Brawl, Melee & Project M APEX 2014 Results - January 17-19, 2014 - Somerset, NJ

[Strong Badam]

reserved for shoutouts

For now shoutouts to danky kang?

D-dankey kang?

Really sad at how I underperformed at this tourney, other than being sick I've been kind of just sad this whole week and not feeling like doing schoolwork or even playing. That SD against KoreanDJ was heartbreaking. I'll just have to come back stronger next year. Shoutouts later.

 

[Bones0]

My Apex experience was fantastic in every way... aside from playing smash.

Weren't you the guy calling people "baby **** mofos" for criticizing bracket pools before Apex? The irony is astounding. lol

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

Weren't you the guy calling people "baby **** mofos" for criticizing bracket pools before Apex? The irony is astounding. lol

He didn't even mention bracket pools in his post lol.

Unless I missed something, of course.

 

[RJ<3]

This was my very first Apex and I have to say I was floored by how much fun those 3 days were. It was the best weekend of my year so far. I would love to come back again not just for the competition, but to continue to meet new people and form friendships. I may not have won any money, but I won something far more precious, and that's the love and warm welcome from my new friends. =)

~Rainbow

 

[RJ<3]

Shoot I double-posted by accident. -_-

 

[Bones0]

He didn't even mention bracket pools in his post lol.

Unless I missed something, of course.

Well he was complaining about getting DQed, but as I explained in the other thread before Apex even happened, bracket pools are much rougher with DQing than pools because a single match can hold up an entire bracket. A single RR match doesn't hold up anything because everyone else can play their matches while they wait for you. Idk about anyone else's pool, but even with everyone in the general vicinity at all times and Juggleguy/Tirno TOing, my pool still took forever to finish because you are constantly waiting on matches to finish before you can play other matches. The total RR pool time might not be much less or might even be greater than the total bracket pool duration, but individual players often end up finishing their matches quicker than if they have to wait through a whole bracket. Players in multiple games can let people know, sit down and grind out all their matches right away, then go to the other game, and it makes a huge difference for players like M2K who aren't going 0-2 in their brackets. They are winning their pool which means they have to wait for the ENTIRE bracket to finish when he could have bopped 5-7 kids in half the time and dipped.

It's whatever because I don't really want to turn this thread into another bracket pools discussion, but I couldn't help but laugh at someone supporting bracket pools by insulting people and then getting DQed and complaining about the predicament.

 

[AllyKnight]

Good games everyone. Still issues but overall better. Will see you hopefully next time. Too many people so screw shoutouts.

 

[cemo]

I got DQ'd out of winners in 64 while I was playing Melee(my friends said someone went to tell the TOs what I was doing), but it's okay I know you can only make exceptions for notable players <3

(i am not actually mad because i'm bad at 64 but i'm pretty sure you guys want to know about all the problems people had)

 

[Bones0]

I got DQ'd out of winners in 64 while I was playing Melee(my friends said someone went to tell the TOs what I was doing), but it's okay I know you can only make exceptions for notable players <3

(i am not actually mad because i'm bad at 64 but i'm pretty sure you guys want to know about all the problems people had)

If they wanted to know about your problems, they would have listened last year when the same **** happened.

 

[pidgezero_one]

Good games everyone. Still issues but overall better. Will see you hopefully next time. Too many people so screw shoutouts.

NO SCREW U BUDDY















jk

 

[Zink Imp]

Dankey kang?

A video game character that is blue, collects rings and goes fast.

Whoops I missed the SCV tournament. Didn't know there was one lol.

Good **** everyone. Shout outs to my boy Cpt Jack and everyone I played friendlies with.
Also I hope the guy who had the seizure is alright.

 

[pidgezero_one]

A video game character that is blue, collects rings and goes fast.

Whoops I missed the SCV tournament. Didn't know there was one lol.

Good **** everyone. Shout outs to my boy Cpt Jack and everyone I played friendlies with.
Also I hope the guy who had the seizure is alright.

flaoc in star fox training mode?

 

[Bones0]

A video game character that is blue, collects rings and goes fast.

Whoops I missed the SCV tournament. Didn't know there was one lol.

Good **** everyone. Shout outs to my boy Cpt Jack and everyone I played friendlies with.
Also I hope the guy who had the seizure is alright.

