DeepSoCal Presents: Tour de Rapesies - Deepsocal vs So. Cal

[StuperDuperMan]

No more johns ladies and gentleman. All those times you could have came and gotten a Deep So Cal special are over! Presenting....

Tour de Rapesies

That's right! Get your DeepSoCal ownage + training. DeepSoCal challenges So.cal. to a 20 stock real crew battle, money matches! It's worth it, you might win some money, it'll be recorded, and you get some of the latest most advanced smash training technology courtesy of your local best crew in socal! ahaha. yes its true, as of recently, DeepSoCal established this, with our good friends in Palmdale in a close second, and then of course Superfriends in a pathetic last.

So sign up now! Supplies are... infinite, there is no end to the rap3! Just post your area, and who will show up, and the date that you wanna play!

Some people ask, what is this LEGENDARY DeepSoCal!

Let the story begin....

It all started with a BLACK man... named TREVYN. He was too good with Link, and trained a noob samus and peach into unstoppable rapists. Then along came an asian man in a strange twist of events, and he began to beat the samus around with a big stick. He was called Mike Y!!! Then a lonely noob, unwanted by the rest of so cal due to his obscure fox style came into shelter with us. His name... was Champ!!! BANKAI OY YEAH!

And lastly... the gayest of the gays... begging for our penii, and instead we offered him his slot in the crew... after the departure of our beloved token negro Link player, we allowed the one and only Knives aka SocalsGayest aka Alan into the crew...

Presenting DEEPSOCAL!

Samus: Azeem
Marth: Mike Y
Peach: Edrees
Fox: Champ
Fox: Knives

There it is kiddies! =p

 

[nublet06]

lol you guys are too good. we should set up something for us to go over there....or you guys out here. palmdale is very nice this time ove year

we are prolly gonna be at the bi weekly as well, so i hope to see you guys there.

 

[PandaX]

That mike y kid is pretty good, but I heard Azeem sucks golf balls through a hose.

What about me with 20 stock vs deep socal? I'll be so kind to let you guys in my home too

 

[Knivez]

i like men.

 

[HugS]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

I'm glad Deep Socal beat Palmdale...

I'm glad because we have beaten Deep Socal's *** a total of like 10 times in a row without ever losing once to them...

So now... we have INDIRECTLY beaten Palmdale as well.

I guess Deep Socal better make their first stop in the San Fernando Valley so that we can train them up before they get to the rest of Socal.

 

[DEHF]

ok what is considered deep so cal and when is this I want to get in this

 

[Charoo]

who's superfriends?

This should be fun. Especially with the break and everything. Alan have special powers too! Like passing out love to everybody

 

[HugS]

Champ...

We are the Superfriends...you know, the same crew that beat Deep socal like 3 times without having to use their last man.

You know...the same crew that beat deep socal even when they had Rob $ play on their team.

The same superfriends that were the only crew to beat the Elite 5 in socal, the same ones that have only lost 1 crew battle (oc2) since the beginning of 06.

You know, those Superfriends.

 

[StuperDuperMan]

Response to what is Deepsocal in the first post... all rights reserved, dont make any movies about this without our consent please

 

[DAHKTERem]

LOL U had to use all ur players the last time we crew battled, even with DSF on in ur crew

And we only lost by 2 stocks, meaning we will win the next time we play

We have a special plan: Rapesies

I'll be ready for Wolfy

And alan likes guys

And I would also like to say that Shares in Deep Socal Corporation are split evenly 20% between each memeber. So no johns azeem.

Edit; and i just read the part about Deep Socal being founded by a Black guy. LOL too funny. <3 Trevyn

 

[nealdt]

I like that Alan likes guys.

And LOL @ how fast this thread grew.

 

[EdreesesPieces]

Hugo - Then why do they need to recruit DSF in tournament crew battles so many times Bwuhaha

 

[Charoo]

me neal and alan was in the same room once ... alone ... things happens ... >_<

 

[DEHF]

Me and my friend need a crew and are willing to join someone's crew if anyone would take us we live in the 818 area

 

[nealdt]

Deep Socal needs your help, DEHF. Just as long as you like men.

 

[Zivilyn Bane]

I once did a crew battle with Azeem on my team. Most of the teams didn't get past just him. Also at the end, we were against DSFs crew. It was like DSF, Nemar Pott, and AznCheffi. They wanted us to just forfeit cause they though we would lose. Then we won.

Knives is gay now? When'd this happen? I think it's a result of how he holds his controller....

 

[joejoe22802]

Sry but deepsocal and palmdale and superfriends prob arent interested
You could always play my crew we **** even harder lol jpjp but we got corky romano SERIOUSLY!!

 

[HugS]

LoL no johns Deep socal

We recruit DSF because we have only THREE superfriends at these tournaments so we need ringers. It's pretty simple. Aren't you guys the smartest crew in socal, i thought u'd be able to figure that out

Ok so on the last crew battle, DSF took only 5 stocks, take dsf away and add Omar and look, you have the same amount of ****, unless Omar were to take only 3 stocks, which is very unlikely.

Yeah, so the moral of the story is, No Johns Deep socal. It's all in the results

 

[bRoWn6614]

Who is men? Do u mean men as in males? or men as a ssbm player?

