Phew. It's been a long day.
Got to spend about two hours with the bae in gym, holy sh*t playing frisbee with short people is hard. Especially when neither of you know how to throw. Like, it was either a clumsy, flaccid toss that sags violently to one side, or a deadly projectile that excels speeds of mach 3.
Basically you have me trying my hardest to softly toss this freaking piece of plastic, while simultaneously avoiding being decapitated.
We eventually gave up and just walked laps around the gym together.
*after school*
Friends come over
Game 1
->Money match begins
->Wow everybody hates squirtle dittos
->half of my friends just leave
->Tech chasing squirtle is a joke (pmdt fix tech rolls when)
->Lose game one by SD
Game 2
->Match begins, both of us SD immediately
->based side-b
->fishing for up-smashes
->Scrape through game 2 with a small lead
Game 3
->Down-b gimp HYPE
->friends adding fake commentary to keep themselves amused
->Wavedashes everywhere
->ty based f-smash
->finish with up-b kill
->salty gg
->Thank you for not believing in me @
PlateProp
I AM NOW THE BEST SQUIRTLE IN SEATTLE'S CENTRAL DISTRICT
NOTICE ME NOW PLATE
->Hubris kicks in
->Immediate money match our local falco
->he just down throws me like a million times
->hes not even pillaring
->the disrespect
->WHY ARE MY ROLLS SO SLOW ASDFGHJK
->oh god those forward smashes
->Lose a bo5 match 1-3
->lost all the money I just got
At least I still have falcon