Storytime with Jake the boy, part 1

[JTB]

So every once in a while, I'll find myself at Knivez apartment, playing smash and hoping to get better. This continues for sometime, then EvilNemesis will start being cocky and demand to play. When he starts playing, however, Knivez won't take him serious, and use low-tier characters against him, just to frustrate him. Tonights story is Knivez Bowser vs EvilNemesis' Marth, with a shocking ending!

(real names used because im lazy)

The story starts with Luigi talking **** about Alans Bowser, which previously beat Luigis Capt. Falcon in a set. Luigi is out for revenge, and challenges Alan with a new character: Marth. The set begins at Final Destination, with Alan converting his cheap Fox tricks to Bowser, such as gay edgeguarding and gay up-bs on the stage. The match ends with Marth falling to his demise, and the giant Bowser still standing his ground.

The next stage is Dreamland, which is just as gay as Deep Socal. Luigi is determined to make a comeback, because losing to a Bowser is pretty **** humilating. Even if its Arash's. HOWEVER, as determined as Luigi is to win, Marth is finished with a edgeguarded b-air, which sends him off the screen. Luigi is once again defeated, and Alan remains victorious.

The moral of this story is:

Knivez Bowser > all of EvilNemesis non-main characters
JTB for top 30

 

[Knivez]

that luigi guy must be some nub to lose to bowser. twice.

 

[Sugoi_boy]

wow..........this thread makes me cry

there is a reason Video games are played on TV....

so you can see them

 

[Evilnemesis]

I beat em with my Falcon. No johns

My Marth is horrible though =[

 

[Arash]

bowser's too good, it can't be helped

 

[J.Shadows]

haha gotta love them stories and you are right Arash Bowser is too good

 

[NintendoKing]

This sounds like a case of being way too manly.

 

[Knivez]

thank you, i am.

that is why i can embrace homosexuality with such a ridiculous undertone.

when it doubt..., its GUY LOVE between two guys.
whats guy love you ask? well ask no further.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0

its like marrying your best friend.

but in a totally manly way.

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

thank you, i am.

that is why i can embrace homosexuality with such a ridiculous undertone.

when it doubt..., its GUY LOVE between two guys.
whats guy love you ask? well ask no further.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0

its like marrying your best friend.

but in a totally manly way.

*Lawls Hard*

 

[Jo$h]

I beat em with my Falcon. No johns

My Marth is horrible though =[

Hahaha i'm glad you noticed... didn't i retire that guy?!
oh wait... i retired your fox

 

[Thunderbolt]

el oh el
This thread is funny.

 

[EzynJAY]

*Lawls Hard*

wow dude good job taking my avatar lolz get off my **** haha we can avatar mm

 

[NintendoKing]

Pletonic Man Love is so beautiful.

 

[J.Shadows]

wow dude good job taking my avatar lolz get off my **** haha we can avatar mm

you got this Jay

 

[NeighborhoodP]

wow dude good job taking my avatar lolz get off my **** haha we can avatar mm

It's like jayx2 w/ that avatar, kinda annoying

 

[cavesonic13]

this sounds like....me...when I was a girl...I think i still am....but I can kick a bowser int he nuts with a taunt now so its all good