 

[Dodger]

And the first Socal locale to get Deep Socal training is Irvine, specifically UCI, right Azeem?


Oh yeah:

Knives is gay now? When'd this happen? I think it's a result of how he holds his controller....

Agreed! :-D

 

[nealdt]

Men is men. As in male, ape, beefcake, boy, bruiser, buck, bull, chap, dude, father, fellow, gent, gentleman, guy, he, he-man, hunk, jock, john, macho man, papa, stud, tiger, tom, wolf.

As in, men.

 

[PandaX]

Knives isn't gay, he just likes men.

I'd say something nice about his girlfriend, but I'd be afraid he'd hurt me in a naughty way

 

[EdreesesPieces]

That was crazy Neal! Thesauraus.com?

 

[nealdt]

Too good .

 

[Knivez]

u guys are funny tee-hee!~
and neal, i do like wolf very much!

 

[DAHKTERem]

I promised to keep this a secret, but driving back from Panda3, Knivez confessed to Champ. But teaming up together, it wasn't really that much of a surprise to anyone in the car. Panda continued to pretend that he could understand english, Edrees was thinking about how he could break Champ and Knivez up, and I was thinking about drugs. mmmmm, drugs

Anyways, I will be throwing both of their bachelor parties once one of them proposes to the other It'll be kinda hard, cuz I have to book a bunch of male dancers for Knivez, and I have to rent a bunch of video games and fry Chicken for Champ. So any help will be appreciated.

Oh sh*t, Azeem likes Edrees, and Edrees likes knivez, and Knivez likes Champ? It's a Love Square if Champ starts liking Azeem.

In case ur wondering, I will act as the director for this whole fiasco.

 

[Knivez]

we need the black man trevyn cause i heard from mike that hes huge.

 

[petoo0]

LOL omg this thread became.......gay. LOL jk <3. you guys should come down t Palmdale before I leave for Berkeley on Jan. 13th. <3.

 

[Arash]

superfriends minus omar did beat elite 5 minus ken in an epic crew battle 2 years ago or something like that

although the OC2 staff is where it's at

 

[HugS]

superfriends minus omar did beat elite 5 minus ken in an epic crew battle 2 years ago or something like that

although the OC2 staff is where it's at

Yeah that's true.

It's also true that we beat the elite 5 consisting of Ken/Arash/Mana/Tavo when we used Me/Gabe/Wolf/Omar at the biweekly crew tournament. Remember? We came back from losers to win it all.

****, socal seems to forget results far too quickly.

 

[Arash]

but you gabe wolf and omar are too good

although usually wolf never gets to play crews anyway, so he might be a little rusty

 

[sephirothken]

Yeah that's true.

It's also true that we beat the elite 5 consisting of Ken/Arash/Mana/Tavo when we used Me/Gabe/Wolf/Omar at the biweekly crew tournament. Remember? We came back from losers to win it all.

****, socal seems to forget results far too quickly.

no it was a 3v3, arash wasn't there

it was me, mana tavo vs gave you and wolf

it came down to 4v4 stocks, gus vs wolf and wolf managed to pull it off....... >_<
and gabe kicked my butt with his crazy yoshi

anyways Elite 5 has been dead since early 2006

 

[The GERM]

LoL no johns Deep socal

We recruit DSF because we have only THREE superfriends at these tournaments so we need ringers

DSF is Norcal now pinche. God, You Mexicans always gotta be stealin' stuff HAHAHA, Fo realz doe, next time we go down there, It'll be DBR vs. Superfriends. We'll try to get everyone down this time. Clod and Miguel don't play any more so DBR has made a few changes. It's now just Me, Zel, Bob$, DSF, Hella, King, and SS has just recently joined right before NCT2. So we'll choose 5 players to go up against You, Omar, Gabe, Wolf, and Inks. After that, we'll do Norcal vs. Socal again, round 2. I guess you can borrow Alex for this one, and hopefully Lunin, Falcomist, and Isai come down so we can have a good ol' fashioned 10v10. Norcal is due for a roadtrip anyway, so we'll do the **** thing asap, we know you dirty socal *******s don't like coming up here much, but I guess it's our turn since most you guys did come up for NCT2.

 

[Ultra Luigi]

So Deepsocal, are you guys willing to drive up to the 805?

Yeah Ken, I remember that crew battle.

and wtf happened to this place lol.

Edit: Germ, you need to change your banner then, it's confusing to have people on there that don't play anymore. SS wow, that's too good.

 

[StuperDuperMan]

GERM wants superfriends but none of DeepSoCal huh? hahaha. raaaaaaaaaaaaaape =( lol

 

[MorbTheLuigi]

This sounds pretty interesting... maybe 8-Bit can team up with the SuperFrieds eh

 

[emerican]

how old are the results?

i think my man creepy fingers said it best.... ****** known for what they done, we known for what we DO... *****

 

[ThomaSexy]

Is it just 1 person vs. the whole crew with the same stock? Or is it a crew vs. crew thing? And how much? I'll pay. I'll do both Zelda and Peach.

 

[ThomaSexy]

Okay!!! I made banners to advertise these crew battles:

VS

 

[Knivez]

wow.....
nice