Important The Ridley for SSB4 Thread - End of an Era

[Phaazoid]

So since we're making an employment list, I figured I should organize it:

Employees (so far):
Ridley Propaganda Artists: @ AndreaAC @ SchAlternate
Redundant Cycle Announcer (The cycles are redundant): @WingedSnagret
Animal GIFs: @ TitanTeaTime
Text-Wall Architect/Moveset Interrogator: Myself (The Soulless One)
Size/Shadow Analyzers: @ Dalek_Kolt @Angelglory @Smashoperatingbuddy123 @OblivionWolf
The Realism Squad: @ Phaazoid @Scoliosis Jones
Lounge Peacekeepers: @ IsmaR @Swampasaur @Scoliosis Jones
?????: @ majora_787 @Pacack @Reila
Unassigned: Everyone else

Current Applicants (as far as I can tell):
Ridley Propaganda Artist: @ AbioFlesh

Let me know if I missed anyone and if I need to readjust our current employee list.

You forgot to add dark phazon to real squad

he did found realtalk. that's pretty much his child

Also I think I should be the head of my own sarcasm department

realism depresses me too much


and Oasis_S needs his own catagory: Strongest


also angleglory is totally an artist too

 

[WayfaringElf]

So since we're making an employment list, I figured I should organize it:

Employees (so far):
Ridley Propaganda Artists: @ AndreaAC @ SchAlternate
Redundant Cycle Announcer (The cycles are redundant): @WingedSnagret
Animal GIFs: @ TitanTeaTime
Text-Wall Architect/Moveset Interrogator: Myself (The Soulless One)
Size/Shadow Analyzers: @ Dalek_Kolt @Angelglory @Smashoperatingbuddy123 @OblivionWolf
The Realism Squad: @ Phaazoid @Scoliosis Jones
Lounge Peacekeepers: @ IsmaR @Swampasaur @Scoliosis Jones
?????: @ majora_787 @Pacack @Reila
Unassigned: Everyone else

Current Applicants (as far as I can tell):
Ridley Propaganda Artist: @ AbioFlesh

Let me know if I missed anyone and if I need to readjust our current employee list.

The hope bringer: @ WayfaringElf

 

[TitanTeaTime]

Animal GIFs: @ TitanTeaTime

 

[AustarusIV]

So since we're making an employment list, I figured I should organize it:

Employees (so far):
Lounge Owner; Strongest: @Oasis_S
Ridley Propaganda Artists: @ AndreaAC @ SchAlternate @Angelglory
Redundant Cycle Announcer (The cycles are redundant): @WingedSnagret
Animal GIFs: @ TitanTeaTime
Text-Wall Architect/Moveset Interrogator: Myself (@The Soulless One )
Size/Shadow Analyzers: @ Dalek_Kolt @Angelglory @Smashoperatingbuddy123 @OblivionWolf
The Realism Squad: @ Phaazoid @Scoliosis Jones @Dark Phazon
The Sarcasm Department: @ Phaazoid
Lounge Peacekeepers: @ IsmaR @Swampasaur @Scoliosis Jones
Low-Quality Trolls: @The Soulless One
?????: @ majora_787 @Pacack @Reila
Unassigned: Everyone else

Current Applicants (as far as I can tell):
Ridley Propaganda Artist: @ AbioFlesh
Bringer of Hope: @ WayfaringElf

All individuals listed under Current Applicants have shown some potential for their positions but need to continue proving themselves to the HR Department (who should control this by the way?) to become Full Time Employees

Let me know if I missed anyone and if I need to readjust our current employee list.

I'm the token Charizard.

(It's a secret to everyone.)

 

[Tungsten]

I love every single one of you beautiful basterds.

