Corrupt-a-wish!

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Granted, but you're a really, really bad ninja.

I wish I had a wish.

 

[Lord Dio]

Granted, but you can only use the wish on the last thing you wished for, thus you can only use the wish to wish for a wish, then use that one to wish for a wish, and so on.

I wish I could warp reality to my will.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, you accidentally warp your family out of existence.

I wish I chose when I did and when I didn't fall asleep.

 

[Lord Dio]

Granted, you instead choose to never be able to sleep again.

I wish Avdol, Iggy, and Kakyoin hadn't died in the final parts of Stardust Crusaders.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, they died in the first parts instead.

I wish I was a master mace user.

 

[Lord Dio]

Granted, but everyone you fight is superior in skill with their weapons and they beat you down in a fight.

I wish I had a pet Komodo Dragon.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but it runs away.

I wish all of my past mistakes would be fixed.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Granted, but everything you do becomes a mistake.

I wish that Pokemon Sun and Moon were out.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, but everything you do becomes a mistake.

I wish that Pokemon Sun and Moon were out.

Granted, but they're even worse than X and Y.

I wish that I didn't need to wash my hair every day.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, you have to wash it every night, and you lose sleep.

I wish it only took three days to create a fighting game character.

 

[Frizz]

Granted, but they're incredibly glitchy.

I wish Kris/Chris from FE12 was in Smash Bros.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted. They are hated for being blue haired, a swordsman, another avatar, and another FE character. Poor Kris...

I wish Ike had a Lord alt.

 

[Lord Dio]

Granted, but for some reason the design gets messed up and it now looks like an Ike version of Shulk's beach boy alt.

I wish the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure games were playable on Nintendo consoles.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, it's a porting disaster.

I wish my avatar was in Smash.

Granted, but for some reason the design gets messed up and it now looks like an Ike version of Shulk's beach boy alt.

How would that even be possible?

 

[Lord Dio]

Granted, they have high endlag, bad mobility, small hitboxes, and an annoying taunt.

I wish there was a dungeons and dragons game on ds.
Also I have no clue how it'd be possible, but I'd pay to see it.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but it is nothing like the actual game.

I wish 82% of all females had hair that reached their hips.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, it's impossible for them to take care of it, so they get it cut.

I wish I was even more beautiful than I already am.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, you're -75% more beautiful. Meaning, you're less beautiful.

I wish Metagross, Chimecho, Exeggutor, Lunala, and Jynx weren't Psychic-types anymore.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted. Unfortunately, it doesn't work on Chimecho, since Psychic is its only type.

I wish I actually had motivation to exercise.

 

[Lord Dio]

Granted, but you procrastinate exercising regardless.

I wish people weren't so judgmental sometimes.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, they're judgmental all the time.

I wish I could easily come with backstories for characters.

 

[Lord Dio]

Granted, but you can't come up with good plotlines and have difficulty expressing the emotions characters are feeling.

I wish I had a TARDIS

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but Bill and Ted take it, go back in time, and give Doctor Who his phone booth back.

I wish Victorious was still making episodes.

 

[Iceweasel]

Granted, but they're even more terrible than they were when the show was in its first run.

I wish that anime could have good subs again. Fansubs are hard to find these days, and most of the ones that are left are obviously inaccurate, even to someone whose Japanese is as weak as mine. The official subs are even worse, not even making an attempt at staying true to the source material and may as well just be the dub scripts displayed over the version of the episode with the Japanese audio track. Oh, and the official subs even censor the animation sometimes. Great! 4kids is dead, long live 4kids!

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but ironically, the subs can only be viewed in Japan.

I wish I had more time to watch anime.

 

[Frizz]

Granted. You get 1 nanosecond extra.

I wish Ash didn't lose in the Kalos League.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, he never wins again.

I wish I could shapeshift into whatever I wanted, no exceptions, and I could turn back to normal at anytime I wanted with no defects.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but you shapeshift into cheese and crackers, and a fat guy comes and eats you.

I wish I could control souls.

 

[Frizz]

Granted, but you can only control a soul for 1 Planck time per year.

I wish I could get anything that I wanted without working for it.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but since you didn't actually work, everything you get is of poor quality.

I wish there was a Disney vs. Capcom.

 

[ZeusLink]

Granted, but it has horrid graphics and negative reviews.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted. Your possessions, friends, and family fade away, leaving you with nothing.

I wish there were 1000000000000 Pokémon types.

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but all of them are carbon copies of existing types.

I wish for more arms.

 

[ZeusLink]

Granted, but you end up a social outcast.

I wish for no consequences when wishing for a motorcycle!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Granted, you get a broken mess of a motorcycle. It's not a consequence when it came like that.

I wish I could jump really high.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you have no control over how high you can jump, and have more than enough potential to go above and escape Earth's atmosphere.

I wish for a Twilight Sparkle plushie.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Granted, but it's gen 1 Twilight Sparkle.

I wish the Leaning Tower of Pisa was actually made of pizza.

 

[ZeusLink]

Granted, but everyone eats it before you notice/attracts birds.

I wish for world peace. Nothing can go wrong there right?

 

[Kneutronic]

Granted, but peace and non-violence is now a custom. Aliens come and take over, and we aren't able to fight back.

I wish aliens are confirmed to exist.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. They are confirmed when a massive invasion occurs over night and destroy the planet.

I wish to uncorrupt other wishes.