Rake's Canadafia Over!! Nabe won through the power of Poutine

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

As the townies gathered, they noticed a strange oily smell in the halls, through doors they could see the seeping ooze. They all turned their heads to Alberta for his expert opinion.

Stephen Harper pulled no punches: "Now see here you oily slimy gooey ******* you, we wanna know where our government funds are being dumped into. I've been to those oilfields and aint no way in Canada thats the only stuff you're into, hell even I'm into some stuff O_O, so there's no way you ain't"

Alberta began to sweat, he fanned himself with his 30 gallon hat, but he wasn't sweating normally, he was sweating oil. "Look over there" he yelled. No one but Stephen Harper turned and looked.

The provinces rushed him, wailing like banshee's

"THIS IS FOR OUR ENVIROMENT"

They wrapped Alberta up in some Scott's Paper towel's and smothered him.

(No Hetero), Carson, the Crazy Oil Tycoon (Province of Alberta), Mafia Lawyer, had been lynched!!!

Night 3 begins now and ends April 8th at midnight

 

[No Hetero]

You guys really lynched me?

But that...that's a hate crime!

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

As the town awoke from it's slumber, they got a shocking surprise (as opposed to a expected surprise). There was lube coating the ground, as well as un-cashed welfare checks, as the townies followed, they found the that (Gorf), Harold, the Harmless Horny Fisherman (Province of Prince Edward Island), Vanilla Townie

had been shot.

But that wasn't all they found, as they patrolled the halls they found torn fish nets and fish guts strewn about, they looked outside to see that the boat that had been parked in the fountain had a hole in the hull, the townies went outside and explored, inside they found (Raziek), Terrance, the Hardcore Fisherman we all know with the crazy sea tales (Province of New Brunswick), Town Jailer.

Had been brutally slashed to death in his boat.

They all went back inside to find the nefarious plotters who would so cruelly dispatch their fellow townies.

Day 4 begins now, and ends April 14th at midnight.

With 6 alive it takes 4 to lynch!!

 

[Ashemu]

kool story: i replaced in2 this game 100% certain kantrip was teh member of the mafia and wanted to hammer him thinking i wouldnt have to acutally read the rest of the game, funny how that turned out

##Vote: Blindfolded Philosophers

 

[Ashemu]

was on both counterwagons and was very wait & see the day badwolf got lynched in the first place
gheb was around to explain wyh kantrip was town but didnt move the vote or convince jdietz to move it
posts just feel like scum to me lol

 

[Ashemu]

other ppl...

- i hated, hated, hated kants play when catching up 2 sub in but obviously scum isnt starting that slapfight after bussing bwolf so hes town
- if anybody was bussing this game its probably fandango, he was first on bwolf w/ original points buuuut he never pushed very hardand scum just voting their buddies cuz theyre struggling to make original content is a thing that happens, kind of get that vibe from him actually.
- ruy obvtown from rajams ed1 posts still + nohet wanted to keep him open as a lategame mislynch if u look @ hot they treated him
- jurys out on tumblr murder game images guy because he posts a lot of words and i havent read a single thing hes said yet

im obviously town from joeys vote and nohet's case ^_^

hey is there a way to iso ppl wher eyou can see their actual posts instead of just a snippet and having to click on a link, thatd be really helpful, thx.

 

[Kantrip]

that was a lot easier than responding to the case

 

[Ashemu]

ok i read a few words from anime game man and im willing to assume hes town

 

[Kantrip]

so we've either had some unlucky kills (or a skilled raziek, whichever way you look at it) from mafia or a SK, or our vig was spurred into action last Night

me
ash
ruy
J
BP
fanny

Pretty sure Ruy and Joey/Ashemu are town.
Past that I need to read back

 

[Ashemu]

do you think gheb not switching ofdf you before hammer is a Weird Thing or a Scummy Thing
im still tossing the game around in my head since i just subbed in, it might actually just be because of the way they were treating their hydra. the posts feel so sleazy to me tho :/
have half a mind to just "**** fangado out of her" as they say <_<.... he hasnt made any strong ;pushes the whole game, he just looks decent because hes on scum but he has none of the gusto town would lynch them with.

 

[#HBC | J]

BP, you are now 0/2 and also have been on the opposite side of each wagon for both scum lynches. I am concerned with you guys now.

Kanty can be town for now because I highly doubt a NH+Kanty bus that hard especially with Kanty's reaction.

Still V/LA till Friday but Ashy needs to post a lot more before she(?) completely quells me.

Gonna get a re-read through when I am back to find the final scum-mate.

 

[Kantrip]

also i want to apologize for my behaviour yesterDay

especially to you ruy, i said some uncalled-for things

im sorry

 

[Kantrip]

do you think gheb not switching ofdf you before hammer is a Weird Thing or a Scummy Thing
im still tossing the game around in my head since i just subbed in, it might actually just be because of the way they were treating their hydra. the posts feel so sleazy to me tho :/
have half a mind to just "**** fangado out of her" as they say <_<.... he hasnt made any strong ;pushes the whole game, he just looks decent because hes on scum but he has none of the gusto town would lynch them with.

before reading back i like your two choices and reasoning

fanny has been bothering me on and off for periods of this game, and now with 2 scum dead is the time to really look back and see why.