^Yeah, that was definitely scary. If someone could report back on how he's doing, that'd be nice.

 

[pidgezero_one]

^Yeah, that was definitely scary. If someone could report back on how he's doing, that'd be nice.

I heard he was okay and returned to the venue later that day

 

[Bones0]

I heard he was okay and returned to the venue later that day

That's good.

With all those 9's, shouldn't you play G&W?

 

[da K.I.D.]

Shoutouts to florida for being the best smash scene, player wise and cool people wise too

Peep the Florida anthem right here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI

@Bones
i disagree that RR pools would have solved my problems. and im not mad that I got DQd due to a lack of time. Im mad i got DQd BECAUSE there was plenty of time for me to have played all the matches, and I got DQd anyway since like the guy 3 posts up said, im not famous.

 

[Vixen]

it's like s2j didn't get dqed and he's famous :V

 

[Xyro77]

* PLEASE LISTEN TO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I__9QbUqXAM WHILE YOU READ *






Ladies and nerds, I (the living legend, Xyro77) have returned to you with great sadness. I have brought with me my annual assessment of the yearly bore fest known as Apix hosted by Alex Trebek of Uganda. This year, we saw the rise of a REAL game (melee) as well as the rise of a FAKE game for little babies that cant handle brawl or melee. We call that game P(oisoned) M(elee). I expected Melee to do well (Thanks Evo) and i also expected the "mommy please give me my bottle of milk and a new diaper while i mod a game im not good at so that i can finally be good at it (but i still suck anyway teehee)" unskilled players to show in full force....and they did. However, this year, my Brawl night terrors had finally come true. The sight no human should bare witness did indeed happen. The end of Bawl has truly come.

But first, let me tell you a little story that lead up to the disaster that was Apux.

The day before Apox, i was with my GF. It was a dark, cold and stormy but we were sitting naked at a Mexico food place eating/drinking strawberry Margaritas. We were talking about my love for Interracial ****** Amputee Porn (iMap for short) when all of the sudden my iphone (glorious Apple master race) alarm went off. I reached for my phone to see what alarm could possibly be going off so early in the day. It was the "Apex has started. EMPTY YOUR CARE CUP"" alarm. So having seen the alrm, i emptied my care cup promptly. The next 3 days of Apix were ignored to the fullest of my ability. In fact, not thinking of Apux made me lose weight, gain a 6 pack, added a few inches to my already ridiculously long Zair and made my receding hair line......un-recede. I kept it off my mind and i swear i thought i was an improved man (in all ways). I was finally happy.

However........

The day after Apex, i get on SmashBoards. I get on to see how things were going in the Houston thread or maybe the WiiFitGirl boards (my ssb4 main btw). I was willing to look at anything but Apex info. But something in my head called out to me. It told me.....things. Things like "What if a Samus won Brawl at Apex?" Things like "What if a bunch of kick @$$ mid tiers placed well?" What if, NickRiddle finally posted "Xyro, when can i touch your peg leg?" When thoughts like that go through your head you cant help but go see if those thoughts are actually true. So i raced to the Apex results thread to see if Samus (or any REAL character) had won Brawl.

Here is what i found.............

1: Nairo

2: Zero

3: ESAM

4: Mew2King

5: Ally
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Wait.......WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Batman has finally won an Apex and has taken up 4 of the top 5 spots. Oh god this cant be happening! No please lawdy i beg you slap me awake!!!! Not only has MK dominated in singles and doubles for over 5 years now, he has also won an Apex. How much more will you stupid TOs allow? How many more innocent children will you feed to the NerdBat? Tell me, WHY do you let this happen? Do you enjoy it? Does MK's tornado sound make you want to touch yourself? WHAT IS IT?!?!?!??!!

YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM SICK OF THIS! IM DONE! IM OUT!!!!!

 

[8Bitman]

Xyro should be sponsored for his posts.​

 

[cemo]

it's like s2j didn't get dqed and he's famous :V

I think s2j was also really late(i am not exactly sure how late), and not say just playing a set for 15 minutes.

 

[Bones0]

/ thread

 

[Brawlman1000]

Xyro is the best poster on the boards of smash and the music made the read that much better. 10/10 would read again.
Also, Otori won Apex 2012 with MK, so it wasn't MK's first Apex.

