Forum Fight!!!!

[antimatter]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloverfield_monster
btw, if a parasite bites you, here are the symptoms in order
1. Nausea
2. Dizziness
3. Eyes start to bleed
4. YOUR STOMACH EXPLODES

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

As explained in the final 2 chapters of Cloverfield, the moster only feeds on negative emotions, therefore, I am immune. Now, after I took that huge leap earlier, I hopped into a chopper, flew away, and ordered the Cornel to nuke the stage (3:42-4:29). However, those who survived are zombies, but I'm too busy drinking cocoa. :D

 

[sonofthesky]

*gets up*

Im good!

*some idiot wacks me with the chair again*
WHO KEEPS DOING THAT!?

 

[aRes_fuRy]

I am sitting in the white and press a big red button... Next, all of the US's nukes go off.

 

[antimatter]

As explained in the final 2 chapters of Cloverfield, the moster only feeds on negative emotions, therefore, I am immune. Now, after I took that huge leap earlier, I hopped into a chopper, flew away, and ordered the Cornel to nuke the stage (3:42-4:29). However, those who survived are zombies, but I'm too busy drinking cocoa. :D

ahahahahaha!
it feeds off of MY negative emotions. you're all doomed! :devil:

 

[~Krystal~]

ahahahahaha!
it feeds off of MY negative emotions. you're all doomed! :devil:

We sure are. You're the biggest emo here.

 

[antimatter]

it was a joke. i have tons of friends, dont dress in black, hate that kind of music, and do not wish to die. i just dont care, because in the grand scheme of things, what's one person? i would, however, die to save another human being.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

It's a pretty boring battle from HQ, as I'm drinking my cocoa. I'm sending secret messages to special agents in the fight, pulling strings and ordering to wack others with chairs. (sonofthsky)

 

[platnum]

It's a pretty boring battle from HQ, as I'm drinking my cocoa. I'm sending secret messages to special agents in the fight, pulling strings and ordering to wack others with chairs. (sonofthsky)

*Breaks into your HQ*

Im in ur base, killin ur dudes!

*breaks into your office*

Now ur base are belong to ME!

*assasinates Tyfighter*

 

[~Krystal~]

it was a joke. i have tons of friends, dont dress in black, hate that kind of music, and do not wish to die. i just dont care, because in the grand scheme of things, what's one person? i would, however, die to save another human being.

I was joking also. I knew you would be sensitive about the subject and rush to defend your image.

Too ez lol!11!

 

[platnum]

It seems ~'s plan worked!

*presses the "launch missles at antimatter" button*

 

[sonofthesky]

I realise that the moron has done with the chair.
Stick the key in him, send out lucario, keep moving.

 

[antimatter]

I was joking also. I knew you would be sensitive about the subject and rush to defend your image.

Too ez lol!11!

you.... you lack any sort of honor in forum fight. this is not the ~Krystal~ i've fought previously.
*hits obvious imposter with omega cannon*

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

*Breaks into your HQ*

Im in ur base, killin ur dudes!

*breaks into your office*

Now ur base are belong to ME!

*assasinates Tyfighter*

The HQ was a lie!!!
No wonder you were able to break in so easily. A plastic base is what you recieve.
(congradulations, you sent plasic missles at antimatter)

Don't worry, I'm now traveling off the Atlantic Coast in a chopper, also, I have some cake.

 

[platnum]

Lol chopper


Behold, the Airfleet!


*Fleet surounds the chopper*

Fire!
*chopper is destroyed*.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Lol chopper


Behold, the Airfleet!


*Fleet surounds the chopper*

Fire!
*chopper is destroyed*.

Wait, you destroyed the lol chopper, I was in the ROFLCoptor. SOl SOl SOl SOl SOl

Snake Snaake Snaaaaaaaaake!! (how could you, you killed Snake in the chopper)

My new location is secret, by rumor has it I'm in a cave, plotting with the real Krystal.

 

[platnum]

Cave...

Gotcha!

I have Nukes instaled in EVERY cave on earth!

*Hits the button*

Mwahahahahaha...

 

[~Krystal~]

Cave...

Gotcha!

I have Nukes instaled in EVERY cave on earth!

*Hits the button*

Mwahahahahaha...

You're going to destroy the whole planet! FATHER!

 

[sonofthesky]

I climb up the building to look cool again. Realise some moron has been folowing me.
tackle him of the cliff, Dragonite picks me up, Other guy dies.

I smell cake.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I smell cake.

Drat, my cloning project has been discovered!
Who would have guessed that the clone's DNA was originally formed from cake?
See, the cake was more ressourceful than just a food source. >__>

I have Nukes instaled in EVERY cave on earth!

*Hits the button*

Mwahahahahaha...

Everyone's will be destroyed! N00000000!!1!!!ONE!!!! (this can't be the end of the game)

 

[platnum]

*escapes in my spaceship with ~s as I watch the nukes explode*

 

[sonofthesky]

I run over to the spaceship and hijack it.
Invite krystal and tyfighter.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I run over to the spaceship and hijack it.
Invite krystal and tyfighter.

Recognizes invitation, but declines. *Offers cake and gives you a map of a ninja, that secretly hits people with chais and runs away.* Instead, I'm in my.... Tyfighter, along with Darth Vadar.

Platinum still exists! Dun dun duuuuuun!!

 

[sonofthesky]

Screw plane
Abra teleports me to planet unicorn.

 

[platnum]

*whistles*



*Sees the tyfighter*


Now bahamut! AFTER THAT SHIP!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

^Oh snap, times like this I wish I was flying on the Dragoon, flying at free will.

Darth Vadar is giving me a hard time, instructing me how to fly this f***ing ship and yelling,
"Use the force, n00b!" .________.

 

[platnum]

Now bahamut, Blast him!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

"Oh no, we're doomed!"
DV: "Not if we go into hyper-speed, n00b."
"Stop calling me a n00b!"
DV: "Fine, newbie."

*Engages hyper-speed and goes at increadable speed, that I'm about to throw-up*

 

[sonofthesky]

Im watching this, from planet unicorn.

All the unicorns seem asleep and covered in red paint.

 

[platnum]

*Lands on planet unicorn*

*sees sonofthesky*

Goodbye.

*Bahamut blasts sonofthesky with megaflare*

 

[Tahuman]

*Sitting on the corner of one of the pieces of earth*


*looks for someone to kill*

 

[sonofthesky]

I get up After he has left

"Playing possum... always works."

 

[platnum]

*Lands on the chunk of earth tahuman is on*

*Sees tahuman*

soooo...*pulls out sword* Ready to die?

 

[Tahuman]

*grabs a randomly appearing gun*

"bring it!"

 

[platnum]

Very well then.

*Fires a sword blast at tahuman*

 

[antimatter]

*rips out everyones' intestines*
*eats your spleens*
*develops Venom tongue(as in the villain)*

 

[sonofthesky]

I teleport away from antimatter.

Angry Faic comes out of nowhere and screams

IMA FIRIN MA LAZUR

and A beam goes flying everywhere, causing chaos.

 

[I.T.P]

*Lands into the battlefield on a gigantic Devil bat*

YA-HA!

*pulls out M16A1 Rifle*

*takes aim at antimatter's open mouth*

 

[antimatter]

*grins*
*whips symbiotic tentacle at I.T.P.'s hand*
*takes Rifle and absorbs it*

 

[Tahuman]

*Grabs an arwing and attacks antimatter with fully powered up laser firing 60 times a second*

YAAAAAAAH!