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[The Fail Tracer]

Even though I'm American, I love the British, so yeah, I'd agree.

Who do you want to win the American election, or do you care?

 

[Jonkku]

Barack Obama... just for the sake that Barack Roll exists.

Will you go trick-or-treating around the town/city?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Nope; I don't have a costume.

Are you trick-or-treating?

 

[Jonkku]

ME, no... I'm tricking the trick-or-treaters though

Am I the only one who does that?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

***Don't read my answer if you have went trick-or-treating, are going, or are eating candy ATM; this may freak you out.***

Spoiler

No. I watched a movie in school today about the history of Halloween, and back in the day, according to the movie, some idiots actually put poison and razor blades in the apples and candy that they handed out.

Did you read the spoiler, and do you believe it?

 

[Jonkku]

Yes I read, and yes I believed.. There's maniacs all over the world. I even know a few.

Spoiler

Although not that crazy

Why am I still awake (11PM in here atm)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because... you probably don't have school tomorrow, I'm guessing.

What's your bedtime?

 

[Jonkku]

Bedtime...? Errrrr... When I just happen to fall asleep, I quess.

Can I think of a question later?

 

[Zelgius]

About 9:30 on a school night but 10:00 ish when its not.

This is a riddle:
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

 

[Jonkku]

I think the answer is time.. I've heard that riddle multiple times but can't remember the exact answer so kinda quessing here.

Am I right?

 

[Frown]

Oh, that riddle was just made up to annoy people. There is no right answer.

Am I right?

 

[Zook]

Yes.

Do you like spaghetti more with or without meatballs?

 

[Frown]

With meat balls. Here in Sweden, meatballs are an essential part of every meal.

Do you believe me?

 

[Jonkku]

Yes..

Do you like saunas?

Spoiler

They're awesome btw

 

[Frown]

No, I don't. I prefer to stick my head inside the dish washer.

That's normal, right?

 

[PrepareYourself]

No.

Do you liek chani garbz?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Yes

Popsicle or Fudgesicle?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Fudgesicle.

What's your favorite video game song(s)?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Twister and Someday from The World Ends With You.

I have a lever. What do you have?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

I've got a knob.

If you have 3 sprockets, and 1 sprocket costs 42 flurgs, how much is a flurg in terms of schloppymegacoolers?

 

[Jonkku]

23!!! Or 42..?

Do you believe if I say that I saw a car with the license plate "OMG-599" few days after seeing the movie "Number 23"?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Yes.

How are those related?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Oh my gosh! 5 + 9 + 9 = 23

Why am I so good at math?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because you take Calculus.

Why do I suck at Meth?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

because that's how you use it.

Am I rite here?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

No, you're write there.

Grammar is gramer? Or is it Grimer?

 

[Jonkku]

No, it's Grinch... And it steals christmas.

Is this Sparta? Or probably, Madness, or Patrick? I'm not sure, could you tell me.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Probably Madness. Why not ask Krinkels, just to confirm?

Would you just shut up and make me a sandwich already?

 

[PrepareYourself]

If I put bread on your head, would you be a sandwich?

Aren't I not funny?

 

[CompassTosser]

You are not not not not not not not not funny.

Why do all toasters toast toast?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because Falco won't let them touch his bread.

Eaten any good books lately?

 

[Jonkku]

Of course maybe no yes..

Are you sure that it is as you think it's not going to not be?

 

[Frown]

Definitely maybe.

Have you ever heard Oasis?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Yes. Next to sand, in the middle of nowhere, beside Calven Johnson.

Have you scanned your club card? Have you scanned your club card? Have you scanned your club card?
Have you scanned your club card? Have you scanned your club card? Have you scanned your club card?
Have you scanned your club card? Have you scanned your club card? Have you scanned your club card?
Have you scanned your club card? Have you scanned your club card? Have you scanned your club card?
Have you scanned your club card? Have you scanned your club card? Have you scanned your club card?

(everyday at work, I feel the pain of repatition)

 

[Frown]

No, I have not. I scan my bus card daily.

How old are you?

 

[Jonkku]

15, for the next 5 days still.. After that, 16.

Why is typing with the Wii keyboard so slow..?

 

[Frown]

Because YOU'RE TOO SLOW

Why are you too slow?

 

[Jonkku]

Because I've watched this too many times.

Is Sonic just mind tricking me in that video?

 

[Frown]

I don't care. I'm too slow. :'(

Why, Sonic, why?

 

[WoapGang]

He Unleashed... :[

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