 

[Xyro77]

I meant to say American mk but yes you are right. I can't edit it on my phone. Too big.


Edit: if people could read my post in 1min 30 sec, the music goes pretty good.

 

[LOE1]

Welllll I suppose I can do shoutouts, but only to the people I played/ talked to/ hung out with off of the top of my head. sorry if I forget anyone!

LOE1's Legendary Shoutouts!​

DRDN- thanks for da rooming, even tho I wasn't in there the majority of the time .

Poyo- you did better than I expected. hope to play you again mannn, and keep up da good work!

True Blue- yeaa, sonic vs wario is pretty ass isn't it lol, but you did do pretty well against me, made me learn a few more things about sonic. sorry for da death pool

Pwii- our first game was reaaaaaaaally close, not sure why ya went G&W game 2, I love dat mu. ggz though, and nice job on your placing.

Heru- good thing I didn't play you, you looked scary to play
ADHD- WYATT WHYYYY I WAS SOOOO CLOSE but really man, you did really well. i'll get my revenge next time we play, don't worry

False- yea **** wario ditto's lol. i'll be testing some other characters I could go against you...until next time.

Zinoto- I see you losing to joe. but tbh, he was on his game. just make sure he doesn't do it again, and say it was a fluke . also, with this new ADHD practice, you're done for.

Negga- fun teaming with you, I think we did pretty well. the infinite is so fun

Serynder- idk why, but it seemed as if ya didn't enjoy yourself as much as you did last apex. it was fun seeing you again though, and ggz in our mm.

Dark Peach- fun playing/talking with you man. you sure put a lot of work into this game. thanks for the advice too, i'll be sure to think about everything you said when im going against a tough player.

Lights- the wifi warrior finally came offline lol. fun playing you, and hope you come offline more.

Atomsk- the drunk atomsk is too strong for me to handle .

Ori- thanks for helping run the tournament. ik it was stressful, but you pulled it off. was fun hanging out with you for the weekend, I got to hang out with my favorite scumbag

Denti- fun games in our mm. ik this tournament wasn't your best, but hey, everyone had bad tournies once in a while. don't let it get you down!

K9- fun gamez. I know I play kinda gay, but I do what I gotta do to win. i'll be sure to come to the WC sometime if ya want a rematch

Master Raven- your mk is really good, I thought you had me game 2. I hope to see you play more

RedHalberd - fun games, you're just as good as people hyped you to be. the time out wars were fun lol

Ixus- MEH BOWSER CURSE IS OVERR! But really, you do have a really good bowser, I just learned how bowser works. fun games!

Jebu- That pictochat game was too hype lol. thank you based pictochat for making me win . that dk is sick though!

THE GANON GAUTLET- k so I got bopped 1st time, but I came with revenge next time around. no one is gonna let me forget what happened though

Ed- even though you got me depressed in Mario party...you're still a funny ass dude. its always fun hanging around you. next time lets not let tony t win, k?

Pane- fun hanging out with you man. the Mario party is strong, and your brother could never beat me at it

Tony T- you know you have the best luck...right :|. but it was fun hanging in your room and playing Mario party, I hope to see ya more!

Manny- yo man, good **** beating vex! I wish I got to play ya, but we will next time. you're a really chill dude
Kels- I didn't talk to you too much, but just watching you play Mario party was hella funny. I could tell you were like dead by the end of the night lol.

CrazyLittleJay- I swear you are the biggest troll for such a little kid lmao.

Verm- ganon gautlet aside...it was fun hanging out with ya sunday night. ur fun to be around

Paper- yo mann it was cool talking with you. I learned a lot about you and the WC. I hope we get to meet again and brawl!

Nairo- Congrats on winning man! ur just lucky you had to play freenoto and not me

I'm probably forgetting a few people...but this is all I can remember atm lol. overall, I very very VERY fun experience for me, although I wish brawl could have got more attention. When smash4 comes out, brawl will still be here. lets not forget about this ****ty game and keep it living!

 

[BlinkIV]

Shoutouts:

Shoutouts to everyone who made the event a reality. It was my first attendance of a national, and will definitely be attending more in the future.

Gallo - Good stuff keepin' it real, and bodying Easton Smash.

Eli - Yo, you lived up to all the **** you talk on smashboards. Nothin' but respect.

