Corrupt-a-wish!

[Luco]

Granted, all water creatures die, ecosystems get destroyed, crops die, we lose meat and vegetable intakes and die out as a species.

I wish i could fly!

 

[Frostwraith]

Granted, you get too close to the sun and... what?

Spoiler

Expecting burnt wings? Too bad, Waluigi time!

I wish to have supernatural powers.

 

[SpinDoctor]

Granted, but, you'll never believe this, you're taken away for Government Tests!!!!!!!!


I wish for ice powers.

 

[Frostwraith]

Granted, but you misuse the powers and freeze to death.

I wish to be a ninja.

 

[SpinDoctor]

Granted. First, you must go through training.


I wish for nothing.

 

[Luco]

Granted, you dissolve because 'nothing' could actually refer to the corrosive 'nothing' found in Garth Nix' books, 'the keys to the kingdom' series.

I wish Apex went on for a longer time.

EDIT: That's not an innuendo!!!

 

[SpinDoctor]

(What's not?)



Granted,but you never get to see the end.



I wish the Nostalgia Critic didn't think Lion King was overrated.Or hate it.

 

[Luco]

Granted. He hates everything else.

Apex is another word for climax. Now take that out of context. If you don't see it now, it's not worth explaining. It's not worth going in to it haha.

I wish Mew2King/ZeRo/Nairo would get beaten by a Lucas main.

 

[SpinDoctor]

Iseewhatyoudidthere.


Granted,but he's considered overrated and still doesn't make top tier (which is kinda stupid...)

I wish NC didn't compare all the Disney movies to Beauty and the Beast and Toy Story.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted but he compares them to Aladdin, Peter Pan and The Little Mermaid.

I wish I had a Blueray

 

[SpinDoctor]

Granted, but you can only watch Shrek 3. Poor guy.



I wish to watch Dinosaur.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted his name is barney and he wants a really really big hug

i wish there was a gen of pokemon on wii/wiiU

 

[SpinDoctor]

Granted. Pokepark gen 2!

I wish to wish a wish.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you will wish for an aquarium to crash through your ceiling, landing on your computer.

I wish that were so.

EDIT: Yeah? Well **** you too, Angelfire.

 

[Zombie Baki]

granted, but it's so (insert random image here) that EVERYONE DIES.


The end.


i wish for Animaniacs!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but since everyone died with my previous wish, you don't get to see them. You know, 'cause you died too.

I wish for everyone to come back to life.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but everyone goes after you for killing them off

I wish there was water/fire type in gen VI

 

[pokemongeof]

Granted, but then it mutated and split into 2 starter types, one water and fire.

I wish people apprecitaed Dawn and Luigi (in Melee) more

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Granted, Dawn and Luigi have both been erased from Meele.
Now people will appreciate them now that they're gone.


... I still with I had an oran berry

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but my Semisear is incinerate

i wish there was a portal to Equestria

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's in the toilet.

I wish I'd never have to look for lost items again. AKA I wish I couldn't lose things.

 

[pawndidater2]

granted. all of your thing2 are on a 2helf you cant reach

ii wii2h ii had more tiime on my hand2.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Granted, your hands are now clocks.

I wish I finally got my oran berry

 

[Frostwraith]

Granted, but it's burn to a crisp

Spoiler

by my Chandelure =P

.

I wish for immortality.

 

[pawndidater2]

granted, no twii2t nece22ary. you get two watch your friiend2 and famiily grow old and diie wiithout you. you wiill liive through the de2tructiion of the earth, a22umiing you havent been abducted by aliien2 that want two dii2ect you two fiind out how your iimmortaliity work2, which you wiill al2o live through. you wiill go iin2ane, then 2ane agaiin iin a viiciious never endiing cycle.

i wii2h for there two be no twii2t two thii2 wi2h

 

[Muhti]

Granted, Dawn and Luigi have both been erased from Meele.
Now people will appreciate them now that they're gone.

Im going to murder you while you're asleep...

Wish granted, you can now use proper grammar.

I wish for Istanbul to win as the city to host the 2020 Olympiad.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but then it gets postponed FORRRRREVERRRRR (in Pinkie Pie's voice)

i wish that i could stop time

 

[pawndidater2]

alriight but you have two fiind the 2pell iin the 2tar2wiirl the bearded wiing

ii wii2h for the niile

 

[Claire Diviner]

Granted, but it's bone dry.

I wish for $1,794,903,642,858,371 ,479,115,963,940,152,845.04

 

[LadyFreyaDavram]

That you will lose it all to some freak over due debt.

I wish for rainbows everyday to brighten up my day.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted rainbow dash makes the rainbows with her sonic rainboom and scares all the animals (with the explosion)

I wish i could fly

 

[pawndidater2]

granted but you wiill become an iin2ufferable and 2narky p2ychopath

i wii2h for all the government2 two collap2e siimultaneou2ly

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but without law crime is in abundance

I wish i could hug a pony from MLP:FiM

 

[LadyFreyaDavram]

Granted that it will kick you when you try to hug it.

I wish I could be drawn into anime.

 

[Segastorm]

granted, but you're drawn badly to the point where it's unrecognizable

I wish I had more wishes

 

[LadyFreyaDavram]

Granted, but each wish will get worst then the last.

I wish I was married to Leonardo DeCaprio xD

 

[Frostwraith]

Granted, but such marriage is soon followed by a divorce in less than a year.

I wish to dominate the entire world...

 

[LadyFreyaDavram]

Granted, the world you will dominate is a snow glob.

I wish Batman was my secret lover.

 

[Claire Diviner]

Granted, but he's actually half man, half bat; not a man in a bat costume.

I wish I had the metabolism of The Flash.

 

[pawndidater2]

granted but without law crime is in abundance

wiithout law there ii2 no criime

granted but you have two 2pend mo2t of your tiime eatiing 2o you dont iimplode

ii wii2h for iinfiiniite ma2ter ball2