Fortunately and Unfortunately 2

[dimensionsword64]

Last year, I made a game called Fortunately and Unfortunately. Unfortunately, it got locked. Fortunately, here I am, making a sequel. Unfortunately, people have probably forgotten the rules. Fortunately, I can explain the rules. Unfortunately, this intro is unfunny and I really should stop typing this. Fortunately, my Unfortunate self is right. Unfortunately, my Fortunate self agreed with me, which defies the rules of this game, and I should probably stop before a black hole is formed and sucks everything up.

The rules of this game are pretty straightforward. We start a story, then a poster says the next thing that happens, and it has to be a good thing. Then a poster says something bad that happens, then it goes back to good, then bad, and so on. Please try to be as original and creative as possible.

Example: Bowser is destroying the Mushroom Kingdom.
Poster 1: Fortunately, Mario is there to stop him.
Poster 2: Unfortunately, Mario fell into the bottom of a pit and died.
Poster 3: Fortunately, Link arrived to fight Bowser.
Poster 4: Unfortunately, Link left his gear in Hyrule.
Poster 5: Fortunately, Mario came back to life and gave Link a sword.
And so on.

So here's the story!
Mario, Megaman, Pac-man, Sonic, and Ryu wanted to play Monopoly, but the board broke in half.


Also, this wasn't in the previous version, but after a few pages, if people want a new story, that's fine. Just ask yours truly and thy shall receive.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I missed this game. (it's been a while since I've seen you here too Dimension. Good to see ya)

Fortunately, they have some super glue.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Thanks. :D

Unfortunately, Kirby was hungry and ate the board.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, Kirby didn't like the way it tasted and spat it back out.

 

[Substitution]

Unfortunately, the crash landing makes the site jumbled and messy.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, the group knows how to repair it.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, they got Amnesia and forgot how to repair it.

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Fortunately, Mewtwo arrives and looks into the lost parts of their memory, and thus learns how to fix it.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, Mewtwo doesn't want to fix it.

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Fortunately, Arceus descended and commanded Mewtwo to help them.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, Captain Falcon used a Master Ball to catch Arceus, and he doesn't want to help.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Fortunately, Team Galactic stole Captain Falcon's Arceus, they really want to play monopoly too

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, some random kid came up to destroy their organization, and since they were only using Geodudes and Zubats, he succeeded.

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Fortunately, the group decided to forget about fixing the site, since by now the techs fixed it on their own.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, the Monopoly board got eaten by a shark, which dissolved the board in its stomach before digesting it.

 

[Omar_25]

Fortunately, the shark was a cyborg and didn't need to worry about such a thing.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, the shark malfunctioned and blew up, destroying the board.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Fortunately, I was losing the game anyway

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, everyone else declares you the loser, since you were farthest behind.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fortunately, there's a store nearby with a board game section, and it's full of monopoly boards as well.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Unfortunately, they don't have any Monopoly boards

 

[Omar_25]

Fortunately there's some off brand monopoly game that's similar enough to be monopoly.

 

[Frizz]

Unfortunately, the off brand monopoly game is far too expensive to be bought.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Fortunately, I don't feel like playing Monopoly anymore

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, everyone else does and they force you to play with them.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Fortunately, I have my car, so I can leave right now

 

[CptJPuff]

Unfortunately, the streets have heavy traffic that takes hours to get through.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Fortunately, I have illegal cop sirens in my car to get through that traffic

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately, they tie you up next to the Monopoly board so you can't leave.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Fortunately, that also means I can't play, since my arms are tied up too

 

[AEFrazzleCandy]

Unfortunately, the ropes that tie you up are made out of animal crackers, and I eat them.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Fortunately, you freed me

 

[AEFrazzleCandy]

Unfortunately, your hair is covered with animal crackers, and I eat your hair.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Fortunately, you're an animal cracker too, so you eat yourself

 

[AEFrazzleCandy]

Unfortunately, Mario pressed his clumsy butt on the CLONE button, and suddenly there are non-animal cracker duplicates of me.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately, I ate all those crackers.

 

[AEFrazzleCandy]

Unfortunately...ICE CREAM BIGLEY!

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately he melted in this summer heat.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Unfortunately the power of the Dragon Balls bring him back to life.

 

[Kneutronic]

Fortunately I eat him.