Glick - Kirby suicides all day.

Frozen - Good to meet you, and actually chat/play out of wifi. Shoutout to our double Lucario being unstopabble, and! Shoutout to double Uncle Julio.

Zhime - The best Zelda! Great to meet you, and play sets against you!

Gurukid - The ChrisG of smash! Except the johns, but man. Legit Diddy, I like what you've done with him, and how you utilize his tools. It's great.

Disqo - Always good to see you, and glad you were able to make it. HIT THE LIL NIQ WIT A FREEZE POP!

Strong Bad - Fun seeing you, and hanging out after things were ever. Shoutout to the DANK on the 3rd floor. Space Cadets up in there.

Mizuki - Fun to finally meet you, and play friendlies. Although I was half-asleep the whole time, and had no idea how to play the game.

Pink Fresh - You impressed me with your Lucas. Hope to see you again in the future, keep up the great work.

Armada - Finally met ya! Loved watching your Pit, and will definitely be incorporating a few things into my own game. Congrats on winning!

Big shoutout to the TX crew for coming along with me. Denti, Oracle, Sethlon, Bwett, Dakpo, SouthernGent, and Zhea. Next time, we'll have more, and really be in full force!

Shoutout to Danky Kang, and Stinky Stink. Dunky Kunk..?

Super sad the TX vs NY crew battle didn't happen, hopefully we'll have it happen at UFGT9, OR LTC 2.

 

[♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡]

i am the tallest girl at apex by at least a head like holy **** im tall as ****

This was the only thing I needed to read haha

 

[Vixen]

Stef is so gloriously tall. She totally eclipses my semi-dainty self. o3o

 

[ZetTroxX]

 

[NJzFinest]

Venue johns and pool johns aside, this was prob my favorite Apex.

Shoutouts:

Ryobeat- Thanks for letting me cut <3. We really need to start playing at these huge events since we never seem to met outside of them… despite living in the same state lol.

Purdue Smashers- Thanks for making the Apex experience 100x better. It was nice to finally met my successors. Little England, it was great watching you destroy Wes and his entire crew with your non-tournament Falcon lmao. Also thanks for helping out my Marth, I need to learn this ***** quick. Timerbombs, good job out placing me (pool johnsssssssssss) and it was fun doing teams vs LE and J666. I just realized we never did 1v1s, so next time for sure. Nate, we didn’t play AT ALL lol. Next time we met I’m going to play friendlies with you nonstop. Thanks for helping me out with the room too <3. Anthony, such a homie, thanks for chilling with me when the kids went to bed haha. The Peach is solid, keep up the practice and become the next Armada. Guys we gotta chill againnnn.

KevinM- THE KID. Lol that Saturday Night TURN UP was so much fun. I didn’t realize you were such a homie. For now on we gotta turn up at every event dude. Oh, and that Fox... the kids is nice. Looking mad cute, OOO kill em.

J666- lololol this guy yo. The **** talk is real haha, was fun hanging out with you. So much West Coast pride, I respect that! Too bad Link sucks poop and East Coast is better . Next time let’s get that money match yo. I want that West Coast green.

Smellycat- More Marth tips please.

Simon- Always nice seeing you. Those friendlies were fun, especially teams. We gotta team up at a local soon. START ENTERING YA *****.

Internet Explorer- Fine fine, moneymatch next time.

Nakat- LOL DAMN YOU. I wanted to see you go all the way haha. The young puff is pretty nice btw, you should play more Melee with us .

Keitaro- Well you were hella busy.

Atomsik- OOO Saturday Night turn up. Was nice finally seeing you again. Sorry for all the hate Melee niggs gave, but I wasn’t one of them! <3

Inui- Good seeing you again too. A shame you started playing poorly but **** happens. I’m glad to see you actively playing again just like old times. Next time you got this bro. Hope to see you at a tourney soon. Btw don’t say Donkey Kong is gay when you use Sheik!

Lordknight- LOL **** YOU. I’m the best and you suck. MM MEEE. But yeah, great seeing you and hanging out haha. You’re too funny. Haitian pride all day *****.

KoreanDJ- You prolly weren’t sober but you and KevinM agreed to a 1k moneymatch where you have to play Kirby, KevinM has to play Pichu vs my Fox and Lordknight’s Fox. Next SaltySuite? ITE MANG.

