I love this idea, God Robert's Cousin! Let my creativity flow!
Also, for Kirby, I would include the conversations between the Meta Knights in Meta Knight's Revenge in Kirby Super Star & Ultra. In fact, I'll start this new series. Everyone feel free to catch on.
First up, the confirmed characters thus far:
[collapse=The Meta Knights - Mario]Waddle Dee: Sir? I don't believe we've authorized cleaning maintenance for today. You should do something and get that plumber out of that fight before he gets hurt.
Meta Knight: No, that's Mario. The hero of the Mushroom Kingdom. He's more capable than he looks.
Captain Vul: Hoo ha! So legends do exists after all, huh?
Meta Knight: What do you mean, Vul?
Captain Vul: Well, I'm sure you've heard about him fetching princesses, kicking shell on a regular basis, traveling across galaxies, and even being a superstar athlete! His feats amount to that of a legend.
Axe Knight: Hehe, legend you say!?
Mace Knight: No man dares impede with the exploits of our liege!
Meta Knight: I prefer we let him brave out the fight before we even consider ceasing a strike.
Axe Knight: Awww, you're no fun, Sir!
Mace Knight: C'mon, sir! We'll lay down our lives just to keep him off the Halberd!
Meta Knight: Stay back for now. That's an order.
Axe Knight: Fiiiine![/collapse]
[collapse=The Meta Knights - Link]Waddle Dee: Strange. The weather report doesn't foretell of any winter nor'easters. Impromptu time for an elf to be about when it's not Christmas.
Captain Vul: Arr! That isn't just any elf. That be Link, the Hero of Time. He's the incarnation of a patron spirit who defends the land of Hyrule from the forces of evil. It's believed his appearance is a harbinger to the prophecy that the Triforce will be contested.
Meta Knight: He's come equipped with the Master Sword, Hylian Shield, and even boomerangs, bow & arrows, and bombs. They must be tempting fate if they want to obtain the Triforce of Courage just by overcoming it.
Waddle Dee: Gee! What are children playing with these days?
Axe Knight: I think I want to a turn with him!
Mace Knight: Sir, how about I give you an early present!
Meta Knight: That actually might help me finally achieve my conquest. Beware though, the Triforce of Courage grants its bearer indefatigable tenacity. Almost anything Link seeks out for will be successful eventually.
Axe Knight: I don't care about the risk! It just sounds TOO good!
Mace Knight: Uh, if you don't want us to go out there, I'll just pre-order it.
Meta Knight: Never mind.[/collapse]
[collapse=The Meta Knights - Pikachu]Captain Vul: We got some yellow mice scamperin' about the Halberd. But why's it sparkin' and zappin' everyone?
Meta Knight: I've heard of these creatures; Pokémon. That's a Pikachu, Number 25 on the Kanto and National Dex.
Waddle Dee: Oooooh, it's so cute! Can we keep it? C'mon, there has to be some way to catch it! Please Sir!
Meta Knight: How do you suppose we do that?
Captain Vul: I've heard about trainers capturing Pokémon. They train their Pokémon to become the strongest they can be.
Mace Knight: The Meta Knights could use another ally! Not more of those mass-produced Javelin Knights and Trident Knights!
Axe Knight: I'll knock it cold, bag it, then bring it up to the base! What'dya say?
Captain Vul: Are ye' mad!? There's no tellin' what Pikachu could do up here without a PokéBall.
Meta Knight: About that. Pikachu is an electric-type Pokémon; it's super effective against Steel.
Axe Knight: So we go in naked?
Mace Knight: How are we going to subdue it then?
Meta Knight: No one here's a Pokémon trainer, so stay back unless I say so.
Axe Knight & Mace Knight: Yes Sir![/collapse]
[collapse=The Meta Knights - Kirby]Axe Knight & Mace Knight: Sir!
Waddle Dee: You're not going to believe this!
Meta Knight: What's all the ruckus for?
Captain Vul: E gad! Come quick; Kirby's participating in the battle!
