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The Back Room Party Bus Has A New Crew!! (Newbies Selected!)

Dodongo

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That's right! The BRoom party bus is in town, and you've got a chance at a seat. This thread is going to be moving around through different parts of the site in search of cool people who like to grime and don't afraid of anything. If you're awesome, do us both a favor and apply for BRoomership right now.

What is the Back Room?

It's a private subforum of SWF where (mostly) anything goes and moderation is kept to a minimum. Most of SWF's oldest and coolest members hang out there, and the majority of them are mods or sweuffers who have moderated in the past. Contrary to popular belief, it is not a subforum for discussing chiropractic techniques and dorsal orthopedics. We can't help you with your chronic lumbago.

To clear up any confusion, this is the cool Back Room, not one of the smash-related ones.

Why should I want to go to there?

The post quality is consistently great. Some of the funniest posts I've ever read came from there, but it's also a really cool place for having deep discussions and forming real friendships. It's kind of a close-knit corner of the internet, and your BRoom homies will always have your back (but not with a knife or a gun).

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You Laugh, You Lose: BBBBRRRROOOOOM EDITION (aka best edition)
Mods are away, poast giraffes
Let's insult each other and everything else too
Craig vs. The Mexican Workers and their Mariachi Music from Hell
MS Paint Changes Tally (this is important guys)
Think Fast! You're the Megaman now, dog
Confession. I'm literally Neil Patrick Harris
All right, who's black and who isn't
[IMPORTANT] I just had sex with half a box of Cocoa Pebbles
Why is Bizarro-Livvers hanging out with Tit Man?!

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[collapse=Look how cool your flair will be with the BRoom skin]

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[collapse=Take part in top-secret shenanigans]

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[collapse=Fringe benefits]
  • Australian-proof safe houses with laser-guided boomerang interceptors
  • Shaqspeare (trust me)
  • A glorious absence of smash talk
  • A 30% increase in handsomeness
  • Lots of :088:, :mad088:, and :yeahboi:
  • We once had a live bear among our ranks. Neveor forget
  • Clam Day!
  • You'll finally learn the truth behind period blood
  • No Froggy
  • No tiggling
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Is there any reason why I wouldn't want to go to there?
[collapse=yes]Unfortunately, we cannot prevent mic_128 from making dad jokes. Just stand very still and don't make eye contact; his vision is based on movement.
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How do I get in?

Here's the fun part: We came up with a short questionnaire for prospective BRoomers to fill out. If you're interested, just send @[B]Xiivi[/B] & @[B]Evil Eye[/B] a private message with your answers. If some of the questions don't apply to you, don't sweat it, just say something funny instead. Do not answer the questions in this topic! If you do, I will personally drive to your house and throw acid in your face. Also, I'll be rather cross with you.

Open admissions end on Friday, June 13th!

[collapse=The survey questions]You're late.[/collapse]

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ndayday

stuck on a whole different plaaaanet
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I always liked how people were ushered in quietly instead of open admissions
 

Mega Bidoof

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*sees title*
*becomes curious*
*skims through OP*
Hmmm..... Seems legit

*wonders how hard questions are*
*reads questions*

Hey! These are right up my alley!
 

Swamp Sensei

Today is always the most enjoyable day!
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I got in and I don't even know how. Lol.
 

KokiriKory

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Sometimes life has a funny way of bringing together ends, as if a key and a lock were forever flying through the universe to meet at a predestined point in time and space.

I've always wondered about the truth about period blood.
 
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Lore

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For everyone on the fence, the BRoom is the best place on the site to me. It is easily the best community I have been a part of. An application is totally worth it.
 

Rocket Raccoon

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For everyone on the fence, the BRoom is the best place on the site to me. It is easily the best community I have been a part of. An application is totally worth it.
You just made harder on the people who don't get in. It'll only make them more jealous and sad.
 
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Deleted member

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dang it, I haven't ever watched arrested development.

looks like i'm out.
 

Dodongo

rly likes smoke
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BluePikmin11 said:
I never watched Futurama and Arrested Development, I'll never be a backroomer. :(
You monster :mad:

Nah dude, that's an acceptable answer. Watching Futurama and Arrested Development aren't prerequisites or anything. Just answer everything else and draw a picture of a cat or something. A cat...with T-Rex arms.
 
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Cap'nChreest

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My favorite episode is Scott Tenorman Must Die, and Morgan Freeman's Through the Wormhole.
Really? Now that I think about it those are my favorite episodes too!

I've never seen that show
:troll:
 
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Pazzo.

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I entered an application. Let's see what happens.
 

Mega Bidoof

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Most things are allowed, except horse porn :urg:
Well, that's the first time I've ever heard someone say that on SmashBoards without getting an infraction. In fact, that's the first time I've heard someone say that at all!

Dayumm, this BackRoom sounds nice. Though everyone who reads it at first mistakes it with the much more boring Smash 4 Backroom, which recently had a name change that no one will catch on to for a long time.

But seriously, this BackRoom looks like heaven to me.
I'm already having a great time reading the titles to myself! "Confession, I'm Literally Neil Patrick Harris." Genius.
 

Mega Bidoof

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Why was dis moved to the PM section?
This isn't for the PM Backroom!

Why are there so many backrooms!
 

Hinichii.ez.™

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How about, I give this thread a good ol death stare.
 

Morbi

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I am not awesome enough; it sounds like fun, but to be perfectly honest, I only came to Smashboards based on my passion for Smash. I am not really into not discussing Smash on a Smash forum if you catch my drift. I am not really that awesome either.
 

Zoa

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1. Big ****ing O. Power Ranger Megazord close second.
2. Looks like something I'd see on the side of a NASCAR. No comment.
3. No computer. Just other digital devices. </3
4. If I ate him would I become magic, too? Or would I become a taco? Win-win either way.
5. I've seen all Futurama episodes and it still sucks.
6. Never saw Arrested Development. This the part where I let the Bidoof flow within me?
7. A toilet brush. Eventually I'll be covered with enough **** to become a Grimer.
8. Wailord > whale all day erryday
 

Morbi

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1. Big ****ing O. Power Ranger Megazord close second.
2. Looks like something I'd see on the side of a NASCAR. No comment.
3. No computer. Just other digital devices. </3
4. If I ate him would I become magic, too? Or would I become a taco? Win-win either way.
5. I've seen all Futurama episodes and it still sucks.
6. Never saw Arrested Development. This the part where I let the Bidoof flow within me?
7. A toilet brush. Eventually I'll be covered with enough **** to become a Grimer.
8. Wailord > whale all day erryday
I suppose he is going to drive to your house and throw acid in your face. Better get a glass mask, good sir.
 

Mega Bidoof

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I am not awesome enough; it sounds like fun, but to be perfectly honest, I only came to Smashboards based on my passion for Smash. I am not really into not discussing Smash on a Smash forum if you catch my drift. I am not really that awesome either.
You'll never literally be Niel Patrick Harris.
Such a disappointment.
 
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