 

[AbioFlesh]

So since we're making an employment list, I figured I should organize it:

Ridley's Gigantic Space Pirate Lounge:

Employees (so far):
Lounge Owner; Strongest: @Oasis_S
HR Department: ??????????
Ridley Propaganda Artists; Comic Relief: @ AndreaAC @ SchAlternate @Angelglory
Redundant Cycle Announcer (The cycles are redundant): @WingedSnagret
Animal GIFs: @ TitanTeaTime
Text-Wall Architect/Moveset Interrogator: Myself (@The Soulless One )
Size/Shadow Analyzers: @ Dalek_Kolt @Angelglory @Smashoperatingbuddy123 @OblivionWolf
The Realism Squad: @ Phaazoid @Scoliosis Jones @Dark Phazon
The Sarcasm Department: @ Phaazoid
Lounge Peacekeepers: @ IsmaR @Swampasaur @Scoliosis Jones
Low-Quality Trolls: @The Soulless One
?????: @ majora_787 @Pacack @Reila
Charidley: @ AustarusIV
Punching Bag: Roidley
Unassigned: Everyone else

Current Applicants (as far as I can tell):
Ridley Propaganda Artist: @ AbioFlesh
Bringer of Hope: @ WayfaringElf

All individuals listed under Current Applicants have shown some potential for their positions but need to continue proving themselves to the HR Department (who should control this by the way?) to become Full Time Employees

Let me know if I missed anyone and if I need to readjust our current employee list.

Yeah, I'll be a Propaganda artist.

 

[Tungsten]

So since we're making an employment list, I figured I should organize it:

Ridley's Gigantic Space Pirate Lounge:

Employees (so far):
Lounge Owner; Strongest: @Oasis_S
HR Department: ??????????
Ridley Propaganda Artists; Comic Relief: @ AndreaAC @ SchAlternate @Angelglory
Redundant Cycle Announcer (The cycles are redundant): @WingedSnagret
Animal GIFs: @ TitanTeaTime
Text-Wall Architect/Moveset Interrogator: Myself (@The Soulless One )
Size/Shadow Analyzers: @ Dalek_Kolt @Angelglory @Smashoperatingbuddy123 @OblivionWolf
The Realism Squad: @ Phaazoid @Scoliosis Jones @Dark Phazon
The Sarcasm Department: @ Phaazoid
Lounge Peacekeepers: @ IsmaR @Swampasaur @Scoliosis Jones
Low-Quality Trolls: @The Soulless One
?????: @ majora_787 @Pacack @Reila
Charidley: @ AustarusIV
Punching Bag: Roidley
Unassigned: Everyone else

Current Applicants (as far as I can tell):
Ridley Propaganda Artist: @ AbioFlesh
Bringer of Hope: @ WayfaringElf
Some other department: @MorbidAltruism @False Sense

All individuals listed under Current Applicants have shown some potential for their positions but need to continue proving themselves to the HR Department (who should control this by the way?) to become Full Time Employees

Let me know if I missed anyone and if I need to readjust our current employee list.

I'l serve the space drinks

 

[Maxilian]

Yeah, a single game boy game released over 20 years ago. So she's not really any better than Waluigi on that front.

Is better than nothing don't you think?

 

[Deleted member]

I'l serve the space drinks

Added under Current Applicants.
Do you have any Recipe/Name Ideas/Descriptions?

 

[Hong]

My favorite position <3

I would have you no other way.

 

[Maxilian]

I'l serve the space drinks

Can i have one? :D

 

[Ridley_Prime]

:/ these kinds of posts sadden me, because they're kinda true. I hope this'd mean only until the game came out, at least. I'd hate to see the denizens of this thread vanish.

Amen... And pretty much what N3on was saying earlier too.

So since we're making an employment list, I figured I should organize it:

Ridley's Gigantic Space Pirate Lounge:

Employees (so far):
Lounge Owner; Strongest: @Oasis_S
HR Department: ??????????
Ridley Propaganda Artists; Comic Relief: @ AndreaAC @ SchAlternate @Angelglory
Redundant Cycle Announcer (The cycles are redundant): @WingedSnagret
Animal GIFs: @ TitanTeaTime
Text-Wall Architect/Moveset Interrogator: Myself (@The Soulless One )
Size/Shadow Analyzers: @ Dalek_Kolt @Angelglory @Smashoperatingbuddy123 @OblivionWolf
The Realism Squad: @ Phaazoid @Scoliosis Jones @Dark Phazon
The Sarcasm Department: @ Phaazoid
Lounge Peacekeepers: @ IsmaR @Swampasaur @Scoliosis Jones
Low-Quality Trolls: @The Soulless One
?????: @ majora_787 @Pacack @Reila
Charidley: @ AustarusIV
Punching Bag: Roidley
Unassigned: Everyone else

Current Applicants (as far as I can tell):
Ridley Propaganda Artist: @ AbioFlesh
Bringer of Hope: @ WayfaringElf

All individuals listed under Current Applicants have shown some potential for their positions but need to continue proving themselves to the HR Department (who should control this by the way?) to become Full Time Employees

Let me know if I missed anyone and if I need to readjust our current employee list.

