And this is why you shouldnt listnen to reviews :p

[tirkaro]

Captain falcon's final smash confirmed as landmaster.

 

[Uchiha.Sanosuke]

That guy who gave Smash 64 a 2/10? He's going to Hell. Seriously.

I bet his superior fed him to lions years ago.

 

[shellblade]

Googled the reviewer I think this is him....


http://www.shaunconlin.com/default.htm

When you're looking through his works for the article I believe it falls under

Online > Various (MSN Search)

QUICK! Someone contact the gut and make fun of him!

 

[DMAJohnson]

However, there’s no way I’m going to ask three friends over just to see if [the multiplayer aspect] is the secret of Smash’s success...

I lol'd.

I lol'd hard.

 

[WeeklyJumpman]

You and me, and me and you...

That guy knows/knew zilch about Nintendo.

 

[Mediator]

omg i loved ssb i played it untill melee came out and still play it!!!

 

[VanillaMummy]

Best part of the article. Hands down.

(Captain Falcon from Star Fox was a very close second.)

I loved that quote as well. Talk about extreme irony.

 

[soviet prince]

This is why you don't do drugs kids :D

 

[killbeast301]

This is why you don't do drugs kids :D

Or at least not while writing game reviews.

 

[RedMage8BT]

Man, that review is so poorly written it almost sounds like it's being sarcastic. The sad part is knowing that it's not.

All he basically says is "This game has a good concept and it's popular, but it sucks" He doesn't even really say what he doesn't like about the game. He just uses crude, pejorative language like "fat-head" and "rip-off" to essentially do nothing more than fanboy rant about the game's supposedly unwarranted popularity.

"Wah! It's 2D, that means it sucks! Why does everyone like it! Waaaaaah!"

I thought Jeff Gerstmann was fail, but this just takes the cake (and every other dessert for that matter)

 

[Colenstien]

There's Fox McCloud from StarFox! There’s Link of legendary Zelda fame, there’s Yoshi and Kirby and Donkey Kong and Auntie Emm and Toto too!

You silly reviewer, Toto wasn't in the original.

 

[S0crat3s]

http://www.elecplay.com/reviews_article.php?article=411

That was funny

That guy must feel really dumb by now.

Are you, by any chance, from NF?