Mattdotzeb- So much cuter in real life. We didn’t talk much but it was nice seeing you finally.

Darrell- More massages please.

Zhu- It was great meeting you. Thanks for the “words of wisdom” heh, I’m definitely gonna take this game more seriously after what you said… especially now that I can finally balance out time for bboying and smash. Btw my bboy and bgirl friend think you’re cool/nice. Also TOLD YOU SO.. highest placing Falco that isn’t Mango/PP. I wanna see you in top 5 next time.

Milktea- After all these years, we met, cuul.

Meta- Great meeting you. We had a nice talk lol, wish we got to play.

Eikelman- WOW YOU KILLED ME WITH A SHIELD POKE WHEN MY SHIELD WAS FULL. SO MUCH RAGE, DANKEY KANG IS SUCH A BAD CHARACTER OMG JOHNS. Lol fun games man, good stuff. I really wish you stayed Ganon. DK dittos aren’t fun / johns. SO MUCH JOHNS. The team friendlies on Sunday were dopeeee.

Crush- The kid is nice.

Mew2King- Hi Jason, thanks for giving me money via side bets .

Sensei- lol it looks like you had a death pool in Melee too.

Copycat- NJ ALL DAY.

Jreed- Too good, stop comboing me.

Vanguard- Thanks for the PM tips man. Our pool matches were a lot of fun.

Green Ranger & Phish-it- It was so great to finally met you guys. You have no idea of much respect and fanboy-ism I have lol. I know, you guys weren’t at your peak but I learned a lot watching your matches. Teach me the way of the kang pls.

Strong Bad- We only chatted for a bit and I only saw a few of your matches, but that PM DK is looking pretty ridiculous. I’ll have to keep up with the PM stuff, especially now since I’m getting into the game. I use Falco though… haha nerf this fool.

Joey- STUPID FALCO PLAYERS MAKING THE DK MATCHUP A LIVING HELL. Yo mad cool how met by tutting in from of Chu Dat when he was sleeping lol. Hope to see you at one of the NY events or practices mang.

Isai- Glad I finally got the chance to speak with you lol. Such a nice guy, grats again on the win. Don’t Get Hit v2

C!Z- Pleaseee help me get goodddddd

Voorhese- Fun friendlies yoo. Dankey Kang stronk, right? Yo next time don’t kill yourself 3 times and make it far in bracket? Ok? Lol but really, you’re so good wtf. Keep it up. Ah shame S2J effed up pools.

Zanguzen- DUDE, blast from the past. Let’s hit up tourneys again like old times. Grats on schooling kids with the oldschool Falco.

The Moon- Don’t laugh at my wavebird.

Chain-ace- We should start training yo. I need that Falco practice. Good stuff running the tourney, you looked really busy. A shame we didn’t play L.

Dogysamich- Good chatting with you about the Soul Caliber scene. It's awesome how you're always around for these big events even though you don't smash much lol. Cya next time man.

Others- I have bad memory, sorry if I forgot you.


Special Shoutouts:

Donkey Kong- Get lost.

 

[The_NZA]

To issue a correction, In PM I only used Ness this tourney. I've never played Sonic in an official capacity and maybe have tried him twice.

 

[Xyro77]

Was Denti, Zano and Dakpo the only Texans to go for Brawl?

 

[Sweet™]

I lost in losers semis to Wes in my pool. I think Rubyvixen and I's places are backwards.

 

[LLDL]

I lost in losers semis to Wes in my pool. I think Rubyvixen and I's places are backwards.

The bracket says you lost to Wes in loser's quarters. Take a look and tell me if it's an error. http://i.imgur.com/UarXItZ.png

 

[Vixen]

no that brackets correct. i lost in semis

 

[Shadow the Past]

gdlk

but ally played snake except like one match lol

 

[BlueXenon]

Ally used Snake, not MK. But still, I loved your post! :D

 

[Grey Belnades]

Batman has finally won an Apex and has taken up 4 of the top 5 spot

Superman didn't save us...

 

[LLDL]

Reserved for my shoutouts

 

[Zano]

Was Denti, Zano and Dakpo the only Texans to go for Brawl?

Yeah, I don't think anyone else went for bawrl

 

[Xyro77]

Ally did go MK. He said so