Ok so
what are y’all’s non-Smash predictions for E3?
ill do mine, more focused on Nintendo than others
Xbox:
Uhhhh Tales of Arise? Idk what else
Sony:
FFVIIR Integrade and/or Part 2
again idk what else I forgot they’re not there this year
Nintendo:
CP10 and possibly CP11. IF they announced more DLC or even an Ultimate Encore it would be here as well
More Splatoon 3 info
BOTW2 at last
Bayonetta 3 at last
Something Mario related
Something Kirby related
The triumphant return of F-Zero... I WISH at least
FE4 remake?
More D/P remake info as well as Legends and Unite
N64 and/or GC NSO
XENOBLADE CHRONICLES X DEFINITIVE EDITION PLEASE I BEG YOU NINTENDO AND MONOLITH
PROJECT X ZONE 3/A PXZ SUCCESSOR WITH MORE SMASH-APPEARING CHARACTERS I ALSO PLEAD OF YOU NAMCO AND MONOLITH
and last but certainly not least... THE SUPER SWITCH BABY NO I AM STILL NOT CALLING IT SWITCH “PRO”
...and still no Metroid Prime 4, bye
Non-Smash E3 Predictions?
Xbox:
Uhhhh Halo's still coming. There might be some other third party stuff there too, not exclusive to Xbox. Dragon Ball something will far and away be the most exciting thing.
Sony: THEY AIN'T EVEN THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nintendo:
BotW2 info, including a title reveal: "
The Legend of Zelda: Zelda Takes Up Boxing While Link Drinks Some Coffee"
A new Metroid that ISN'T Metroid Prime 4: "
Metroid: Samus Gives Up Bounty Hunting and Just Decides to Go to Burger King". For a limited time, it comes with a Burger King coupon so that you too can go to Burger King!
Pokemon Shining Pearl news:
Now Featuring Quantum Palkia and Quantum Dialga! Oh, post-game? You want post-game? Uhhhhhhhhh how about a petting mini-game instead? YOU CAN EVEN CONNECT POKEMON GO! POKEMON GO IS A SPINOFF AND TOTALLY NOT BECOMING THE MARQUEE PRODUCT TRUST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Also we rammed Charizard in there somewhere.
Pokemon Legends Arceus news:
Trainers have more actions than before, including getting into bare knuckle fist fights with each other while their Pokemon battle.... still runs like trash though.
Brand new 3D Kirby game:
Kirby vs The World! Kirby becomes a terrorist and inhales EVERYTHING, now with a Mario 3D World style 3D Camera! King Dedede and Meta Knight try to stop him, but he just won't stop. What will we do? Ft. music by Cheap Trick.
Brand new 3D Donkey Kong game:
Donkey Kong Watches Helplessly but Secretly Enjoys it While Pauline and Candy Kong Get in a Fight!
It ends with Donkey Kong dying. Yep. Donkey Kong dies, he's face down in the snow with his arms stretched forward. Dead. Some kids and their family come out and cry. The dad cries so loudly at Donkey Kong's dead body that the wife makes him and the kids go back inside. Andrea Bocelli and Celine Dion pop out of the snow and sing a very long and dramatic song to send Donkey Kong into the afterlife.
ANOTHER Brand new 3D Donkey Kong game!
Funky Kong Shoots Everything! A 3rd person shooter where Funky Kong shoots everything with fruit guns, popping in and out of mine carts and hanging off of a ladder dangling from his plane, surfing on the waves, all while shooting constantly. He eventually falls down a hole and gets in a fight with the devil. Funky Kong kills the devil and then raps about it.
The sudden return of
Earthbound! It's the same game you played before, now in a limited edition box for Switch. Buy it now, Nintendo quits selling it in like a couple months.
The Town With No Name is coming to Switch! Be excited! Don't forget to stomp on the spider and shoot the kid at the beginning before riding off into space on a train! NOBODY calls you "Shane"!
A brand new IP:
BUZZSAW CARNIVAL! A brand new Nintendo IP starring a clown with a chainsaw for a nose who can either build or destroy an amusement park, sort of a Nintendo take on Roller Coaster Tycoon. The clown is in Smash Bros as well, he's fighter 10. No name, just "The Clown". Say something nice about him.
SOULCALIBUR VI COMES TO SWITCH, WITH AN EXCLUSIVE CHARACTER: WALUIGI WITH A GOLF CLUB!
Nintendo and Koei Tecmo are teaming up!
Dead or Alive 7, only for Nintendo Switch! Also Dead or Alive Dimensions is getting remade for Switch as Dead or Alive Dimensions HD! That's right! Nintendo's moneyhattin Dead or Alive now! Nintendo and Koei are besties now! Dead or Alive 7 features Zero Suit Samus and Ayumi Tachibana as guest fighters!
Nintendo also decides to make a new Ikkitousen game!
Ikkitousen: Fist Fight! Only for Nintendo Switch. They will spend an amazing amount of time talking about this brand new 3D fighter based on the Ikkitousen manga and anime, and you WILL like it!
Nintendo winds things down to a close with
Banjo-Kazooie: Drinking Habits ft Robert Redford! Somehow Nintendo got both Robert Redford AND Banjo-Kazooie in one game! Banjo and Kazooie go to the bar and drink a TON of beer in the hopes of ultimately facing Robert Redford in a drinking contest. You waited years for this.
BUT ONE MORE THING!
TIN STAR UNLOADED! A brand new Tin Star game where the robot cowboy man thing just shoots EVERYTHING and slaps women while swearing! It's been rebooted into an M-Rated Nintendo game where everything looks urine-yellow and brown.
