Which Super Smash Brothers Character has the Hardest Time Getting Dates

[Oracle_Summon]

Like the title says, which officially revealed character from SSB4 do you think has the hardest time getting dates?

This thread is just for jokes.

 

[Leafeon523]

This thread definatly needs to have a poll. Anyway, I imagine it's hard for to get a date with that tongue

 

[Sobreviviente]

Olimar, he is married

 

[Oracle_Summon]

This thread definatly needs to have a poll. Anyway, I imagine it's hard for to get a date with that tongue

Yeah. Sorry about that....I should have done that.

 

[UberMadman]

Bowser, because he has to kidnap women just to get them to hang out with him... unles he's playing sports for some reason.

 

[Altais]

Mega Man, because he's impotent!

...I cannot believe I just said that.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

This thread definatly needs to have a poll. Anyway, I imagine it's hard for to get a date with that tongue

You kidding me? The ladies love that toungue

 

[HeavyLobster]

It's such a shame Wario hasn't been revealed for this. I'm going to say Villager, because that creepy stare scares people off.

 

[chronomantic]

Luigi. He's awkward to even walk.

 

[Aguki90]

Lucina and Robin triumph Chrom glory.
Olimar is the only father smash.
Yoshi can Jump higher than Mario or even Luigi, It have a very risky recovery in smash.
Ganondorf has a base speed of 25 almost slow as Jigglypuff that have 20 base speed.

Characters that are fast and fast mediocre attacks are top tier and Slow and very strong character are low tiers SCIENCE SMASH!

 

[Oracle_Summon]

Lucina and Robin triumph Chrom glory.
Olimar is the only father smash.
Yoshi can Jump higher than Mario or even Luigi, It have a very risky recovery in smash.
Ganondorf has a base speed of 25 almost slow as Jigglypuff that have 20 base speed.

Characters that are fast and fast mediocre attacks are top tier and Slow and very strong character are low tiers SCIENCE SMASH!

.......Are you sure you're in the right thread?

 

[Kind Dedede]

Samus would have difficulty if she never took off the suit.

Palutena because goddesses don't mingle, they usually get ***** or just give into the act thanks to Greek mythology.

Rosalina since she lives in the galaxy alone with a bunch of stars by herself.

Yoshi since he doesn't need to get laid to reproduce. That and I'm sure they're all dudes.

Although the worst offender would be Mario. Its usually because he's about to go on a date or the date just starts that Peach gets kidnapped. Talk about getting c*ck bl*cked by a demented turtle. He's gone through so much just for it to happen again and again, even if its only a kiss in return.

 

[Zzuxon]

Lucina and Robin triumph Chrom glory.
Olimar is the only father smash.
Yoshi can Jump higher than Mario or even Luigi, It have a very risky recovery in smash.
Ganondorf has a base speed of 25 almost slow as Jigglypuff that have 20 base speed.

Characters that are fast and fast mediocre attacks are top tier and Slow and very strong character are low tiers SCIENCE SMASH!

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I know English isn't your first language but what the heck are you talking about?

 

[Critzilean]

Any Pokemon really, considering they don't have dates, people just stick them in a daycare forcing them to constantly breed with pink blobs until they produce the perfect offspring and then they spend their time constantly battling other Pokemon.

 

[Wanderer from Roseyard]

Lucas ain't never kissed a gurl

Ness on the other hand... he carries a bat because he hit every base.

 

[UltimateWario]

It's such a shame Wario hasn't been revealed for this. I'm going to say Villager, because that creepy stare scares people off.

>implying that all the ladies don't want Wario

Wario's got quite a few ladies after his sexy hindquarters, you know. Princess Shokora, Captain Syrup, Mona (officially, even), Spritzie Queen...

Besides, he owns the most successful video game company in the Mushroom Kingdom and has more money than Bill Gates will ever see in his lifetime. Wario isn't really as much of a weird creep as Brawl made him out to be. At heart, he's a selfish, greedy, ridiculously narcissistic and muscly billionaire with a love for adventure. What lady doesn't want that?

 

[TewnLeenk]

Definitely not Captain Falcon.

 

[Wanderer from Roseyard]

All the jokes I want to make about various characters in this thread would surely net me infractions.

 

[GamerGuy09]

 

[YoshiandToad]

Olimar.

He's too small.

 

[Ascended]

Ness on the other hand... he carries a bat because he hit every base.

 

[DrRiceBoy]

Olimar, he is married

Marth would have a difficult time too. He's also married.