Could add me to the realism squad. Otherwise I don't care.

 

[Ridles the Space Pirate]

Anyone else going to be mad if he ends up DLC, like that would be dirty cause they know everyone would buy it.

I'd be stuck in a state of limbo between: "Grr... I have to spend more money" and "YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS HES IN!!!!!!"

 

[majora_787]

I'm not even worried about DLC. Last time Sakurai brought it up, he made it clear that he had every intention of making SSB4 as complete a game as possible to begin with and would only start considering DLC after it was finished. I am pretty sure that if Ridley was on their roster plan, he was finished and is going to be in the game for the same $40 that gets you everything else.

Also I am pretty sure my job in the Ridley thread is to rotate between copious amounts of avatars of female anime characters. That's basically all I do here.

 

[Ridles the Space Pirate]

I wonder what my job is/should be. I am practicing drawing Ridley, but that's by hand. hmmm...how to be accepted by strangers on the internet....

 

[GraveEclipse567]

Can I be everyone's boss?

 

[Kalimdori]

So since we're making an employment list, I figured I should organize it:

Ridley's Gigantic Space Pirate Lounge:

Employees (so far):
Lounge Owner; Strongest: @Oasis_S
HR Department: ??????????
Ridley Propaganda Artists; Comic Relief: @ AndreaAC @ SchAlternate @Angelglory
Redundant Cycle Announcer (The cycles are redundant): @WingedSnagret
Animal GIFs: @ TitanTeaTime
Text-Wall Architect/Moveset Interrogator: Myself (@The Soulless One )
Size/Shadow Analyzers: @ Dalek_Kolt @Angelglory @Smashoperatingbuddy123 @OblivionWolf
The Realism Squad: @ Phaazoid @Scoliosis Jones @Dark Phazon @ Ridley_Prime
The Sarcasm Department: @ Phaazoid
Lounge Peacekeepers: @ IsmaR @Swampasaur @Scoliosis Jones
Low-Quality Trolls: @The Soulless One
?????: @ majora_787 @Pacack @Reila
Charidley: @ AustarusIV
Resident Punching Bag: Roidley
Unassigned: @MorbidAltruism @False Sense ; Everyone else.

Current Applicants (as far as I can tell):
Ridley Propaganda Artists: @ AbioFlesh
Bringer of Hope: @ WayfaringElf
Lounge Bartender: @ Tungsten
Some other department: Everyone else.

All individuals listed under Current Applicants have shown some potential for their positions but need to continue proving themselves to the HR Department (who should control this by the way?) to become Full Time Employees.

Let me know if I missed anyone and if I need to readjust our current employee list.

This is one of the most beautiful things this thread has ever created

 

[AndreaAC]

So since we're making an employment list, I figured I should organize it:

Ridley's Gigantic Space Pirate Lounge:

Employees (so far):
Lounge Owner; Strongest: @Oasis_S
HR Department: ??????????
Ridley Propaganda Artists; Comic Relief: @ AndreaAC @ SchAlternate @Angelglory
Redundant Cycle Announcer (The cycles are redundant): @WingedSnagret
Animal GIFs: @ TitanTeaTime
Text-Wall Architect/Moveset Interrogator: Myself (@The Soulless One )
Size/Shadow Analyzers: @ Dalek_Kolt @Angelglory @Smashoperatingbuddy123 @OblivionWolf
The Realism Squad: @ Phaazoid @Scoliosis Jones @Dark Phazon @ Ridley_Prime
The Sarcasm Department: @ Phaazoid
Lounge Peacekeepers: @ IsmaR @Swampasaur @Scoliosis Jones
Low-Quality Trolls: @The Soulless One
?????: @ majora_787 @Pacack @Reila
Charidley: @ AustarusIV
Resident Punching Bag: Roidley
Unassigned: @MorbidAltruism @False Sense ; Everyone else.

