Create a slogan/saying for your main!

[-Kiros-]

Do as the title says. I'll try to stay on top of this thread and put the best of each page. I've also got a saying for Samus... let's see if anyone gets it.

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[swypa101]

Fox: the mighty fox, owns people that hide in a box

 

[Bowser King]

Fox: the mighty fox, owns people that hide in a box

Haha that made me lol

 

[Negi-Kun]

Dedede: What he lacks in speed he makes up for in sexiness.

 

[FAILchion-]

Capt. Falcon- manliest bottom tier character you'll ever know.

 

[tirkaro]

Pikachu- I got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE THUNDER SPAM.

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

Dedede: What he lacks in speed he makes up for in sexiness.

Mario:
1) He'll whoop your *** with a squirt gun.
2) Pwning Sonic since 1991.
3) The Italion Stallion.


meh...I tried

 

[redgreenblue]

hands off my bread

 

[The Dinkoman]

hands off my bread

lol

Kirby: he has one heck of a stomach.

 

[x9whitey9x]

Lucas: I PK LOVE you.
wow.. That's really lame. Sorry.

 

[Collective of Bears]

Wario: Don't take him lightly. He doesn't suck: HE STINKS.

(Stink referring to farts, of course.)

 

[Youko]

Captain Falcon - When a PAWNCH defines who you are.

 

[1337-Zero]

Random Button: He's quite an enigma, although he is square. A friend of the puzzled, a foe of the decisive.
A pro on the ground, a pro in the air.

 

[XACE-K]

I fight for my friends.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

King dedede: He can clobbah dat dere kirbeh anytime!

Lucario: He's got a lazah and he's not afraid to use it (FS)

Can't think of anything for TL..

 

[AgentJGV]

Ganondorf - We are Power.
Meta-knight - We are Speed.
Lucario - We are Mind.
"We are puppets for the Master."

sorry I wanted a serious one in there.

 

[gorgon.]

Olimar: Now with 100% more tether.

Bowser: I don't care that I suck.

I don't main Luigi anymore...

I'm not in a good mood...

 

[DKKountry]

Crazy like a Fox!


(The commercial I stole this from might be local, I don't know.)

 

[Sean²]

He could let you do that. But he's not going to.

 

[Collective of Bears]

Wolf: He can't let you do that, Smash Boards.

 

[OmegaXXII]

Bowser: if you call him slow, he will give you one heck of a flame for it

 

[PCHU]

Marth: The kind of guy to say SHIZUKA NI! and slice you in half.
Ike: He fights for his friends, and you aren't one of them.
Lucas: You'll be PK PWN'd when you least expect it.
Ness: The Flash that kills.
Sonic: You're never smart by his judgment.
Fox: The Kitsune of Usmash Death.
Falco: He's not a piece of cake, but hands off his bread anyway.
Wolf: He will be the one to take you down, sideways, and up.
Lucario: Behold...the Aura PWNage from a dog with shorts.
Toon Link: The one Toon that ISN'T 2-D.
Link: Even HE can't understand himself.
Captain Falcon: Show him your moves all you want, he will still ask you again.

 

[Hypnotoad]

Yoshi - The Rodney Dangerfield of smashbords, he gets no respect

 

[Killress]

Fox: the mighty fox, owns people that hide in a box

 

[WolfCypher]

Pit - "NiGHTS gets a sequel before Kid Icarus?! COME ON!"
Lucario - "The Aura is strong in young Luke"
Wolf - "The Dingo Ate Your Baby!"
Meta Knight - "If he ain't broken... ... ... ... ...well, I'll see ya later."

 

[the_Capt_Falcon_Master]

i've got a couple

captain falcon: you want some falcon with that punch?

Diddy: Watch out or he'll shoot his nuts at you

R.O.B.: when accesories attack

G&W: back in black

Peach: the dealiest of all fruit

Mario or Luigi; more dangerous then the mafia

Sonic: your still to slow

Nana: more manly then marth

 

[PDawgy]

Snake: Fist, heart and ass of steel

 

[MetaRidleyX]

R.O.B: you've just been R.O.B'd!

Random: fear the wrath of the almighty question mark and his final smash, exclamation point!

Snake(while throwing grenades): nades nades nades

MK: bite me

 

[jakeadactyl]

diddy: i'm not wearing pants so that my genitalia is exposed!

and that's the real reason i main diddy, and also why i play smash with my genitalia exposed whenever my mom isn't home

 

[xMiMix]

Ike: I spike for my friends

 

[dguy6789]

Cocky much? Sounds like someone hasn't had their daily bowl of Lucarios.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Brunettes do it better.

*many facepalms ensue*

 

[Brandon72196]

TL: Im so good, even the TP Zelda cheers for me. (stolen from a teeshirt lulz).

 

[Darkurai]

Well, he's not my main...but...

Our Captain,
Who art in Port Town,
helmeted be Thy face;
Thy punches come,
Thy kicks be done
in Mute City as it is in heaven.
Show us this day our daily moves;
and forgive us our inability to use you well,
as we forgive those who falcon punch against us,
and lead us not into last place,
but deliver us from Black Shadow.
In the name of the Blue Falcon, the White Cat, and the Golden Fox,

Amen.

 

[Iron Thorn]

^ Ain't funny, man. But I'll let it slide because this is a cool thread and I don't want it locked.

 

[Yaya]

Pokemon Trainer: It's Super Effective!

 

[SirKibble]

Not all these are mains, mind you...


Meta Knight: "If you can't beat 'em... Join us!"
Snake: "Real men hide in boxes."
Wolf: "When the first two Landmasters just aren't enough."
Jigglypuff: "Three Smash Bros. games and still everyone hates me..."
Captain Falcon: "The new and improved... Falcon... NERF'd..."

And Zamus can just have the Nike slogan...

 

[SirKibble]

-- EDIT: Don't know why it double posted... Sorry... --

 

[Greenstreet]

Lucas: I'd hit u so hard u'd fly back to mother 2

 

[Greenstreet]

and yes i know that was incredibly lame and not funny.