Meta Knight: So it's finally time to exact my revenge. Attention crew, prepare for battle!
Axe Knight & Mace Knight: Yes Sir!
Meta Knight: Vul, power up the Heavy Lobster!
Captain Vul: Roger!
Meta Knight: Your objective is to take out the other fighters. Be cautious of the Copy Abilities he could use off them to mix up his attacks. Leave Kirby to me after you finish that.
Axe Knight & Mace Knight: Yes Sir![/collapse]
[collapse=The Meta Knights - Donkey Kong]Waddle Dee: Did a gorilla escape from the zoo?
Meta Knight: That's not a gorilla, but a Kong. Donkey Kong, to be exact.
Waddle Dee: I dunno the difference.
Meta Knight: Kongs are apes that come in variety of body types. They are just as intelligent as we are.
Captain Vul: Donkey Kong was the trigger for Mario's first adventure. But this one's actually the son of the original Donkey Kong, who is now Cranky Kong.
Meta Knight: This Donkey Kong's had to defend his family's home on Kong Island from the mischief of Kremlings to tikis to Vikings. All over bananas.
Waddle DeeL Mmmm... Wait, why bananas?
Captain Vul: Donkey Kong LOVES his bananas; his family holds a huge stock of them. Not to mention how they taste.
Mace Knight: Oh yeah, the Kong's bananas are so tasty! I have some of them in my secret stash!
Axe Knight: Secret stash, you say!?
Mace Knight: Uh, I mean... nothing!
Captain Vul: Ay ay, so you are the one moochin' all of our food!
Mace Knight: Please don't hurt me! I'm sorry!
Captain Vul: You said those were Kong bananas, huh? You probably brought on a vendetta against us!
Meta Knight: Dishonorable conduct, Mace Knight. I order you to attack Donkey Kong.
Mace Knight: Oh, alright sir. I can't believe it comes down to this![/collapse]
[collapse=The Meta Knights - Samus]Waddle Dee: Whoa, I don't think I've ever seen combat armor like that before.
Captain Vul: Why, that be Samus Aran. She's a galaxy-renown bounty hunter of the Galactic Federation.
Axe Knight: She's decked from head to toe! Look at that blaster. Those missiles. What about those bombs?
Mace Knight: Look at her go! She's so fast and sturdy in that armor.
Meta Knight: That's the Varia Suit. It's designed to resist all fire damage.
Waddle Dee: Is there a particular reason she's interested in the Halberd. I'd hate to be faced down her barrel.
Captain Vul: Oh, about that. She's all seriousness. She bears heavy scars from witnessing her parents be murdered by Ridley, a brutal space dragon who lead the Space Pirate invasion on her colony when she was only a little girl. She's killed tons of aliens over the years, including the entire Metroid species.
Axe Knight: Now this sounds fun! Let's get her already!
Meta Knight: I'll have you and Mace Knight stay back. Those are my orders.
Mace Knight: Why do you never let us have fun anymore!?
Axe Knight: C'mon! Please? I'll bring that armor back as a souvenir!
Meta Knight: You might as well be throwing your lives away.
Mace Knight: That's the duty of a Meta Knight!
Meta Knight: Alright then. You've taken up this creed. But you will get no honor upon death if your promise isn't fulfilled.
Axe Knight: I understand. Just let us go already!
Meta Knight: Don't disappoint me![/collapse]
[collapse=The Meta Knights - Fox]Waddle Dee: That's one vulpine who looks like he knows the way of his craft. Why don't we have laser blasters or deflector shields, Sir?
Meta Knight: I haven't invested into the technology. We're fine how we are anyways.
Captain Vul: You're looking at Fox McCloud. Leader of the mercenary squad, Star Fox.
Axe Knight: What's so special about them anyways?
Captain Vul: They've defended the Lylat System from a cybernetic ape and his armies as well as space insects who sought to assimilate the galaxy into their own. They pilot the Arwings into battle. With a sleek aerofoil finish, G-Diffusor assisted flig-g-gh-
Mace Knight: What's happening?