Current Applicants (as far as I can tell):
Ridley Propaganda Artists: @ AbioFlesh
Bringer of Hope: @ WayfaringElf
Lounge Bartender: @ Tungsten
Some other department: Everyone else.

All individuals listed under Current Applicants have shown some potential for their positions but need to continue proving themselves to the HR Department (who should control this by the way?) to become Full Time Employees.

Let me know if I missed anyone and if I need to readjust our current employee list.

xD Oh GOD, you killed me with "Resident Punching Bag: Roidley"

And...you got the "Ridley Progaganda Artist" from me I guess? And I actually did a war propaganda with him....xD

 

[Phaazoid]

Amen... And pretty much what N3on was saying earlier too.


Could add me to the realism squad. Otherwise I don't care.

There should be a squad for vets of the brawl ridley war

you me oasis ismar i forget other names

it isn't really a job but we get pension so it's list-able

But yeah don't worry even if Ridley isn't in I'll still be around the boards. places. always up for matches of smash. gotta waste my last year of uni somehow xD. If there isn't a metroid general discussion thread to relocate to or something, that'd be the real crime.

I'm the token Charizard.

(It's a secret to everyone.)

I swear to god we'll figure out who it is eventually. YOU CANT HIDE FOREVER



Also somebody needs to check if @ Tungsten 's license is up to date. If he doesn't have the proper paperwork to be serving space drinks there could be trouble.

 

[Headcrab Jackalope]

Can I apply for the position of The Guy Who Posts Random Pictures With Ridley Artwork Pasted On Them(I guess that counts as propaganda art)?

Lets not forget my "ramping positive hype" picture.

 

[NintenRob]

Is it just me, or is Ridleys design in this actually

Hmmm.

 

[AbioFlesh]

I'll make a better, flashier one when I get better at typography.

 

[Bravetriforcer]

Sry if this has been addressed before but I thought a trailer showed that Ridley was being regulated to boss status?

Nope.

Is it just me, or is Ridleys design in this actually

Hmmm.

Oh what you've never seen a boss JUMP?

So delusional.

 

[Xenorange]

Why is it that no one else is as convinced as I am about Ridley's playability based on that jumping gif. It seemed to be pretty legit to me, am I missing something?

 

[SchAlternate]

Is it just me, or is Ridleys design in this actually

Hmmm.

And is just me, or does this concept art resembles his incarnation from Zero Mission at least slightly?

It could make splicing them into an hybrid a heck of a lot more easily that using his Super Metroid design...

 

[Bravetriforcer]

Why is it that no one else is as convinced as I am about Ridley's playability based on that jumping gif. It seemed to be pretty legit to me, am I missing something?

It could just be, like, his attack script being horribly unfinished a year after work on him began, man.

Totally.

 

[Shinru202]

Everything has a right time and right occasion....Ridley has not been seen since the beginning of the development (April Direct shadow does not count since we have not seen Ridley's model)

Sakurai has been very dodgy about Ridley's Invitation and I think that the Director is saving the Dragon's announcement for a much later date....and this will probably the BIGGEST VIDEO GAME PLOT TWIST.

14:05 - 18:40.....The Girl(Mel) thinks that the Guy (Joe) will propose to her...but Joe keeps giving false hope to Mel...

Spoiler

18:41 Joe pulls out the ENGAGEMENT RING IN A PLOT TWIST and proposes for real

 

[NintenRob]

And is just me, or does this concept art resembles his incarnation from Zero Mission at least slightly?

It could make splicing them into an hybrid a heck of a lot more easily that using his Super Metroid design...

So that with Other M tail? I'm Ok with that.

 

[SchAlternate]

So that with Other M tail? I'm Ok with that.

And purple skin, too. Also spikes.

 

[NintenRob]

I thought I would share this on Gamefaqs and this was the result
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/633202-super-smash-bros-for-wii-u/69470919

Looks like the word is out, People are already celebrating (and denying it)

 

[Dalek_Kolt]

And is just me, or does this concept art resembles his incarnation from Zero Mission at least slightly?

It could make splicing them into an hybrid a heck of a lot more easily that using his Super Metroid design...

I just noticed Zero Mission Ridley doesn't have a tongue.

Wonder if Ridley ever has had situations where he accidentally bit off his tongue.

