Captain falcon jokes !!!

[kennypoopoo]

So anyways me and my friends weere sitting around playing smash lastnite and talking and smoking and such and we got joking around but we had a couple smas related jokes
(mainly about Captain falcon ) but anywho hers two of em and if you have any yourself feel free to share

1.) how are earthquakes caused???? ... Captain falcon stomping a techtonic plate

2.) not really a joke but .... its a little known fact that c aptain falcon knees are actually chuck norris's feet 9needs work i know )

but anywho there you are hope someone laued little

 

[sexysanta73]

Chuck Norris sucks GG.

 

[Psychoace]

Are you still smoking?

 

[kennypoopoo]

most of the day..... as well as lots of smash ......

 

[jmic]

Captain Falcon > Chuck Norris.

 

[BladeDemon]

not really a joke but one of my friends always says stop fulkin kicking me

 

[kennypoopoo]

i get the same but its stop kneeing :D

 

[Professor X]

I've got one:

Whenever I play Captain Falcon, I never crouch. Why?

So that I am recognized for my Stiff Knees.

 

[snoblo]

just replace chuck norris with cfalcon in any chuck norris joke and it would work =]

 

[Justin Wiles]

edit: oops, wrong topic. Mwaha.

Falcon > Norris.

 

[Megaflux]

Does anyone else scream out "Justice" when they land an epic knee?

 

[Taalcon]

No, not really... but still, ever wonder how Falcon managed to make electricity go through his thin *rubber* suit? =P

 

[Xanskarr]

Think I'll quote r1kk1r here: "I'd make a Chuck Norris joke, but g-reg is sexier"

 

[DH_Ninja]

Falcon Nipple Spike!!

 

[Megaflux]

No, not really... but still, ever wonder how Falcon managed to make electricity go through his thin *rubber* suit? =P

Justice is the only explaination.

 

[SCOTU]

It's not rubber. It's metal. It explains why he falls so fast, why his moves clank with swords, and goes on to prove his manliness by showing that he can wear a metal suit, and still be the fastest character in the game. And it conducts electricity. (in his case, fire too).

 

[TheManaLord]

not really a joke but this topic is stupid

 

[Sync99]

My favorite Falcon jokes involve shouting "FALCON _______!" in the middle of a match. My favorite example is "Falcon WAIT!"

 

[Taalcon]

No, not really...

 

[Sync99]

No, not really...

????? FALCON CONFUSION!

 

[ShuffleTrain]

Captain Flacon is cool.


Oh, goodness, I said Flacon.

 

[jmic]

Falcon JUMP!


Falcon.... HELMET!

 

[mariofan292]

whats captain falcons favorite drink? FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUNCH and i dont care if you like it or not i still got a falcon kick out of it XD

 

[BFG9]

bwahahhaa...I don't get it. Classic I know. But, why in the world would you smoke during gaming?

Melee, anti-drug

-BFG9-

PS: I know what you guys are thinking! "Gasp, there a Ganondorf in the C. Falcon section of the forums! get him!" O_o.

 

[Zhilo]

Falcon Down Trow To Knee!

 

[mcw00ty]

Capt. Falcon once held a job as a mall Santa. It was the first time children wanted to see the Easter Bunny instead.

 

[PapercoaT]

c. falcon rules !!

 

[JonaDiaper]

cars were invented to flee from captain falcon, but in retaliation captain falcon invented the car accident

 

[SCOTU]

cars were invented to flee from captain falcon, but in retaliation captain falcon invented the car accident

Ironic, since Falcon's a race car driver....

 

[JonaDiaper]

Ironic, since Falcon's a race car driver....

ironic indeed but very very true

 

[cyberdemon]

I've got one:

Whenever I play Captain Falcon, I never crouch. Why?

So that I am recognized for my Stiff Knees.

Good one, if the reader knows about bonus records.

 

[RazeveX]

"Justice" is the only word in the English dictionary which is always followed by the echoes of the words "Falcon punch" in the distance.

 

[IcyDrifter]

Captain faag-kin! (The fruity suits he wears: Magenta...COME ON!!)

 

[Blackadder]

Captain faag-kin! (The fruity suits he wears: Magenta...COME ON!!)

Oh hell, it's you.
How long till you make another thread on how you have a BETA copy of Brawl?

Anyways, we all know that every joke about the F-man is going to be about him being gay.
*Sits back and waits for the good ones to come in* XD

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

Captain Falcon is a universal power hub. He invented the battery by dropping aluminum foil on his knee.

 

[Switchblades]

Show me a moose!

Show me your boobs!


Do those count?

 

[Na!l]

"Must resist the urge to do something stupid...Urge failing....ahhhhh *jumps offstage* FALCON PUUUUUNCH!"

Captain Falcons first day at school was going great, until lunch time, at which point he said "FALCON LUNCH!"
The school went up in flames.

 

[DJ-DIBBS]

lol post above ^ ripoff of my sig haha

"In Soviet Russia, FALCON PUNCHES YOUU"

 

[technomancer]

so WHAT THE **** DID YOU PEOPLE DO WITH MY CAPTAIN FALCON FORUM

 

[Avengeants]

so WHAT THE **** DID YOU PEOPLE DO WITH MY CAPTAIN FALCON FORUM

???What???

Haha techno got screwed somewhere somehow

anyway, not really a joke but once during a 3 player ffa(Doc, me as Falcon and the other as Pichu(lol)) I dashed into a double jump off of poke'mon stadium and Falcon Punched a recovering Doc(it was a LONG jump), turned around and Up-B'd pichu off the stage, and daired him back down before recovering. That was all without touching the ground too. "FALCON, PWN!"