Denti
Smash Master
Enjoy this story by Xyro, Allan Sims, the Green Lesbian.
*listen to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0jJ2u2rk3k while reading*
The date was October 5th, 2013, a date which will live in infamy. Captain Xyro (praise be unto him) looked at his crew aboard the USS Texas Smash with tears in his eyes. His crew had been picked off slowly over the years by demons (MK) and the rampant use of an mainstream illegal drug known as Call of Duty: Marvel vs Marijuana 3: Ultimate Yugioh Online. With his ship sinking and the apocalypse drawing near, Xyro (praise be upon him) and what little remained of his crew gathered together by holding hands and caressing each other’s “happy place“ as they braced for the hell storm that was closing in on us. Right as our life force was about to expire, a shadowy creature from beyond the grave appeared. With no pants on and his sword drawn, this magnificent Brawl bich galloped across the deck of the ship and proclaimed “Fear not, feeble minded s h i t bags! I, Denti the almighty, am here to vanquish the evil that stands before you and rescue those of you who deem me your savior!” And so Denti (the almighty), sliced the apocalyptic entity with 74 single stabs and 30 double slashes. All of whom landed in precisely the spot originally intended. The demonic force, collapsing in its own pool of blood, swore to get revenge on Denit as well as the USS Texas Smash. After proclaiming this, it vanished without a trace. But time flows like a river and history repeats itself. The evil has returned. So once again, we call upon Denti (the almighty) to defend our sinking ship.
- Xyro
Last Apocalypse I had to stop advertising less than half way into my tournament because my old venue couldn't handle more people. Now for Apocalypse 2, won't hold back..
You'd better make this Apocalypse! Next one will be in Feb.
APOCALYPSE 2, NOVEMBER 23.
NEW AND LARGER VENUE, FITS 195!
CHECK OUT THE VIDEO OF OUR NEW VENUE!
https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=10201279859896338
Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/470299829752211/
STREAM: http://www.twitch.tv/dentissbb
Venue/Door fee - $8 (comes with the super big awesome venue + 5 extra hours)
[Fee changed to $5 if you bring a full set up for the tournament to use, Brawl + Wii + TV]
Brawl Singles - $10
Brawl Doubles 2v2 - $20 ($10 per person)
Brawl Mid/Low tier 1v1 - 5$
Brawl rules: https://www.apex-series.com/rules/brawl/
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Project M Singles - $10
Project M Doubles 2v2 - $10 ($5 per person)
Project M rules: https://www.apex-series.com/rules/projectm/
Payouts:
Brawl: Singles 1v1
1st - 45%
2nd - 20%
3rd - 12%
4th - 7%
5th - 5% (x2)
7th - 3% (x2)
Brawl: Doubles 2v2
1st - 45%
2nd - 23%
3rd - 13%
4th - 9%
5th - 5% (x2)
Brawl: Mid/Low tier 1v1
1st - 50%
2nd - 25%
3rd - 15%
4th - 10%
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Project M: Singles 1v1
1st - 45%
2nd - 20%
3rd - 12%
4th - 7%
5th - 5% (x2)
7th - 3% (x2)
Project M: Doubles 2v2
1st - 50%
2nd - 25%
3rd - 15%
4th - 10%
Times:
Sign up begins 11:00 am
Brawl 2 vs 2 begins at 12:00 pm
Project M 2 vs 2 begins at 1:00 pm
Brawl 1 vs 1 begins at 2:00 pm
Project M 1 vs 1 begins at 3:00 pm
Brawl Mid/Low tier 1 vs 1 begins at 4:00 pm
Brawl mid low tier legal characters:
C: Wolf, Fox, Mr. Game & Watch, Pit
C-: R.O.B., Peach
D: Kirby, Donkey Kong, Sonic, Ike, Sheilda, Sheik, Ness, Yoshi
E: Luigi, Pokémon Trainer, Lucas
F: Mario, Samus, Bowser, Captain Falcon, Link, Jigglypuff, Zelda, Ganondorf
Message me here or text or call me at 405-923-7133
