Dear Dairy

[Dr. Albert W. Wily]

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Mega Man got through my fortress again today. I never would have guessed that he could beat my eight robots that have a clear weakness and attacking pattering and take their weapons that they give Mega Man after he kills them. I also couldn't believe he could get through my castle using those weapons and take the power ups and extra lives inside (which are clearly made for him; he will never notice that). Luckily, instead of having me executed for mass human atrocities, he believed that I had Dr. Wily with me when the robot was a fake.

I think Ted is going to leave me for Inspector Gadget.

Tomorrow, I am going to get to work on my newest eight robots. Here's the next robot masters I will design to kill Mega Man:

Ray Man
Egg Man
He Man
Ice Cream Man
Super Man
Fire Man
Bat Man
Repair Man

 

[Clownbot]

This blog is great and you should feel great.

Remember me, Wily?

EDIT: lol, the title says "Dear Dairy.

 

[9Kplus1]

Dear diary,

Megaman's better than Samus in every way possible.

Get *****

 

[Dr. Albert W. Wily]

This blog is great and you should feel great.

Remember me, Wily?

EDIT: lol, the title says "Dear Dairy.

CLOWN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!



(and Samus is my daughter-in-law)

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Dear Dairy,

I love eating you, especially the ice cream and the milk. Cheese tastes good with apples. Mmmmm Cows.

 

[Dr. Albert W. Wily]

Dear Dairy,

I love eating you, especially the ice cream and the milk. Cheese tastes good with apples. Mmmmm Cows.

Who would eat a dairy? o_O

Maybe the cows in it.

 

[Clownbot]

Uh...

You know the correct spelling of Diary, don't you?

Also, I can't guess who you are; you disabled Visitor Messages.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Uh...

You know the correct spelling of Diary, don't you?

Yeah I don't think he gets it...

 

[Dr. Albert W. Wily]

I misspelled that on purpose.

Haven't you read "Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Biography"?

 

[Clownbot]

I have, but it's been a while. Refresh my memory?

Also, check my User Profile.

 

[Dr. Albert W. Wily]

He would write "Dear Dairy" instead of "Dear Diary" so that his comrades at Valorous Farms Dairy would understand the hidden message, not his enemies.

 

[Phantomwake]

Repair

Man Man Man Man Man Man Man

 

[demonictoonlink]

This blog was too full of lulz to be contained into itself. It needs a sequel within the month. ^^

 

[2.72]

(and Samus is my daughter-in-law)

But... does this mean that Samus is married? Please, someone, say that it isn't so.

Maybe I can get her to get a divorce.

 

[POKE40]

I misspelled that on purpose.

Haven't you read "Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Biography"?

<3

I remember those books.

 

[Kholdstare]

You forgot Virgin Man, Wily...

oh wait, that's the final boss in Mega Man 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, and 9.

 

[Clownbot]

@Phantomwake: The first few seasons of All That = win. Too bad the series went to **** and got cancelled.

Yes, this blog should become a series.

EDIT: LOL@Khold's comment.

 

[Kholdstare]

@Phantomwake: The first few seasons of All That = win. Too bad the series went to **** and got cancelled.

Yes, this blog should become a series.

EDIT: LOL@Khold's comment.

I loved that show, and I vote for this blog to have a sequel.

 

[Jim Morrison]

I could not defeat Airman D:

 

[Heartz♥]

This blog is fictional.

 

[Kholdstare]

This blog is fictional.

No, I'm pretty sure that this is Dr. Wily's actual blog and he is making those RMs.

Probably.

 

[Heartz♥]

No, I'm pretty sure that this is Dr. Wily's actual blog and he is making those RMs.

Probably.

Can't be. The real Dr. Wily went insane years ago.


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