Waddle Dee: I dunn-n-no-
Meta Knight: Somethi-ing-'s jam-m-ing the si-g-gna-l-l-
???: C-can't let... do...
Meta Knight: Sta-te yo-o-ur-
???: I'll k-i-ll th-h-em good.
???: R-r-ose-s h-h-ave th-orn-ns.
Meta Knight: I s-w-wear...
???: Looks like someone's tapping our wires! Things never change. Don't they, Star Fox?
Meta Knight: State your identity and affiliation.
???: Why should I answer to some anonymous freak?
Meta Knight: This is Meta Knight of the Meta Knights, communicating from Battleship Halberd on Line 3.
Wolf: Wolf O'Donnel of Star Wolf. Leon Pawloski and Panther Caruso are also here.
Waddle Dee: Star Wolf and Star Fox. Do you know something about Fox McCloud?
Leon: What did you expect?
Wolf: Yeah, we're rivals.
Meta Knight: I'm having some trouble with him on our vessel. Why don't you say we make a joint effort here and take him down?
Wolf: Hmmm. What's in it for us?
Meta Knight: I'll give you a hefty some of Dreamlandian Stars for the job. Approximately 1,000,000 Stars. Do you decline?
Wolf: Heh, sounds good. Let's take him out.
Leon: He's just going to end up like his father; dead!
Panther: I've got just the flower to commemorate this; forget-me-not.
Axe Knight: I call dibs on his pelts!
Mace Knight: We'll teach him not to cross Star Wolf nor the Meta Knights.
Meta Knight: Everyone, move out![/collapse]
[collapse=The Meta Knights - Pit]Captain Vul: An angel has descended onto the Halberd!
Waddle Dee: Oh no, we're going to die, aren't we!?
Meta Knight: That's Pit. He's the captain of Palutena's Army as well as her messenger.
Captain Vul: Ay! That's quite a kit he's got there.
Meta Knight: He uses Palutena's Bow to snipe his enemies at a distance, the Upperdash Arm to knock them airborne, and the Guardian Orbitars to block attacks.
Axe Knight: I'm in the mood for some chicken wings!
Mace Knight: I don't think angel and chicken taste the same.
Axe Knight: Whatever! Our Lord is leagues above any goddess. I'll take him down!
Meta Knight: Sometimes it takes sin to achieve your goals. Try not to get in between him just yet.
Mace Knight: We'll always be waiting.[/collapse]
[collapse=The Meta Knights - Bowser]Waddle Dee: There's a giant turtle dragon beast wreaking havoc on the deck!
Captain Vul: It can't be; King Bowser Koopa! What could he possibly want with us.
Meta Knight: Bowser's a brutal tyrant, stopping at nothing to steal Princess Peach to get the Mushroom Kingdom off guard. He's the arch nemesis of none other than Mario.
Captain Vul: Do you ever see a tyrant go solo? Besides, when's he finally going to take over the Mushroom Kingdom and quit the princess nappin'?
Meta Knight: Bowser may have... other intentions.
Captain Vul: ...
Waddle Dee: ...
Axe Knight: ...
Mace Knight: ...
Meta Knight: That's aside the point! Bowser's a hulking brute and he's going to be very dangerous to encounter.
Axe Knight: I might as well just take him out for what he does!
Mace Knight: A true monster indeed!
Meta Knight: He's a high priority target. Getting between him will instigate legions of Koopas upon us. Hold back for now.
Mace Knight: Oh, alright. Let those other fighters deal with it.[/collapse]
[collapse=The Meta Knights - Villager]Captain Vul: Hey! This is a private vessel! We're not taking passengers on board!
Waddle Dee: He looks lost. Suppose someone should say something to that boy?
Meta Knight: That's the Villager, Mayor of Smashville. For being so optimistic and so young, I got to respect his approach to civilian politics. His daily duties consist of gardening, errands, and furniture-collecting. He also approves community projects for his animals to enjoy.