*listen to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0jJ2u2rk3k while reading*
The date was October 5th, 2013, a date which will live in infamy. Captain Xyro (praise be unto him) looked at his crew aboard the USS Texas Smash with tears in his eyes. His crew had been picked off slowly over the years by demons (MK) and the rampant use of an mainstream illegal drug known as Call of Duty: Marvel vs Marijuana 3: Ultimate Yugioh Online. With his ship sinking and the apocalypse drawing near, Xyro (praise be upon him) and what little remained of his crew gathered together by holding hands and caressing each other’s “happy place“ as they braced for the hell storm that was closing in on us. Right as our life force was about to expire, a shadowy creature from beyond the grave appeared. With no pants on and his sword drawn, this magnificent Brawl bich galloped across the deck of the ship and proclaimed “Fear not, feeble minded s h i t bags! I, Denti the almighty, am here to vanquish the evil that stands before you and rescue those of you who deem me your savior!” And so Denti (the almighty), sliced the apocalyptic entity with 74 single stabs and 30 double slashes. All of whom landed in precisely the spot originally intended. The demonic force, collapsing in its own pool of blood, swore to get revenge on Denit as well as the USS Texas Smash. After proclaiming this, it vanished without a trace. But time flows like a river and history repeats itself. The evil has returned. So once again, we call upon Denti (the almighty) to defend our sinking ship.
- Xyro
Last Apocalypse I had to stop advertising less than half way into my tournament because my old venue couldn't handle more people. Now for Apocalypse 2, won't hold back..
You'd better make this Apocalypse! Next one will be in Feb.
APOCALYPSE 2, NOVEMBER 23.
NEW AND LARGER VENUE, FITS 195!
CHECK OUT THE VIDEO OF OUR NEW VENUE!
https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=10201279859896338
Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/470299829752211/
STREAM: http://www.twitch.tv/dentissbb
Venue/Door fee - $8 (comes with the super big awesome venue + 5 extra hours)
[Fee changed to $5 if you bring a full set up for the tournament to use, Brawl + Wii + TV]
Brawl Singles - $10
Brawl Doubles 2v2 - $20 ($10 per person)
Brawl Mid/Low tier 1v1 - 5$
Brawl rules: https://www.apex-series.com/rules/brawl/
*********************************************************************************
Project M Singles - $10
Project M Doubles 2v2 - $10 ($5 per person)
Project M rules: https://www.apex-series.com/rules/projectm/
Payouts:
Brawl: Singles 1v1
1st - 45%
2nd - 20%
3rd - 12%
4th - 7%
5th - 5% (x2)
7th - 3% (x2)
Brawl: Doubles 2v2
1st - 45%
2nd - 23%
3rd - 13%
4th - 9%
5th - 5% (x2)
Brawl: Mid/Low tier 1v1
1st - 50%
2nd - 25%
3rd - 15%
4th - 10%
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Project M: Singles 1v1
1st - 45%
2nd - 20%
3rd - 12%
4th - 7%
5th - 5% (x2)
7th - 3% (x2)
Project M: Doubles 2v2
1st - 50%
2nd - 25%
3rd - 15%
4th - 10%
Times:
Sign up begins 11:00 am
Brawl 2 vs 2 begins at 12:00 pm
Project M 2 vs 2 begins at 1:00 pm
Brawl 1 vs 1 begins at 2:00 pm
Project M 1 vs 1 begins at 3:00 pm
Brawl Mid/Low tier 1 vs 1 begins at 4:00 pm
Brawl mid low tier legal characters:
C: Wolf, Fox, Mr. Game & Watch, Pit
C-: R.O.B., Peach
D: Kirby, Donkey Kong, Sonic, Ike, Sheilda, Sheik, Ness, Yoshi
E: Luigi, Pokémon Trainer, Lucas
F: Mario, Samus, Bowser, Captain Falcon, Link, Jigglypuff, Zelda, Ganondorf
Message me here or text or call me at 405-923-7133