 

[Deleted member]

What do you guys think, does the Lounge need anything in the vein of Secretaries, any other significant positions you can think of right now?

Also, I'm still taking nominations for the HR (Human Resources) Department if any of you other regular/experienced posters can throw me some.

Also also, @Oasis_S if you could find the time to put my employee list along with the Lounge Sign that @ AbioFlesh made in the OP, I would GREATLY appreciate that, but I don't want to pressure you if you don't want to.

 

[RidleyDX]

So since we're making an employment list, I figured I should organize it:

Ridley's Gigantic Space Pirate Lounge:

Employees (so far):
Lounge Owner; Strongest: @Oasis_S
Employee Head Organizer/Manager/Coordinator: @The Soulless One
HR Department: ??????????
Old Timers (TGBRW Veterans*): @ Phaazoid @ Ridley_Prime @Oasis_S @ IsmaR
Ridley Propaganda Artists; Comic Relief: @ AndreaAC @ SchAlternate @Angelglory @ AbioFlesh
Redundant Cycle Announcer (The cycles are redundant): @WingedSnagret
Animal GIFs: @ TitanTeaTime
Text-Wall Architect/Moveset Interrogator: Myself (@The Soulless One )
Size/Shadow Analyzers: @ Dalek_Kolt @Angelglory @Smashoperatingbuddy123 @OblivionWolf
The Realism Squad: @ Phaazoid @Scoliosis Jones @Dark Phazon @ Ridley_Prime
The Sarcasm Department: @ Phaazoid
Lounge Peacekeepers: @ IsmaR @Swampasaur @Scoliosis Jones
Low-Quality Trolls: @The Soulless One
Female Avatar Roulette Captain: @ majora_787
?????: @ majora_787 @Pacack @Reila
Charidley: @ AustarusIV
Resident Punching Bag: Roidley
Unassigned: @MorbidAltruism @False Sense ; Everyone else.

Current Applicants (as far as I can tell):
Ridley Propaganda Artists: N/A
Bringer of Hope: @ WayfaringElf
Lounge Bartender: @ Tungsten
Ridley in Miscellaneous Media: @ Headcrab Jackalope
Some other department: Everyone else.

All individuals listed under Current Applicants have shown some potential for their positions but need to continue proving themselves to the HR Department (who should control this by the way?) to become Full Time Employees.

*TGBRW Stands for The Great Brawl Ridley War; all listed veterans are written as I've heard them from @ Phaazoid

Let me know if I missed anyone and if I need to readjust our current employee list.

This is beautiful you also should put @ majora_787 as detractor devourer, because when there a detractor in sight he goes all in.

I want to be in it too butI don't know what I'am

 

[AustarusIV]

Nope.


Oh what you've never seen a boss JUMP?

So delusional.

Well, there's Petey Piranha...and Porky...and those two original Smash bosses from Brawl.

 

[SchAlternate]

Fun Fact: While searching for some Zero Mission concept art for Ridley, I found this piece of Rule 63 thing.

Spoiler

Another point for She-dley supporters?

 

[Dalek_Kolt]

Fun Fact: While searching for some Zero Mission concept art for Ridley, I found this piece of Rule 63 thing.

Spoiler

Another point for She-dley supporters?

...I have so many questions...

 

[GraveEclipse567]

Fun Fact: While searching for some Zero Mission concept art for Ridley, I found this piece of Rule 63 thing.

Spoiler

Another point for She-dley supporters?

I didn't need my eyes anyway.

 

[Deleted member]

Fun Fact: While searching for some Zero Mission concept art for Ridley, I found this piece of Rule 63 thing.

Spoiler

Another point for She-dley supporters?

Ugh, that does Ridley's Rule 63 so much injustice, I think that both male and female Ridley's should be kept purely as Space Dragons, I don't like any of this half human/half wyvern/dragon/pterodactyl stuff.

 

[Hong]

Fun Fact: While searching for some Zero Mission concept art for Ridley, I found this piece of Rule 63 thing.

Spoiler

Another point for She-dley supporters?

Um... yeah...
No.

 

[NintenRob]

Sometimes I think the Ridley fans of SmashBoards are the Daisy fans of Gamefaqs.

You go from talking about evidence that he is probably playable to rule 63....

Sometimes I worry about you guys.