Waddle Dee: What could he possibly want to do with us? I serve a conqueror here!
Captain Vul: Just look at him! He's bringing saplings, shovels, axes, umbrellas, what have you! Escort this laddie before he gets himself in trouble!
Meta Knight: You know, I actually have some good ties with the Villager. He's permitted us to use his town's arena as a training ground.
Axe Knight: If you say that, how about I enact some diplomacy and stop those other guys from beating him up!
Mace Knight: I'll tell him Meta Knight sent us.
Meta Knight: Protect and escort the Villager! Get him some suitcases while you're at it.
Axe Knight & Mace Knight: Yes Sir![/collapse]
[collapse=The Meta Knights - Mega Man]Waddle Dee: Hey, I know who that is! That's Mega Man!
Captain Vul: Heh, he's finally back in the game! Do you know how long it's been since we've last seen him? Look at all those Robot Master powers.
Meta Knight: Mega Man was designed by the late engineering professor, Dr. Light, in order to stop Dr. Wily from taking over the world with his Robot Masters. Each power is a remnant of his enemies.
Axe Knight: He's just like Kirby!
Mace Knight: I don't trust this guy, Sir.
Axe Knight: I'm not going to put up with this guy! Let's kill him!
Meta Knight: He has a different approach than Kirby. Kirby's a freeloader by inhaling enemies for Copy Abilities. Mega Man, on the other hand, has a fair duel.
Captain Vul: Carrying on the knowledge of your enemies, huh?
Waddle Dee: Deep, man.[/collapse]
[collapse=The Meta Knights - Wii Fit Trainer]Captain Vul: I-I dunno how to explain this.
Meta Knight: What do you see?
Waddle Dee: There's a workout instructor fighting out on the Halberd.
Meta Knight: That's the Wii Fit Trainer. She aspires to get everyone healthy through exercise.
Axe Knight: I don't have those freaky arms and legs like she does! How do you even walk with those things?
Mace Knight: She knows how to do it and then some.
Meta Knight: Her routine just doesn't cater to our puffball body types.
Axe Knight: She got a bone to pick with us!?
Mace Knight: It's just how it is.
Waddle Dee: It doesn't work for a Waddle Dee either.
Captain Vul: Nor a seafowl!
Meta Knight: I know how to use my body for practical and combative use. It's something she'll never understand.
Mace Knight: We have pride on our side.[/collapse]
[collapse=The Meta Knights - Pikmin & Olimar]Waddle Dee: There's an astronaut with a horde of vegetable men following him!
Captain Vul: He's extremely tiny!
Meta Knight: That's Captain Olimar and his Pikmin. He's a voyage from the distant planet of Koppai. He befriended the Pikmin on his journey and they have pledged loyalty to him since.
Captain Vul: You aren't too different from him.
Meta Knight: It's all in good service. The Pikmin have different specialties just like my crew. The Red Pikmin are resistant to fire. The Yellow Pikmin have better range and are resistant to electricity. The Blue Pikmin are resistant to water. The Purple Pikmin are heavy hitters that deal dark damage. The White Pikmin deal poison damage. The Rock Pikmin are used for fully charged attacks for devastating power. And the Winged Pikmin carry Olimar to safety.
Waddle Dee: I wanna collect them all!
Captain Vul: I'm not gonna let an army hitchhike on my ship! I'll blast them right off!
Axe Knight: I can just stomp on them and they'll be done!
Mace Knight: Without their leader, Olimar's Pikmin army will fall apart.
Waddle Dee: Nooooo! Not the Pikmin! Let 'em come on here!
Captain Vul: On second though, getting a few POWs to do the chores around here sounds great!
Meta Knight: Olimar is needed to produce more of them. It's like he plucks them out of no where.
Axe Knight: So lemme dice 'em already!
Meta Knight: Let's see how far he holds up. He's taking on things that aren't his own size.[/collapse]
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