Character hate thread... (unload character hate spam here)

[rPSIvysaur]

I figured that to avoid hate spam in other threads, we might as well make a thread to unload our hate... other spam is also welcome

If any moderators don't approve, just lock this

 

[CRASHiC]

Or you could just try learning the matchup.

 

[orange/xd]

I
Hate
Peach

 

[rPSIvysaur]

Marth can go cram it the cram whole

 

[Tokaio]

I cannot stand Diddy and his freaking 'nanas

 

[lil cj]

Ive been waiting for a thread like this
Heres the characters I hate and why

Marth: He's gay! Theres nothing manly about him at all and he ***** my character Lucas
Jigglypuff: A Kirby ripoff and a waste of a character. They put in Jigglypuff instead of Roy...why??
Mewtwo would have been a better choice.
Luigi: Sloppy and does stupid things...he's like a ******** version of Mario
DK: Ugly! Theres just something I dont like about him. He isnt as cool as his nephew Diddy
Captian Falcon: Just a terrible character, I see nothing cool and epic about his lame moves
Pit: I used to like Pit, he was my favorite character, now I cant stand Pit. His arrows and angel ring are so annoying. An MK wannabe.
Ness: Nothing against him,I just like Lucas better.
Bowser: Big and fat!(Nothing against fat people)Fortress is annoying I just hate to get hit by him, it makes me mad.

Thats it for now
I feel better now

 

[ZMan]

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=8251291&postcount=36 > how i feel about marth.

i hate lucario alot to. i will skip all lucario matches and will never play as him ever, and will never friendly a lucario user. he's so boring and generic it's painful. ****ing christ on a cracker lucario needs to die and get replaced by mewtwo.

ike is dumb, he sucks everyone's **** so they'll let him get in a jab but really he's just a roy wannabe, ike should have never been in the game.

dekar's diddy is gay as aids

*non-brawl*
melee marth is a ****ing ************. he has everything a character needed PLUS he gets out of hitstun fast. marth user need to commit japanese ritual suicide.

jin kisaragi has to be my most hated character ever. he's ****ing generic and a ****ing piece of **** character. i hate jin with every fiber in my being and i will skip all jin matches. jin needs to get eat a std infested **** now so he can be put out of his angsty anime character existance

MY HATRED CANNOT BE EXPRESED IN WORDS

I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS THIS SHOWS MY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Tokaio]

jin kisaragi has to be my most hated character ever. he's ****ing generic and a ****ing piece of **** character. i hate jin with every fiber in my being and i will skip all jin matches. jin needs to get eat a std infested **** now so he can be put out of his angsty anime character existance

I lol'd at this so hard . Sorry, but I think V-13 is more annoying, with his ridiculous projectile spams. -_-

 

[Chuee]

Marth: I hate marth. He can go suck the kings **** and anal **** the kings horse.
DK: This stupid hairy *** ape needs to suck a Banana with Cranky Kong's p*** inside it.

 

[Tyr_03]

Dude, Zman...I had no idea you were so hardcore...

 

[rPSIvysaur]

wow... I didn't realize so many people hated DK and Diddy

I also hate MK mains who used to main respectable characters, but then all they cared about was winning tournies so they turned to a character who doesn't have any bad match-ups

at Chu245: right now your posts are at 666 the number of Marth

 

[ZMan]

im going to bed at jin, marth, children, and utah tonight



oh, and inui

 

[GeneralWoodman]

rollcario can go roll over a creek and die

 

[Rachmaninav89]

************************************ kirby, and who else. marth for sure, falco, and i really hate peach. ****ING **** CAN GO FALL IN A DITCH. =D and be eaten by bowser or something.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Fox is la merde!
Falco needs so much more attention both in the Star Fox franchise and in the Smash Bros. Series.
I also hate Ike to an extent, but then again he has advantages that I like.

EDIT: Why is this in the Lucas Character thread?

 

[Zeallyx]

I hate lucas.

Lucas deserves an obliterating falcon punch against his forehead.

 

[Levitas]

I don't like threads made for spam. The rules don't like spam so much either.

This thread has been around too long. and stuff.