perfect, and you'll get better at this with time. As always, you know my e mail address if you need any help or have any questions. Now, on to another intermediate trolling tactic. Getting the mods on your side.

Getting the mods on your side

So, you want to make sure that the mods are in your favor and not the users on the boards right? Well, there are a couple of things you need to do. First, before you get a rep as a troll, you need to convince the mods you are a persecuted user. Once the mods know you are a troll, you can't get them on your side. However, if you convince them that the other users are the bad guys, then you're gold. However, you need to have the basics of trolling down in order to manipulate this guy/girl (Yes, its is possible for moderators to be girls. Don't ask me why but it just is). If you haven't read trolling 101 yet go there first and then come back. Now, on to what to do. The first thing you need to do is strike first.

1.) Striking first: Get to the mods before they do. The mod is more inclined to believe the party that comeplains about the other first, and plus imagine the vets suprise when they complain to the mods only to get the cold shoulder!

GOOD LUCK
 

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You forgot "Don't troll where Teran mods since he can do it better than you if he wanted, and so he knows everything."
 

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Actually if you're trolling right, the mods don't notice at all, and you will have never received an infraction for trolling.

Still that's beyond anyone on this site so just stick with not doing it.
 

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Actually if you're trolling right, the mods don't notice at all, and you will have never received an infraction for trolling.

Still that's beyond anyone on this site so just stick with not doing it.
Where is the fun of playing with fire when there's no chance of getting burned?
 

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Where is the fun of playing with fire when there's no chance of getting burned?
Well there's always a chance.

It's still much better to display your superior intellect by slipping under the radar. Think of it like a serial killer that can't be caught because he's just too slick.
 

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You're trolling best if you're a mod
 

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I'm actually kind of confused, I once got an infraction for" trolling" , and I was sort of wondering what trolling was actually, this guide never really explicitly stated what trolling is because I cause it is assumed that everyone knows what trolling is...so my question is this

What is the definition of trolling?
 

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I'm actually kind of confused, I once got an infraction for" trolling" , and I was sort of wondering what trolling was actually, this guide never really explicitly stated what trolling is because I cause it is assumed that everyone knows what trolling is...so my question is this

What is the definition of trolling?
rofl theres no such thing it's just an excuse the corrupt tyrants on this site use to hand out pointless infractions because they hate the community ok
 

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rofl theres no such thing it's just an excuse the corrupt tyrants on this site use to hand out pointless infractions because they hate the community ok
oh no there is such thing. trolls are very much alive and they have all the power that you give to them. and you my friend are giving me plenty of power to destroy that excuse you call a life.
 

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oh no there is such thing. trolls are very much alive and they have all the power that you give to them. and you my friend are giving me plenty of power to destroy that excuse you call a life.
plz dpont im still avirgin
 

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it is quite amazing. bad troll can leave the thread.
I could but I won't. This is quite fun.

Tbh though, the only guide to trolling you'd ever need if you didn't know how comes from watching AS.
 

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Act of appearing on internet forums and boards with malicious intent. Trolling includes...

-baiting people to flame at you
-putting the forum down and encouraging people to leave.
-flaming
-spamming
-using several identities on a board to support your own arguments / stage pretend arguments
-generally being a **** on a power trip.
Some trolls claim their actions benefit others. These trolls are also *****.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trolling
 

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rofl theres no such thing it's just an excuse the corrupt tyrants on this site use to hand out pointless infractions because they hate the community ok
I know, right? This site would be so much better without those ****ed m:mad:derat:mad:rs. Man, if I had a nickel for every time a mod offended my delicate but refined sensibilities, I'd have enough money to build a full-scale, gold plated replica of the phone booth from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. This is not related to my unyielding hatred for moderators and their supporters, I just think it would be awesome.
 

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I know, right? This site would be so much better without those ****ed m:mad:derat:mad:rs. Man, if I had a nickel for every time a mod offended my delicate but refined sensibilities, I'd have enough money to build a full-scale, gold plated replica of the phone booth from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. This is not related to my unyielding hatred for moderators and their supporters, I just think it would be awesome.
SHUTUP! :mad:

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For example, BlargCow knows how to troll, comparing the Beatles to Jonas Brothers

 

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I could but I won't. This is quite fun.

Tbh though, the only guide to trolling you'd ever need if you didn't know how comes from watching AS.
bad troll keeps talking when nobody cares for what he has to say.
 

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bad troll keeps talking when nobody cares for what he has to say.
A troll needs fresh material, like a comedian or an artist.

If you keep using the same line, you'll just fail.
 

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Sorry but i cant take anyone seriously who likes the jonas brothers :urg: theyre almost as bad as hannah montana.
When did he say he likes the Jonas Brothers?

And

Why does it matter if someones opinion differs from your own?
 

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Why does it matter if someones opinion differs from your own?
Because then they're wrong! :mad:

No really, a different opinion is the true cornerstone of trolling.
 

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When did he say he likes the Jonas Brothers?

And

Why does it matter if someones opinion differs from your own?
He compared the Beatles' influence to the Jonas Brothers' influence. And its more that comparison that makes me cringe. The Beatles are a classic rock band and the Jonas Brothers are pop music...which is not even close to the same. Other than that, I feel like the Jonas Brothers ride more on the fame of Disney than their actual skill to get their fanbase. It's not that their horrible, its that theyre overrated.
But yes I can be slightly narrowminded in the area of music X.X It's a fault ill admit.
 
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