Have you ever wanted to be able to say "Hello, my name is [guy or gal], did you know that I once made an impact on a large video game community!"
WELL NOW YOU CAN BUCKAROOS
As you may yourself be presently aware, the Smash Back Room - Brawl is voting on whether or not to ban Metaknight, a character that has haunted the nightmares of some but provided sugary happiness to others. Sounds pretty serious, right? WOWZA!
As I am a kind man, I am offering one winner their say in the official mega serious secret video game backroom poll. Why am I doing this? Because I love everyone and I have a mouth to feed. Also I just got a 1080p tv and a PS3 and stuff looks so good it's like wow if Kevin Costner looks this good in Waterworld then imagine what he will look like in The Postman. So I need cash to buy more Kevin Costner blu rays too.
I was going to make an auction on ebay, but when I tried to sign up they were all like "can we have your credit cards so we can steal your identity" and I was like "whaaaaaaaat." I can smell a scam from six nautical miles and that, my friends, was a scam. So the bidding will all take place in this topic. No bids will be accepted after...I'm thinking Sunday because I'll just be hanging out doin' nothin'.
The winner of this bid will let me know if they want MK banned or not banned and I will vote in the SBR poll accordingly. Also I will probably throw in a certificate made in MS Paint to make it more official or something. My degree is in computer graphics so you know it will be a work of art (not unlike that MK picture).
Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity! Make a colossal impact on the Brawl community today!
<3
Joshu
PS. I only accept checks. Ones that look nice with a cool design.
PPS. Bidding starts at 599 US Dollars. If your bid is not higher than that or the last person to bid then you are obviously a troll and I will see what I can do about getting a mod to ban you forever.