It's like what I was getting after him for early in the game: He had no initiative and was only asking questions/commenting on stuff when literally asked to or forced to by another player. When I called him out on this it changed, but I never actually saw the same initiative he showed as town in my luigi's mansion game

I'm going to look again but honestly I'm leaning towards fanny. BP as my second

 

[Ashemu]

Still V/LA till Friday but Ashy needs to post a lot more before she(?) completely quells me..

here is a cool post about my slot for u to read: http://smashboards.com/threads/rakes-canadafia-night-3-begins.350228/page-25#post-16566224

kant cut sums up exactly what i was thinking about the rest of fandagos posts (who was he in lm btw, i read that game but he wasnt on the playerlist??? i dont know ppl's alts)

also since horf died..... if bp is townvig than as far as im concerned weve won the game because theyres no way any of me+kant+ruy are scum (joey was the swing vote when he could have kept his selfvote down and let kant die, kant staging a slapfight with nohet after he should have cred from lynching bwolf just doesnt happen & and his role fits perfectly with our flipped cop's, the frito slot has been the most obvious fukken town in the game since d1 and nohet ignored everything even vaguely townie about him to make some bull**** half-pushes)

 

[Ashemu]

##Unvote
##Vote: Fandangox
yea i like this better i think

 

[Kantrip]

here is a cool post about my slot for u to read: http://smashboards.com/threads/rakes-canadafia-night-3-begins.350228/page-25#post-16566224

kant cut sums up exactly what i was thinking about the rest of fandagos posts (who was he in lm btw, i read that game but he wasnt on the playerlist??? i dont know ppl's alts)

also since horf died..... if bp is townvig than as far as im concerned weve won the game because theyres no way any of me+kant+ruy are scum (joey was the swing vote when he could have kept his selfvote down and let kant die, kant staging a slapfight with nohet after he should have cred from lynching bwolf just doesnt happen & and his role fits perfectly with our flipped cop's, the frito slot has been the most obvious ****en town in the game since d1 and nohet ignored everything even vaguely townie about him to make some bull**** half-pushes)

i think im getting games mixed up

i think it was a different game im thinking of him playing townie in, dont think he was in LM

i wanna say I played with him before but i cant remember the game

 

[Kantrip]

fire and lightning

it was fire and lightning

 

[#HBC | J]

Also obligatory

- jurys out on tumblr murder game images guy because he posts a lot of words and i havent read a single thing hes said yet

Ouch...this one actually burned a little haha.

 

[Ashemu]

it was hyperbole but id appreciate it if u were more concise cuz theres a point where i just go "hmmm well this guy did a Town Thing/Scum Thing time to not read his posts for the rest of the game"

 

[Kantrip]

this guy is brutal lol

 

[Kantrip]

i feel like if we have a vig they should out and claim their shot

would be nice to know numbers-wise if that second NK is on our side

 

[#HBC | J]

Uhm Ashy, I'm gonna let you do you so I'm gonna do me.

 

[Ashemu]

not trying to be an ass, im just being hyperbolic about my thoughts to be silly, so yea sorry if im hurting ppl's mafia feelings >_<

 

[#HBC | J]

Haha it's okay. I am moreso messing with you because what you are saying is literally what everyone says when they first play with me.

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

I borderline want a mass claim, thoughts?

 

[Ashemu]

vig should claim, everybody else keeps quiet cuz theres no reason to out their roles

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

I can kind of dig that, I just don't want a claim war in lylo.

 

[Fandangox]

im obviously town from joeys vote and nohet's case ^_^

How are you "obviously town" from Joey's self vote > NH vote and NH's case on Joey?

The only one that arguably gets clear from NH's case is Potassium cause that case absolutely read to me like a desperation at making a push and was a complete reach. His Joey case was actually more reasonable and grounded in logic, yet he didn't push that vote, not even after we pointed it out.

BP being against both lynches is interesting. I noticed he was the only one that was not scumreading NH last phase until Raz voted Potassium, but I didn't pay much attention to him being against the badwolf lynch, probably because I think he was on Frito and I was scum reading that slot at the time.

 

[Blindfolded Philosophers]

Ryu should be town here from how he hard fought against NH in his posts arguing with Gorf, after that I'mma have to re-read some and touch base with Gheb, but I don't feel like Ashemu is clear solely off voting for NH when it was a self-vote before that. It's certainly not going to be Kantrip/Ryu as my pick today, that much I know already.

BP, you are now 0/2 and also have been on the opposite side of each wagon for both scum lynches. I am concerned with you guys now.

Your observation is true, but are we scum for it?

that was a lot easier than responding to the case

(I actually lold)

 

[Blindfolded Philosophers]

PS: We aren't the vig.

 

[#HBC | J]

Phone-post:

ToDay's lynch should be between BP or Fanny. Don't know which way I lean, but I am gonna re-read. Ashy is the only person I would consider scum after those two. I feel mainly I could have been tunnel-visioned on the slot, but if i had to choose out of Ruy/Kanty/Ashy, Ashy is the dead one.

Also not vigilante either.

Fanny's last post is my least favorite of them all so far toDay.

 

[Kantrip]

not the vig

down to go fanny -> BP

anything else need discussing before I vote?

 

[#HBC | J]

Please wait till I get back from V/LA, there is no need to rush at this current time.

 

[Kantrip]

i can wait til deadline, there's no rush

but that would be boring

i'll wait til we feel alright tho

 

[Ashemu]

yea so who do i shoot tonight ^_^

 

[Ashemu]

im yvon of yukon, i hunt bears with my BEAR HANDS and i have 2 shots. i dunno wyh joey claimed vt but it worked out lol and i wanted to carry on the claim for a while to see if anybody would try to jump on a potential SK. this is also why i didnt assume bp was the vig until after i had already voted

sry gorf

 

[#HBC | J]

Obviously the remaining of Fanny/BP.

 

[Kantrip]

if thats a gambit please just retract it, we dont need that **** we're in a good spot

dont see why joey would fake claim VT and 2-shot vig is awful specific and convenient

or like, you can explain why you shot gorf and give us more insight than that

but im not buying it and i wanna give you this chance to say you're kidding or gambitting or w/e

if youre real then yeah listen to what j said

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Ashemu, is that your final claim?

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Also of this is a gambit drop it now.