Brawl is getting mad at me!

[Roymyboy284]

Okay, I'd just like to say the following events are entirely true.

1. I got an infection on my tongue, forcing me to stay home from school.
2. My computer broke, and, at the time, I was going on the computer a lot.
3. I got mono, forcing me to skip my karate classes.

This is all happened over the course of the one week I played MK Wii more than brawl. I think this is kinda creepy...

 

[bluebolt]

the game posseses you

 

[fishsticks]

[IN THE BRAWL DEVELOPMENT OFFICE]

Employee: What if people decide they like other games better than Brawl?
Sakurai: PUNISH THEM.
Employee: How?
Sakurai: Implement viruses and diseases into each copy of Brawl...

 

[Bowser King]

Lol, then next part is one your brawl starts eating up your MKwii.

 

[The Dinkoman]

[IN THE BRAWL DEVELOPMENT OFFICE]

Employee: What if people decide they like other games better than Brawl?
Sakurai: PUNISH THEM.
Employee: How?
Sakurai: Implement viruses and diseases into each copy of Brawl...

I lol'd

10chars

Your brawl wants you to play it. Not another game, just brawl

 

[Kros]

Stop licking your Wii.

 

[The Real Gamer]

Eventually, your family members will be "mysteriously" dissapearing.
May God be with you, cause the devil lives in your Wii.

 

[SubRazor]

Lol that's kinda creepy... but its just coincidence, dont get scared lol.

 

[SAMaine]

Sakurai secretly implemented Tails Doll into Brawl.

Can you feel the Sunshine?

 

[Cooper736]

Okay, I'd just like to say the following events are entirely true.

1. I got an infection on my tongue, forcing me to stay home from school.
2. My computer broke, and, at the time, I was going on the computer a lot.
3. I got mono, forcing me to skip my karate classes.

If you got mono, I doubt MKW was the only thing you were doing, if you catch my drift.

 

[Spartan1841]

Lol now all of your save files will turn into brawl ones

 

[M.K]

If you got mono, I doubt MKW was the only thing you were doing, if you catch my drift.

I bet he has a fetish of drinking out of people's half empty cans of Dr. Pepper....

 

[rathy Aro]

Lol, then next part is one your brawl starts eating up your MKwii.

If my Brawl tries to eat my melee, it'll get pwnt. The source of said pwnage: combos.

 

[lavamage]

Stop licking your Wii.

I laughed...

Seriously though, I think the Devil lives in your Wii. Just put your ear to it, and listen for Car Select, if that starts playing...I don't know...watch The Exorcist or something...

 

[Chris Lionheart]

I second the last post. Except also listen for Devil's Call In Your Heart.

And keep your brawl disc away from your MKWii, Melee, or any other titles you may enjoy even nearly as much as Brawl.

Either that or keep playing brawl, otherwise you may get a phone call where a mysterious voice says "You will die in seven days!!!"

 

[hippochinfat!!]

It's the work of the Patriots.

Do Luigi's codec conversation. We know they're in Brawl.

 

[motherfan]

I think the Devil assist trophy is pointing at... YOU!

 

[Roymyboy284]

Stop licking your Wii.

........Thanks?

 

[Roymyboy284]

Lol, then next part is one your brawl starts eating up your MKwii.

Oh, come on! That would never..........HOLY ****!

 

[Roymyboy284]

Can you feel the Sunshine?

Does it brighten up your day?

 

[Zema]

TRIPLE POSTS: OMG.

Learn some manners.

As for your problem, you should consider going emo, this stuff never works on em!

 

[OmegaXXII]

Brawl OWNS you!!! and you must play it, if not your problems will get even worse, muhahahaha

 

[Shuma]

Only one choice left for you. An hero. before the wii devours you.

 

[NeoJames]

One, my friend played Melee, and then his Brawl disc stopped working.

I L'dMAO.

 

[The Dinkoman]

One, my friend played Melee, and then his Brawl disc stopped working.

irreverent. the melee disc destroyed the brawl disc.

 

[PCHU]

You are weak, young one.
Learn the way of a true Brawler, then you can rest in peace...or not...

Seriously, your Wii is just trying to say that MK Wii is a waste of money.
It's saying Brawl is 10 million times better.
And, it's saying Ike can't fight for his friends if you're too busy Mario Farting your time away.

 

[majora_787]

If you really think that brawl gave you mono, then you need to get out of that kind of relationship and get a girlfriend. Stop shoving your tongue down the disk drive. XD

That, or the devil is in your wii, and you should listen for Seven Rings in Hand to test that. if you hear it, The Exorcist.

 

[Morrigan]

[IN THE BRAWL DEVELOPMENT OFFICE]

Employee: What if people decide they like other games better than Brawl?
Sakurai: PUNISH THEM.
Employee: How?
Sakurai: Implement viruses and diseases into each copy of Brawl...

SAKURAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. *Wii begins to release toxic gases*