Funny taunt messages

[Lucky 1276]

for fox: DO A BARREL ROLL!!
for lucario: I hate Mewtwo!
just some ideas.

 

[lcampoy8]

Up taunt is Attention Duelists!!

 

[ElPadrino]

Well mine is (As Wolf):
Up: Yup you just died.
Side: O_O Mindgames!
Side: gee could u even try?
Down: No more mr nice guy (Just when I have been badly ***** by my opponent)

 

[Flamecircle]

Ltaunt: Show
Utaunt: Me
Rtaunt: Your
Dtaunt: Moves

Combo taunt!

 

[Edds]

up - good fight good night - at the end of the match when i goes slow then to the victory screen
left- time 2 try - when i am down a stock
right - where'd you go - when they die
down - whats that mean - i say this taunt with marth when he speaks Japanese

i think its "everyone look at me" its some rough translation posted on a wiki site.

 

[blazefox]

Marth's D-taunt is: Look at me I'm great!" I think. Funniest one I've seen someone use was:
"No Fat Chicks!!!!
I use: challenger aproaching? or "ZOMGZ ITS TEH LAGZ!!!
You must recover!!!
Good Game!
Last time, OK? I use this when they Self Destruct, if I SD, last match, etc.

 

[fatta1226]

Get off my SCREEN!!
YOU CAN'T WU-TANG!!
Better hit reset...
U Scared?

 

[Psymon]

"Sorry!"
"No wait!"
"Yeah don't bother...."

 

[Seventh Sword]

"This isn't Halo..."
"u sir r pervert"

>__>;

I blame my friend. I shouldn't leave him alone with my WiFi profile. Psymon, are you the same person from Wales/England? I recall a Psysomething from around here.

 

[Psymon]

Yeah, that's kinda freaky =P. Do I know you?

 

[TheGlitchMaster]

I got MISSINGNOOOOOOOOOO!
Missingno for SUMPEY
MARTHAM TEA!
PANDA SNEEZE!
Unlees you're a fan, that goes over the head.

 

[Machiavelli.CF]

"falcon Pawnch" & "tires Don Exits!"

 

[IvanDaMexican2]

mine, u dont wanna know

 

[Steck]

left: "For teh motherland" ("the" must be spelled "teh" or it does not work)
Right: Death comes for ye!
Up: Joy!
down: Show me ya moves!

 

[smash_fo_life]

left taunt: imma bite
right taunt: ur ear off

you have to press it fast tho

 

[2ndchance]

Sides: Im freakin awesome!
Down : Wow
Up: I think that-
Really though "Im freakin awesome" is just great.
those others are just additions before "Im Freakin awesome"

 

[Rapid_Assassin]

A combo taunt:

I
Fight
For my
Friends

What I have as of now:

Sweet!
Fail!
Lalalalalala
Quit!

 

[FredTHAreD]

As Kirby: Byyyyyyyyeeee! (Up Taunt)
As Anyone: C-C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!!
As Anyone: FULL OF WIN
As Anyone When Opponent has n/one life left: You=Boned

 

[pika-power]

With Links at the end of a timed match, "Goddess of time, we need more time!"

In general:

I hate tripping

I blame the dice gods

AFK, don't attack me

Finally!

WTF?!

OUCH!

Couch potato

Bloody lag

 

[Seventh Sword]

Yeah, that's kinda freaky =P. Do I know you?

Naw. I think I remember you posted it in your intro topic a while ago. Not sure 'though.

 

[blazefox]

My new left taunt is: (if they complain about a very, very small amount of lag)

Your Mom lags bad (:
then my right taunt is:

You should work on that

 

[Metal]

Keep in mind I main Lucas:

Up: Oh snap!
Down: Awesome.
Left: Seriously?
And my real Right taunt is "That's what she said." but I change it to "Swordsmen! Oh no..." when I have company.

 

[Scarlet Jile]

Up: Omelet?
Right: SOISOISOISOISOISOI
Down: RAUUGHHHHHHHHHH
Left: Hay I got a tail

 

[Darkurai]

My taunts are all song names from Urinetown: The Musical

"Don't be the bunny!"
"We're not sorry!"
"Follow your heart"
And my favorite,
"Cop Song"

 

[Fire!]

In team battle have a friend have captions during final smashes


Or just "Hiiii" with Kirby

 

[Hobs]

Call 911 cuzIraped!

 

[Kupo Rose]

Sonic
Up Taunt - alright!!!
Down Taunt - PNUT BTTR JLLY TIME
Left Taunt - TIERS R4 QUEERS
Right Taunt - Trippings My Game (from Sonic's brawl intro: Sonic the name, "speeds" my game)


When I play as Cpt. Falcon - SHOW ME YA BOOBS

 

[Zhouten]

Taunts

Wario: Too fat for you
Ganondorf: Evil Wins Again
Ganondorf: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Snake: Get outta my box

 

[kingcobra9]

with marth up - ooo.. shiny

any-made you look
any-you're too slooow
against kirby when you avoid the final smash-i'm not hungry

 

[Moozle]

Mine are more practical than funny.

Up: Lol Fail
Right: MOOOOO
Down: Teehee
Left: Hah Nice

The MOOO one comes up quite often

 

[Falcoboot]

Believe It!
Just to annoy people.
:D

 

[arch knight]

favorite taunt would have to be

IM IN YOUR TV OMG

 

[Wild ARMs]

I have a wierd sense of humor. My Brawl taunts are more like "WTF?!", than "lol".

Up: "Want fries with that?"
Left: "So's your FACE!!!"
Right: "Eat me!"
Down: "Servin' up SMILES! "

 

[ISMFOF]

i dont know the up or down or whatever things, but heres mine
ISMFOF!!!!
d:
s.m.o.s.h!
um...what?


thats all of mine :]

 

[professor mgw]

up:your not worthy!
left:where'd he go???
rightan you top that!
down:total rapeage

i more of the type to point the finger

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Et tu, Brute?

EPIC FAIL

LOL!

^_^

 

[*JuriHan*]

"Bottom Tier Scum"- use as Meta knight
"I'm going to john!"- use after being KO'd

I use both in this video to great effect:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjMDsrtgqFo&feature=channel_page

 

[DarkRyu]

Up taunt: Lol

Left taunt: That's what she said

Right taunt: Orly?

Down taunt: Nice try (use when people fail to recover)

 

[F1ZZ]

My only taunt is better luck next stock.

 

[Ikenomon]

Up Taunt: That is good.
Down Taunt: Super Saiyan!
Right taunt: Not cool!
Left Taunt: Hulk smash

I use these taunts with any character I am; I may change these over time though.