ShadowFalco
Smash Apprentice
Wen u get a girl....jma
Why do u dress like that?
Why do u dress like that?
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ultimaiq2
Smash Lord
Because Santa told me too.
What is my question?
What is my question?
Creature_85
Smash Lord
"Can I die now"
When will he die?
When will he die?
link_fanboy17
Smash Apprentice
When he writes his next post.
When will I die???
When will I die???
in 4 years, you will be walking down a street in L.A,and while reading the newspaper about a new terrorist, you walk without looking and be overrun by a white Porsche, from the year 2006. your body will suffer great damage, and they will take out your brain to see if kids become smarter of playing with human brains.
When will gardens fly like in FF 8???
When will gardens fly like in FF 8???
Creature_85
Smash Lord
Yesterday of January.
Why does dirt come in so many colors?
Why does dirt come in so many colors?
ultimaiq2
Smash Lord
Well thats because... Uh, I dunno why, but I'll find out! *runs outside*
Why is it so dark out here? It's only midnight.
Why is it so dark out here? It's only midnight.
Vjoe
Smash Cadet
Because you made it dark in the first place.
Why is everyone like "Blargh I'm gonna kill you." on many SSBM boards?
Why is everyone like "Blargh I'm gonna kill you." on many SSBM boards?
A: Because they think they're cool because they have thousands of posts..
Q: does KFC make anything NOT deep fried, besides the coleslaw??
Q: does KFC make anything NOT deep fried, besides the coleslaw??
Byakko Shockwave
Smash Journeyman
Pepsi 
Who is the ruler of the land?
Who is the ruler of the land?
ultimaiq2
Smash Lord
I belive it is me, Ultima IQ (well, I am right now)
Where can I find a better question?
Where can I find a better question?
link_fanboy17
Smash Apprentice
F*** if I knew
Why am I sooooo hot.
Why am I sooooo hot.
Byakko Shockwave
Smash Journeyman
Because you fell in the lava 
Why is there lava in my living room?
Why is there lava in my living room?
link_fanboy17
Smash Apprentice
I dropped it there
Whos hotter lindsy or britney??
Whos hotter lindsy or britney??
Crystal.
Is Dr Pepper a real doctor? I'm getting suspicious, I don't think he's qualified to be a soft drink.
Is Dr Pepper a real doctor? I'm getting suspicious, I don't think he's qualified to be a soft drink.
link_fanboy17
Smash Apprentice
Me niether I heard he's got a fake docters degree.
Will I win the lotto???
Will I win the lotto???
Vjoe
Smash Cadet
only if you pay me to rig it.
will i ever go to a smashfest or tourney at someone's house? (this excludes official ones like the V-Games)
will i ever go to a smashfest or tourney at someone's house? (this excludes official ones like the V-Games)
We can have a smashfest at my house.
Why do neither Dr Pepper nor Mr Pibb use a period to abbreviate?
EDIT: It's neither NOR..v.v;
Why do neither Dr Pepper nor Mr Pibb use a period to abbreviate?
EDIT: It's neither NOR..v.v;
Creature_85
Smash Lord
Because Pepper isn't a doctor, and Pibb isn't a mister. That's just their first names.
When will California sink into the ocean?
When will California sink into the ocean?
link_fanboy17
Smash Apprentice
When Fat Basterd steps on it.
Will I live to see the year 3000?
Will I live to see the year 3000?
DarkSideMarth
Smash Journeyman
yes but your head is severed and put in a jar filled with liquid nitrogen.
will i ever fully understand women?
will i ever fully understand women?
LHS_LOSER
Smash Apprentice
yes but to do so you become gay
will the president of the united states ever be a competent one?
will the president of the united states ever be a competent one?
Punisher 2002
Smash Apprentice
No because they're all really robots in disgeise.
Why is my closet door not closed?
Why is my closet door not closed?
TheGman335
Smash Rookie
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Because you opened it.
Why do cars have wheels?
Why do cars have wheels?
Creature_85
Smash Lord
Because blocks of wood don't roll. (Take it from a man that knows)
Why do deer always jump out in the road just as you are driving by?
Why do deer always jump out in the road just as you are driving by?
Because deer love being hit by oncoming cars.
What is the fun in hunting?
What is the fun in hunting?
Punisher 2002
Smash Apprentice
To kill inoccent animals for fur.
Why do people always seem weird to me?
Why do people always seem weird to me?
Creature_85
Smash Lord
Because you are weird.
Why do weird people (like soberfox) Keep using the sig in the FGs?
Why do weird people (like soberfox) Keep using the sig in the FGs?
Punisher 2002
Smash Apprentice
Because they can't read the rules!
Why do Spammers exsit?
Why do Spammers exsit?
link_fanboy17
Smash Apprentice
to ruin our lives
why am I on the internet?
why am I on the internet?
Creature_85
Smash Lord
To ruin our lives.
When will the world end?
When will the world end?
Yesterday.
Why do people kill there own children?
Why do people kill there own children?
They make a good bowl of soup.
Why did god bless me with such an incredibly large penis?
Why did god bless me with such an incredibly large penis?
Punisher 2002
Smash Apprentice
I don't know, you ask him.
Why do we have to go to school?
Why do we have to go to school?
Giant Fishball
Smash Journeyman
Because the whip needs to be broken in.
Creature_85
Smash Lord
Because they were smarter back then. Look at what computers have done for us, Terrorists and crime lords can now e-mail each other back and forth instead of setting up private meetings.
Why do cows have spots?
Why do cows have spots?
Because if they didn't have spots, they'd just look like a ******** white horse with 7 penises.
What's the meaning of life?
What's the meaning of life?
Giant Fishball
Smash Journeyman
SSBM.
Why is C for Cookie?
Why is C for Cookie?
Punisher 2002
Smash Apprentice
Because the letter K didn't cut it!
Why did I fail that test in the eighth grade?
Why did I fail that test in the eighth grade?
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